My Noble Prize Theory

Ever remembered the day when you were taught that 1+1=2?
Here I am to prove you wrong, because 1+1=3. Yes, you heard me. 1+1=3 and I'm not trying to sound sarcastic here. It's an undeniable fact. Seriously, I kid you not.

According to my 'sifu', a theory becomes a law when it is practiced and accepted world wide. Apparently, my 1+1=3 law is even practiced in the back waters of Africa and even accepted by kids as old as 15 years old in the United States which is now the leading country that this equation is being practiced widely and openly.

(1+1=3)

So there you have it.

Now tell me, which place in the world does not practice this. Furthermore this equation can be used anywhere anytime no matter in a hotel room, public toilets, the park and even your bedroom. So, don't hesitate to answer the right equation in your exams, for you know that this equation is proven to be correct. I should get a noble prize for this seriously.

(p.s. This equation does not apply for twins, triplets, quadruplets, droplets and so on.)

Mans REAL Best Friend

Good friends are hard to come by. Only a certain few would stick with you through thick and thin some others would even back stab you for their own greedy purposes.

Sometimes your friend can be the worst consolers.

Me: Dammn stress wei, got so much work.
"Friend": You so smart take so much work for what?
Me: You think I ask for it meh?

Don't you feel more tulan when a friend comes up to you when ur in distress and instead of consoling you, he/she comes up with a very sarcastic remark. I for one would feel very tulan that the waiters at Tulan restaurant would seem like the nicest people on earth.



Have you ever wondered, where your friends are at a times of sadness and distress?

When there's a party they're there.



When you won a million dollars, they're there.



But where are they when your feeling down and under?
Most probably talking bad behind your back.......


They're so bad hearted that they make George Bush look so innocent



As the saying goes, Dogs are mans best friend, but to me dogs aren't really mans best friend at times, especially when I get chased by it. Maybe to the owner but not to me, not to mention I get chased by dogs frequently this days. Whats more, dogs may not be very loyal to their own owners at times.



This whole week, I've been searching and searching but finally I've found my one 'true' best friend that doesn't flinch an inch when your in anger, who lends you its shoulder when your sad, doesn't bite you when your mad at it and best of all, it listens to all your problems without gunning you down with heart stabbing words.



Ladies and gentleman, I present to you, MY Best Friend.



The one and only, extraordinary POLE



Huggable



as well as a good anger reliever

One thing's for sure, pole dancing isn't my thing.

The Language Factor

Language subjects has been my top scorers ever since I've entered the world of schooling. With a close of an eye and a snap of a finger, I'll be able to achieve high grades for Bahasa Malaysia or English without even studying.

Unfortunately, my monthly exam this time shows otherwise. I need 2 freaking extra marks to get an A2 for BM and 4 more stinking marks to get an A1 in English, but what bugs me more is not being able to converse in my own mother tongue.

It sucks not being able to speak in your own mother tongue, especially when you go to a hawker centre where all the hawkers speaks in chinese and the only word I can reply to them is "Wo Pu Tong" which means I don't understand in chinese.

I seriously regret not taking up chinese. Well, I did when I was in kindergarten but in the end all i remember is "wo pu tong". Well, there's no such thing as too late too learn, to the others out there who themselves can't converse in chinese such as myself, here's a 'speak chinese in 5 minutes guide'. I bet after this you can converse happily with the hawkers at those 'ionicanspeakcina' hawker centres.

(Click on picture to enlarge)

But no matter how bad my language is, nothing beats this



EPIC WIN!!! Her english so superb that I myself dunno what in the world she's talking about. Looks like my language sucks after all.

Butchering Mans Best Friend

Warning, this post contains gore, readers discretion is advisable.

Whaling are well known among us, as the Japanese tend to hunt this nearly dying breed for their meat which they consider exotic. It's so well known that I think the orang asli(native tribes) have heard of it as well.



But, have you ever heard of dog butchery?



It's rather disturbing to hear about this. If it's chicken I wouldn't be bothered, but DOGS? They're man's best friend for crying out loud. They are meant to be kept at home not being butchered. Heck, I bet they don't even taste good. They're innocent, what did they do to deserve this?



Where's the SPCA??!!!! This poor creatures are being butchered and later serve to an authentic customers table for their eccentric tongue to savour this exotic delicacy. I just can't get you people, I can't bare eating snails or frogs what more dogs. Get a life will ya.



I hate the fact that this bastards are doing this just for the money, have they no pity for this poor animals? I wonder how would they feel if I butchered they're kids for money.



We slaughter chickens for their meat so much that we think it's normal, but have it occur to you if we were in the chicken's shoes. Think about it, we wouldn't want other species to man slaughter us now do we. So for once try thinking about their condition. Try being in their shoes for once.



If a human kills other species it's regarded as normal but if other species kills a human, we would declare war and hunt down that specific organism even to a rat hole. Most probably they'll even send a whole battalion army just to kill it.



and later massacre their whole population with some stupid reason like It's dangerous to mankind or It has potential to wipe out the entire human race. I wonder what drug this monkeys are sniffing.

That just shows that we humans are greedy little beings trying to play GOD.

I for one can't stand the act of cruelty towards animals and therefore I'm posting this for others to know about the cruelty that has been afflicted towards this poor dogs. I hope this post has raised awareness that cruelty towards animals is increasing as humans become more ignorant.

The Tag Continues

It's been a long time since I last posted something. To tell you the truth, this holiday has been the most busy, most tiring, most boring, most devastating, most hectic, most collateral brain damage, most tulan, most quiet, most-quito.

When am I ever gonna enjoy my holidays? Most probably not this 2 years to come.
As I haven't been updating much this holidays, I do owe a few people something from the last tag post. So to Adrissa, Jenzen and Nick. Here's my reply(Hopefully now you can stop bugging me). I'm just gonna copy paste from the previous one cause i don't think there will be much changes.

5 things found in my bag
(I rarely carry a bag around, but if I do then this would be in)
-My W810i walkman phone
-My Olympus Camera
-My laptop
-A set of house keys
-Files/paper/stationary

5 things found in my wallet
-Money
-Identity Card
-Plasters
-Spectacles cloth
-A few coins

5 favourite things in my room
-My pillow
-My laptop/Camera/Hand Phone
-My sub woofer
-My set of comic books
-My headphones

5 things I always wanted to do
-Drive around KL at night
-Go to Japan for a vacation
-Go somewhere I can enjoy the scenes of nature
-Something for my country
-Say 3 words to someone special

5 things I'm currently into
-Blogging
-Photography
-Sleeping
-Looking for my 1st car
-Food

List out the top 5 presents you wish for
-A car
-A holiday without work
-A new bike
-Someone to say to me 3 very special words
-An all expenses paid for all you can eat buffet

The person who tagged you is: Adrissa, Jenzen, Nicholas
Your 5 impressions of him/her:
Adrissa
-Thoughtful
-Strong willed
-Kind
-A good problem listener
-Cheerful

Jenzen
-Annoying at times
-sarcasm freak
-Happy go lucky
-A good conversation starter
-Dunno wat to say bout u redi

Nicholas
-A good friend
-A good flirter
-A good adviser
-A good sportsman
-Lazy fella

Most memorable things he/she has give/done to you:
Adrissa
Chatting with me as well as consoling me and also offered me a hug when im in a time of distress. Thank you for being there when i needed company.

Jenzen
Emmm...... thank you for bugging me. Life wouldn't be annoying without you.

Nicholas
Over this past 12 years that I've known you, there are too many to remember so thank you for being my friend for this 12 long years.

If he/she becomes my lover, you will:
Adrissa
Wouldn't mind and as she said it's all up to the dood up there to decide.

Jenzen
so sorry to tell you that Im not gay

Nicholas
and again, im not gay

If he/she becomes your enemy, the reason will be:
Adrissa
Become Yusri the second

Jenzen
I dunno, you too carefree but if so, kicking your ass literally.

Nicholas
This one, all I have to do is announce to the whole school that he's a playboy(which he says he currently isn't) with his beloved P.A system. I won't just get hated, Ill get killed.

Pass the quiz to 5 people that you wish to know how they feel about you
I think I'll pass.


Hopefully I'll be able to post a few stuff before March ends. Stay tune to adventerror.

The Truth Behind BN

Its finally election day and also the day I uncover the truth behind our political monkeys parties.



MIC ( meaning “must I Come” whenever there is a parliament sitting)
because Samy Vellu is a lazy bum




MCA ( meaning “money conquers all”)
because we chinese only care about money




and UMNO ( meaning "U must not object”)
because they proclaim it's their country


This are the true faces of the Barisan National.



So vote wisely or watch as your harga 'barang naik' because of 'BN'

PMR straight 'A' Bribes

I was suppose to post this up last month but due to technical difficulty, I only manage to post it now.

Last month, I and a few other straight A PMR scorers attended a prize giving ceremony at stadium Malawati, Shah Alam which was organized by our dear government of the state of Selangor. This vast event was attended by at least 10,000 people.



Its as if the everyone was rushing for the last day of the Malaysian Year End Sale. The line was freaking long, it stretched all the way to the parking lot. I bet it beats the HINDRAF protesters line formation.




Any Difference? Except for the fact that the ones at the stadium weren't protesting and are rather more civilised.

That's not all, this event was attended by the Menteri Besar Selangor, Y.A.B Dato' Sri Dr. Haji Muhamad Khir bin Toyo. I feel so honoured.



The first thing that hit me when I looked at his picture was "did this fella go for botox?". Well, I wasn't the only one who thought so. It was a verbal agreement made by us.


(We all nodded in agreement)

Its the first time I'm heard about this award ceremony. Why suddenly our Goblement so kind to give each straight A students RM200 cold hard cash? Makes me wonder what scheme are they up to.


(Skim Cepat Kaya?)

My guess is that this people are desperate as the elections are coming to town soon. It feels as if they're bribing us with the RM200 for us to support them and to earn our parents votes.

Well that's just too bad for them because



I believe everything has its pro's and con's, this event is no exception. The fun part about it was being able to meet long lost friends that we're from my good old times in primary school. As such we were able to move about the stadium freely and reunite with this long lost souls.


(People moving about freely)

Whereas the con's was during this little bugger's speech.



Almost half of the stadium people fell asleep, if i could zoom in further, I bet you could catch a glimpse of the minister sitting on that comfy red chair sleeping. It was freaking boring I tell you. I think reading the whole history text book would be less boring than this.

The next best thing that almost killed me of boredom was the uber long line to receive the award on stage.

Short? Look where it ends



Not to mention our school was the last to go on stage.


(A not-so-very good photo of me receiving my award)

The event then ended after my school had received their award. As I was walking towards the exit, there was a big crowd near the stage. Being my curious self I went and check it out. Apparently the Menteri Besar was having a photo shoot with random people. What do you think my next move would be? Of course join la. This is my chance to have a photo with someone 'BIG'.



I wasn't too happy with the outcome of the photo. Look at where that perverted fella was looking. To tell you the truth, all the menteri are very 'miang' old dudes.

Despite all the trouble I went through, it was well worth it for I am now RM200 richer



and it was well spent on this

Don't be jealous arr.........

The next day as I turn up for school, I was attacked by a group of jealous straight A scorer of 2007 as they did not have such event last year.

I almost died I tell you.