A 17 Year Old Dream

A baby's first words are the most precious to most parents.



Normally, parents would try to instill they're young ones with words like "call mommy/daddy". Unfortunately for my parents, the first word they ever heard from me was "Go-Car!"



I kid you not! They even recorded it, but unfortunately the tape was long lost.

Usually, parents would teach they're young ones "ABC" or "123" but not my parents. As I vaguely remembered as a kid, they thought me names of cars like "Ferrari", "Lamborghini", "Porsche" and so on.



Not to mention my uncles and aunties would have me sit in the front seat asking me directions to places. I was like their mini living "Google Earth" or a GPS system.

Ask any of my relatives of my ambition when I was small and they'd blatantly tell you I was crazy on becoming a Formula 1 racer but unfortunately the dream died out as I grew older as I know I was too much of a failure and I'd most probably crash and die in the preliminaries.



Time flies and after 17 years of living on this place called earth, I finally obtained........



My "DRIVER'S LICENSE". Though it's only probationary, but who cares. I'm still able to roam the streets as I please in a hot-dammn Vehicle.

As much as I would love to celebrate by driving across town till downtown KL or tour peninsular Malaysia just by driving, I was blinded to the fact that.......

I don't have a car.....

Face Book

Somehow I've been asked this question many times.....

Anonymous: Hey! Do you have a facebook?

or.......

Annoyingmouse: Why don't you make one?

Yes, over the past few months I've been bombarded with many question like those or similar.

So here's my answer:

No! I don't have a facebook and neither am I going to make one for now or in the near future. I can't even possible find time to blog about 'how I couldn't make time for blogging' what more facebook?

So far the only social network I ever signed-up for an account was friendster.

But it's dead now after 2 years of inactivity.

Based on what other people have been talking about, facebook is the new in-thing, it's fun and who ever doesn't have one is outdated.

Apparently my mom has a facebook.....

So does that mean I'm more outdated then my mom?

Its annoys me that the fact everyone that has facebook will chatter among themselves leaving me dumbfounded like a social outcast.

I felt so annoyed with the constant persuasion and request from my peers. I have finally gave in and made myself one.

So here's my facebook.....

Turn Back Time

Well I had promise I'll be back after trials, so here I am.

I bet most of you had been dying to know what I have been up to for the past 3 months that I had no time to update. No?

It's time for me to be like Prince of Persia and turn back the sands of time....



So stay tune for the next post.....

Dead Blog

Dear Dead Bloggie,

I'm sorry for killing you, but I promise I'll make it up to you after my trials. That I promise.

*That somehow did not sound right*

Bottled Up Feelings

As crazy as it may sound, people do it.



I know it is sometimes hard to express your feelings to someone, especially if that someone is that special person to you. Like in the movies, a guy goes up to a girl trying to confess his love to her but gets so nervous he quits and bottle up his feelings hoping he can eventually one day build up the courage to do so.



No matter, in life there is bound to be times we would hide our feelings either because were shy or we do not want to hurt the other person's feelings and so on. Come on guys, be frank. I'm sure you it at least happened once in your life, especially the MALE population.

Being a guy I know that feeling.

But no matter how desperate you may be.........

No matter how bottled up your feelings may be.......

I hope your not as stupid as to.........




I do not even want to Imagine the pain he is going through.

So the moral of the story is, no matter how bottled up your feelings are, never release it in a bottle.

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Back To The Dawn Age

Most of you may have presumed I died in a car accident while I was on my 'L' license training. For those who had wished so, that's just too bad for I'm still alive and kicking.

I had always wanted to post about this a long time ago, but unfortunately time did not give me the chance to do so till this very day.

As you all know our dear government reverted the teaching policy for science and maths back into Bahasa Malaysia

I can already imagine what it's going to be like in the near future.......

Foreigner: Pardon me, may I know where you could buy a bottle of jam?

Malaysian: Ah! You mau jam ah? I bawak you pegi.

Foreigner: !@$%%*^@#@*!..........

Our dear Tun Dr. Mahathir fought over it but to no avail.

and it's only a matter of time till our country leader embarrasses us like this dude below....

Who knows, maybe in the next 50 years from now we'll be living in trees instead...

You know.....

your internet is screwed when........

Tribute to the King of Pop

Woke early this morning only to be told that the King of Pop has passed away.



At first I could not believe what I was hearing since I just woke up and to confirm that I even slapped my self silly.

Not to mention all that news about Megan Fox being a man was going on, I brushed this one of as just another rumor until I reached school where I found my friend in tears with the loss of his idol.

I'm not an avid fan of Michael Jackson, but I do love his music.



Since this morning, every radio station has been playing nothing but Michael Jackson's songs as a tribute to the King of Pop and yet even as were in this modern age, his songs still sound as great as they were in the 80's & 90's.

Who can ever forget "Beat it"?



or was it "Eat It"?



No matter what it is, we can't deny the fact that not many in this age could sing and dance as well as he did.

Not even this Chinese impersonator......



or even this Indian guy.......



What ever it is, It's a great loss to us. May the King of Pop Rest in Peace.

Most Ridiculous Discount

I recently heard this on the radio.....

PDRM (Royal Malaysian Police) is offering discounts up to 50% for road offences by motorists from now onwards, through its online partner MyEG. Traffic summonses issued either by post or on-the-spot by the police can be paid online from the comfort of your own home.

I know Malaysia is famous for it's discounts especially the "Year-End-Sale"(YES), but this is ridiculous.

No wonder I saw so many students shouting "YES"



With the fabulous discount, now even the elderly can afford for some hardcore action

My Biggest Secret

I've been keeping a secret.......



A very large secret infact.....

Truth is, I came from space.



No~! not that space! I came from outer space. A place so vast and wide that none has trully and fully discovered what lies beyond earth.

I came from planet TransForMars



My true identity is......



"NBE 3 Mega Optimus Beta 2.0 Version 1.4.5"

The name is certainly longer than my pen is but it can't be helped. Pun Poon Intended.



I only knew who I really was 2 years ago when I watched this movie called 'Transformers'. I noticed that I had the same abilities as my fellow robots that seek to help the human race from the forces of evil robots.

The real reason why I'm telling the world my true identity now when I could have done it in this past 17 years of my life is because of this......



I got so excited......



I jumped out of my chair and transform into my car mode and went halfway around the neighbourhood



Trust me, It wasn't easy.......



There's only one reason why I can't get enough of transformers and that is because 'I am one'. It's like reuniting with your fellow kind after many many years.

So I hope nuffnang would give me those premier tickets that I oh-so-desire. Though I'm not really interested in the free figurines since I can see my self in the mirror every day.



but if I do get it, I'd be much happier since I can now 'play' with my fellow kind.

Night At The Museum Meets Terminator

It's the holidays, and what's a holiday if you don't at least go out to catch the latest blockbuster movies on the silver screen. Fortunately for me, I manage to catch the 2 latest hotcakes of the box office back-to-back.



I must say I did enjoy them both. In the midst of my enjoyment watching these 2 movies, I came up with a very quirky idea.

What sort of movie would we get when we mix them both? A pinch of comedy with a heck load of action. That way, we'll get the best of both worlds. Behold, the latest movie to hit the big screen and yet another addition to the Night at the Museum and Terminator series.......



I'm sure they'll mix well, they both have their similarities.



and who wouldn't love to see the adorable monkeys contributing in wreaking havoc to erase the human race.

Not to mention, Ben stiller playing terminator, that would be the joke of the century.



Though I think he'll do a better job than 'Arnold Susah-nak-eja'.

All Hail The Holidays

As said, exam is over and all hell broke loose. Ever since the first day of holidays, I haven't found some proper time to settle down and relax.

I think I'll start where I left off.

Exams were a blunder. I did study for it, I was confident I could do it, but I doubt my marks will show it. Just when you thought exams sucked, I turned 17 this year on an exam day yet again which makes it twice the sucky. But then again, though it was silent, it was rather a memorable one.



Alot happen since then. Teacher's day came up, we almost kicked the teachers to an all out goal in football, I almost went blind, passed my driver's highway code exam, went partying whole day and night, had LOADS of krispy kreme and the list goes on



Do notice that I didn't mention anything about opening a book. Some student I am, if this goes on I can kiss my SPM goodbye.

In Need Of Motivation!

Just 30 minutes ago, I promised myself I would head straight to the books and here I am blogging about how pathetically low willed I am.

I can't even spend 2 minutes on the book without going rancid. Exam's near and I haven't even touch a book. There goes my SPM.

Someone just shoot me.

MPH Warehouse Sale

I'm taking a day off studying since it's labour day. Though a student is not a labourer, but it's a kind of occupation



As a student, our job is to study and to gain knowledge from many sources and therefore that's exactly what I did on labours day. It sucks that students don't really have a day off.

I went down to the MPH warehouse sale at seksyen 13,



There was this book I wanted to get, but to no prevail till this very day. Since it's labours day, why don't I spend some time with books and what better way to get a book than a distributors warehouse sale.



But I came home disappointed. For one, I couldn't find the book I was looking for. Secondly, the books there were in bad condition and thirdly, not all the books are cheap.

The prices fluctuates even though it's the same book with the same coverings. For example, I find The Children of Hurin for RM19.90, later on I see the same book for RM25 and RM57.

At the end of the day the total price of all the books including my sister's was RM284!!! I'm never bringing my sister to a book fair ever again.

The one thing that annoys me very much every time I step into a bookshop is seeing this book gigantically piled and arranged everywhere till it becomes an eyesore.



Everywhere I go, I can't escape from it. It's as if they're stalking me and everytime I lay eyes on it, It feels like my eyes are burning from seeing a hideous womanizer vampire(pun intended). I for one hate this book no matter how many people out there loves it.

Eventhough I didn't find the book I was looking for, I did find an interesting book.



It's about time I take my piano seriously and I found just the book for it. All this year, I've been playing but yet, I still don't know how to read the notes.



Not to mention it comes with a tutorial CD. Just the thing for lazy bums like me who would fall asleep as soon as it becomes a hassle to read.

Hopefully with this, I'll be able to play better and spend less time listening to the song over and over again just to get the tune.

Since I'm in a good mood today,



*Enjoy*

P.S.- Anyone knows where I can get a copy of Inkheart (hardcover)?

Krispe Kreme

When I heard it finally open its first branch in Malaysia, I just had to go for it. I manage to bug my parents to drive me all the way to Berjaya Times Square just for a doughnut at night.



Upon reaching, I had thought the line would be as long as the Amazon River due to the craze that has been going on about this scrumptious doughnuts first opening branch in Malaysia and since it's the second day of the opening I doubt I'll ever get pass the front door of the shop.

But it turns out, It wasn't so bad. Maybe because everyone has gone back to work since its already way pass office hours



This shop's origin is older than my grandmother and yet I never knew of it's existence until a few years back when I read about people getting so hyped up over this doughnuts that they're willing to ask someone to send it all the way from Melbourne, Australia.

At least that's what I did



On the way to the cashier I had a glimpse of how this hot cakes were being mass produced. There were so many doughnuts that I could feed an entire neighbourhood.



In fact there were so many they had to put them in those tray shelves. If I'm not wrong, there were 20 of those outside of the shop. Now all I need is to hire a lorry and I'll be getting one year supply of doughnuts. How I wish I had this machine, that way I'll be eating doughnuts day in day out.

I bought 2 boxes each containing a dozen doughnuts. 1 box of their original glazed doughnuts and 1 box of assorted doughnuts. I must say they're assorted variety are rather interesting compared to J.Co and Big Apple.



On the way back, I couldn't resist my self to have a bite before I reached home. It was as if the doughnuts were crying out to me "Eat Me, Kevin. Eat ME!!!"



After many, many years of waiting, I finally manage to get a bite of this sinful little sugar puff and I must say, It was worth the wait. It literally melts in your mouth



The only problem is that, It's so sweet it sends a sugar rush up to your head and you'll get so hyper people would think you escaped from a mental hospital.

What makes this doughnut so great is due to its addictive texture. It's firm yet soft on the inside. It's by far the best doughnut I had in 16 years of my life. Big Apple and J.Co's are going to have a tough competition with Krispe Krime around.

Upon reaching home this is whats left of the 2 boxes



I swear it was too good to stop



I'm seriously going to be diagnosed with diabetes at an early age.