Tuesday, September 22, 2009

A 17 Year Old Dream

A baby's first words are the most precious to most parents.

Normally, parents would try to instill they're young ones with words like "call mommy/daddy". Unfortunately for my parents, the first word they ever heard from me was "Go-Car!"

I kid you not! They even recorded it, but unfortunately the tape was long lost.

Usually, parents would teach they're young ones "ABC" or "123" but not my parents. As I vaguely remembered as a kid, they thought me names of cars like "Ferrari", "Lamborghini", "Porsche" and so on.

Not to mention my uncles and aunties would have me sit in the front seat asking me directions to places. I was like their mini living "Google Earth" or a GPS system.

Ask any of my relatives of my ambition when I was small and they'd blatantly tell you I was crazy on becoming a Formula 1 racer but unfortunately the dream died out as I grew older as I know I was too much of a failure and I'd most probably crash and die in the preliminaries.

Time flies and after 17 years of living on this place called earth, I finally obtained........

My "DRIVER'S LICENSE". Though it's only probationary, but who cares. I'm still able to roam the streets as I please in a hot-dammn Vehicle.

As much as I would love to celebrate by driving across town till downtown KL or tour peninsular Malaysia just by driving, I was blinded to the fact that.......

I don't have a car.....

Friday, September 18, 2009

Face Book

Somehow I've been asked this question many times.....

Anonymous: Hey! Do you have a facebook?


Annoyingmouse: Why don't you make one?

Yes, over the past few months I've been bombarded with many question like those or similar.

So here's my answer:

No! I don't have a facebook and neither am I going to make one for now or in the near future. I can't even possible find time to blog about 'how I couldn't make time for blogging' what more facebook?

So far the only social network I ever signed-up for an account was friendster.

But it's dead now after 2 years of inactivity.

Based on what other people have been talking about, facebook is the new in-thing, it's fun and who ever doesn't have one is outdated.

Apparently my mom has a facebook.....

So does that mean I'm more outdated then my mom?

Its annoys me that the fact everyone that has facebook will chatter among themselves leaving me dumbfounded like a social outcast.

I felt so annoyed with the constant persuasion and request from my peers. I have finally gave in and made myself one.

So here's my facebook.....

Thursday, September 17, 2009

Turn Back Time

Well I had promise I'll be back after trials, so here I am.

I bet most of you had been dying to know what I have been up to for the past 3 months that I had no time to update. No?

It's time for me to be like Prince of Persia and turn back the sands of time....

So stay tune for the next post.....

Tuesday, September 15, 2009

Dead Blog

Dear Dead Bloggie,

I'm sorry for killing you, but I promise I'll make it up to you after my trials. That I promise.

*That somehow did not sound right*

Wednesday, August 12, 2009

Bottled Up Feelings

As crazy as it may sound, people do it.

I know it is sometimes hard to express your feelings to someone, especially if that someone is that special person to you. Like in the movies, a guy goes up to a girl trying to confess his love to her but gets so nervous he quits and bottle up his feelings hoping he can eventually one day build up the courage to do so.

No matter, in life there is bound to be times we would hide our feelings either because were shy or we do not want to hurt the other person's feelings and so on. Come on guys, be frank. I'm sure you it at least happened once in your life, especially the MALE population.

Being a guy I know that feeling.

But no matter how desperate you may be.........

No matter how bottled up your feelings may be.......

I hope your not as stupid as to.........

I do not even want to Imagine the pain he is going through.

So the moral of the story is, no matter how bottled up your feelings are, never release it in a bottle.

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Saturday, July 18, 2009

Back To The Dawn Age

Most of you may have presumed I died in a car accident while I was on my 'L' license training. For those who had wished so, that's just too bad for I'm still alive and kicking.

I had always wanted to post about this a long time ago, but unfortunately time did not give me the chance to do so till this very day.

As you all know our dear government reverted the teaching policy for science and maths back into Bahasa Malaysia

I can already imagine what it's going to be like in the near future.......
Foreigner: Pardon me, may I know where you could buy a bottle of jam?

Malaysian: Ah! You mau jam ah? I bawak you pegi.
Foreigner: !@$%%*^@#@*!..........

Our dear Tun Dr. Mahathir fought over it but to no avail.

and it's only a matter of time till our country leader embarrasses us like this dude below....

Who knows, maybe in the next 50 years from now we'll be living in trees instead...

Friday, July 10, 2009

You know.....

your internet is screwed when........