The Modern Rasa Sayang

The latest and hotest news around now is the upcoming general elections, as the leaders present their manifestation to woo their voters to their leagues while others are talking about the lousy job they have done for us so far and this has to be the best one i've found so far.

Behold the modern version of the 'Rasa Sayang.

Rasuah sayang eh
Rasuah Sayang Sayang eh,
Hey lihat Pak Lah tidur
Rasa sayang sayang eh,

Budak mongolia di luar pagar,
Ambil C4 tolong bombkan,
Saya budak baru nak mengajar,
Kalau salah you duduk diam - diam.

Rasuah sayang
Eh rasuah sayang sayang eh
Eh lihat Zam bodoh rasa sayang sayang eh

Zainuddin kita nak marah al - jazeera,
tapi sendiri tak berpengetahuan,
Mungkinkah belajar dari Mara,
Kerana jawapannya macam ketam.

Rasuah sayang
Eh rasuah sayang sayang Eh
Eh lihat parliment rasa sayang sayang eh

Parliment kita macam zoo negara,
Penuh dengan banyak binatang,
Ada beruk, monyet dan kera,
Kalau pergi sana bawalah kacang,

Rasuah Sayang
Eh rasuah sayang sayang eh
Eh lihat rempit jauh rasa sayang sayang eh

Khari kata rempit sangat terer,
Mereka ialah mat cemerlang,
Otaknya sekarang entah mana,
Mungkin nak jadi rempit di longkang.

Rasuah sayang
Eh rasuah sayang sayang eh
Eh lihat bola kita jauh rasa sayang sayang eh

Dulu kita main bola peringkat antarabangsa,
Sekarang main macam ketam,
Kalah 5 - 1 kepada Cina,
Semalam pula kalah kepada vietnam .

Rasuah Sayang
Eh rasuah Sayang Sayang eh
Eh lihat Indonesia jauh rasa sayang sayang eh

Rasa sayang milik indonesia,
Malaysia kata mereka punya,
Otak engkau lagu ini milik kita,
Kita punya Rasuah sayang sebenarnya.

Rasuah sayang
Eh rasuah sayang sayang eh
Eh lihat polis jauh rasa sayang sayang eh

Bila nak tiba hari raya
Polis kita merata rata
Muka mereka semacam saja
Bagi IC dan ringgit Malaysia

Rasuah sayang
Eh rasuah sayang sayang eh
Eh lihat Pak Lah tidur rasa sayang sayang eh

Air di Johor melimpah limpah
Pak lah beli rumah di Australia
Bila Mahathir kita marah
Dia kata rumah itu orang lain pula.

Rasuah sayang
Eh rasuah sayang sayang eh
Eh Malaysia hancur rasa sayang sayang eh

Terima Kasih!!!

Short saying, politicians are dirty buggers running around causing havoc.

A~Z of the thing called 'Love'

I was suppose to post something in conjunction with Valentines Day, but apparently I wasn't too free to do so. So here I am to make up for it, though it might be late but oh well.

I was browsing through the blogosphere where I happen to find this interesting article. Valentines day is also the day where we share stuff. So im sharing this with those lovey-dovey couples out there. Hope that this would help improve your relationship.

A - Accept
No one is perfect. There is no such thing as perfect match, like a Lego. So if you love the person, you have to accept everything, including his/her flaws.

B - Belief
If you are with a person, belief him/her. If you are suspicious and constantly not trusting that person, the only ending is separation.

C - Care
The level of care you show to that person means the importance of that person in your life. Once in a while, call him/her and ask, “How’s work? Is everything fine?” or message him/her, “The weather has turned cold, so please remember to wear an extra clothes.” This kind of care might be pointless, but at least it makes that person feel loved and wanted.

D - Digest
We are not saint, so we have our emotional ups and downs. If the person is not in a good mood, try to digest it just a bit to avoid argument?

E - Enjoy
Enjoy the company, enjoy everything that person is doing for you. If you enjoy it, your life will be joyful. But if you try to pick a bone in an egg, criticize everything that person is doing, how can you find happiness and joy in life?

F - Freedom
Even if you are married, give your partner freedom, room and privacy. Your partner is not a slave, so don’t cage him/her up and make them prisoners.

G - Give
Give also means love without condition. Giving out your love, you cannot expect to take back the same amount of love. But if you don’t give your love, then you will not get anything back at all. True love is love without conditions.

H - Heart
Use your heart to treat a person. Use your heart to love a person. Without using your heart, where is the source of true love?

I - Independence
Some people say, “I live for you.” Truth is, everyone has a meaning in his life, so don’t be too dependent on a person. If you depend on him/her too much, you are only adding extra burden on his/her shoulders.

J - Jealousy
A suitable amount of jealousy can means you care. But if you are jealous without logical reasons, then you are only unreasonable, and that is really annoying.(Reminds me of a certain someone).

K - Kiss
A kiss means more than a thousand words. Kiss him/her when you go to work. Kiss him/her when you come back from work. A kiss can mean you love and care for him/her. So start kissing your love one today.

L - Love
Love is different than like. If you love a person, you are willing to do anything for him/her. You will take a bullet for him/her and sacrifice your life. If you love a person, try to say “I love you” once in a while because that simple 3 words means more than just some gifts.

M - Mature
Childish is annoying. For adults, we should remain mature when we love, treat matters and that person with maturity will lead you a long way.

N - Natural
A lot of times a person will try to hide his/her flaws and pretend to be someone else. Unfortunately, as time goes, all the flaws will be revealed and your partner will be shock to find you as someone he/she doesn’t know. So be natural, be who you are.

O - Observe
Observe your love ones to understand his/her likes, dislikes, habits, so you can understand your partner more and try to accommodate him/her. For example: If you see her linger at a watch poster for a long time, admiring the beauty of the watch, why not buy that watch for her as a gift?

P - Protect
A boyfriend should protect his girlfriend’s safety and well-beings. A girlfriend can protect his dignity, not allowing others to insult the boyfriend.

Q - Quarter
Be generous and forgiving. If your love ones make a mistake, forgive him/her if you truly love him/her. That is the least you can do. (Of course, if he/she is having an affair, that’s betrayal, and that cannot be called a mistake)

R - Receive
When your love one is doing something for you, receive it gratefully. When the other person is giving, that means he/she loves you so much so please receive with great gratitude to show that you appreciate him/her.

S - Share
Share everything you have with him/her. Share your happiness, share your sorrow, share your wealth, share your adversity. This is the most simple task in a relationship.

T - Tender
Be tender and gentle to your love ones. No one loves a person who is rough and not tender.

U - Understand
Try to be understanding. When you are having a conversation with your love ones, try to understand his/her situations, how he/she feels. If not, you are just being selfish.

V - Veracity
Veracity, also mean honesty. Be honest in a relationship. Who will want to spend the rest of his/her life with a liar?

W - Wait
When two person is together, they grow together. One might grow faster, but please wait for your company, wait for him/her to grow at the same level as you. Don’t abandon him/her while you continue to venture out further and further.

X - `X`
The “X” means multiply in mathematical sense. Use your love to that person and multiply it everyday, so you will love him/her more and more everyday.

Y - Yearn
When you are at work or away, try to miss him/her. If you send him/her a message saying “I miss you,” the receiver will feel warm and sweet.

Z - Zest
Don’t be cold. A suitable amount of zest can make a big difference. Who would want to spend the rest of his/her life with someone who is cold and unromantic?

It sucks to be single on Valentines day. So to you lucky buggers out there, treasure those happy moments.

Non-Halal Footwear

As I was window shopping in One Utama the other day, I happen to stumble upon a very interesting shoe shop.

So as I was looking around at the shoes that were on display, suddenly Rafiq came up to me.

Rafiq: Dei, please wash your hands after you get out of this shop and please call me when you're done.
Me: Why? Where you goin?
Rafiq: I can't stay in here any longer.
Me: Why? Afraid that the prices of the shoe will give you a heart attack?
Rafiq: Take a closer look at the tags on the shoe.



So does one consider this as halal or non-halal?

If so, shouldn't they be putting this sign on it?


(Taylor, your finger nails very long. How you survive arr?)

While they're at it, may as well register their shop as a non-halal shop and serve char siew pau and char siew fan. Sure business laku wan.

I've Been Tagged

Awhile ago, a dear friend of mine tagged me to answer a few stuff. So, doing my job as a friend and a blogger I shall fullfill it. Here goes nothing.

5 things found in my bag
(I rarely carry a bag around, but if I do then this would be in)
-My W810i walkman phone
-My Olympus Camera
-My laptop
-A set of house keys (The discipline room keys are in there too)
-Some random stuff I might put in to.

5 things found in my wallet
-Money(Thats the whole purpose of the wallet now isn't it)
-Identity Card(Its stated that you're suppose to bring it everywhere)
-Plasters(Just to be on the safe side)
-Some notes
-A few coins

5 favourite things in my room
-My pillow(Who said guys can't like their pillow)
-My laptop/Camera/Hand Phone
-Air condition
-My personal work desk
-My set of comic books

5 things I always wanted to do
-Drive around KL at night(I love the scenery of KL at night)
-Go to Japan for a vacation
-Go somewhere I can enjoy the scenes of nature
-Something for my country(Hope I do a better job than our government)
-Say 3 words to someone special

5 things I'm currently into
-Blogging
-Photography
-ICT/Nanotech/Technology
-Looking for my 1st car.
-Food(Everyones favourite)

List out the top 5 presents you wish for
-Company(Im very lonely at times)
-A hug(Everyone needs one)
-A car(I always wanted one since I was a kid)
-Someone to say to me 3 very special words
-An all expenses paid for all you can eat buffet

The person who tagged you is: Elisa Tan Lee Yan
Your 5 impressions of him/her:
-Smart
-Kind
-Thoughtful
-Caring
-A very good senior/ P.K.P.P

Most memorable things he/she has give/done to you:
Lets see..... Ahhh. I know. She was one of the 4 people whom actually remembered my birthday last year. Thanks for wishing me. ^^

If he/she becomes my lover, you will:
Won't mind though, she has a great personality and a very pure heart but due to the 'kempen anti-couple' looks like it will never happen. >.<

If he/she becomes your enemy, the reason will be:
Hmmm lets see, most probably If I took her little dolphine plushie away. I think I would get killed instead of hated if that were to happen. >.<

Pass the quiz to 5 people that you wish to know how they feel about you
(oooo~!!! Now its my turn to tag people. Nyahahahahaha)
-Elisa(Hahaha. I tagged you back. XD)
-Adrissa(This should be fun)
-Jo'Anne(She doesn't read my blog but i wanna tag her anyways)
-Keana(Now wouldn't this be interesting)
-Safinah(Don't worry I still remember, see who sombong now)

The reason why I didn't list any guys name is because I'll get an obvious reply of 'I'm not gay'.

The Few Days of CNY

Chinese New Year is all about getting together with your other relatives. It doesn't matter if the person lives on the other side of the world. He/she is bound to return for a reunion feast. You can expect their cars to cramp in your frontyard/sideyard/backyard/Where ever there's space.



and what other better way to host a reunion than to cook up a feast.



and the joy of eating together.




Now thats what I call a feast.

and most of all the joy of collecting your ang paos



Now this shall be well spent on my future Monday as I'm going to One Utama.

CNY Balik Kampung

Happy Chinese New Year everyone. Wishing all my readers a happy and prosperous year of the rat. I am currently blogging from my hometown. I'll be staying here for the next 2 days.

As usual every chinese new year, I and my family would travel back to my hometown in 'Pekan Nenas', Johor. For those of you whom are curious to know where in the world this god forsaken town is, It is located near the southern most tip of peninsular Malaysia.



Being here isn't the problem, getting here on the other hand is mind torturing. Why? Cause its a four hour long journey from PJ through the North-South Express Highway. "Express" my foot, Samy Vellu did a bad job in naming this highway, or did he not?



Four hour long journey with good scenery isn't that bad, but nooo~!!!! All I ever do see on the highway is Oil Palm Trees.



The whole entire highway is infested with them. There's palm trees here, there, everywhere. I see nothing but palm trees through out the whole journey.



I got so bored I even tried counting them



I wouldn't really call my 'kampung' a typical kampung as it is well developed. Not as developed as PJ but it somehow resembles 'Old Klang Road'



As KL is identified with the Petronas Twin Towers, Pekan Nenas is identified with its giant pineapple in the heart of the town.



It is a tradition of the chinese to have a grand reunion dinner/feast with family members on New Years Eve.



So much for grand reunion dinner/feast.

The best part about celebrating the new years here is when night falls.

At the tick of the new year, countless fireworks were launch into the sky which then brightens and colours the dark sky. The spectacular view of the fireworks display is breath taking.



Watching alone wasn't satisfying, we decided to join in the fun. Though we may not have those huge colourful firecrackers, but its still enjoyable.



This year we really didn't bother about the police. As we know the elections are near, I doubt they would take action. Heck, I even saw someone selling them infront of the police station and a few neighbours even launch a cracker into their facility. Man, the things they do to please us for our votes is very amusing.

Stay tune for part 2 of my chinese new in my hometown.

Monopoly World Edition

To all monopoly fans, Hasbro and Parker Brothers will be releasing their latest creation, "Monopoly. The World Edition".

Finally something classy and creative unlike the 'Starwars' and 'Lord of the Rings' monopoly set.

Whats more, their having a poll. The top 20 countries in the world will be added to their board.

This isn't anything like our lousy general elections where our Garblement spews rubbish in order to attract voters for lousy causes. This my friend is a noble cause of popularizing Malaysia in a world renown board game. So that means your doing something much beneficial for our country than our nut headed government politicians.

Here are 5 reasons why you should vote for Malaysia.

1.Now wouldn't you feel proud when you purchase this item and to see your own country on it?

2. Malaysia is a unique multiracial and truly asian country, so adding that to the board would be something different than the others.

3. Malaysia will be known better worldwide. That reflects on the citizens as well.

4. We are patriotic and we should uplift our country in pride.

5. Cause Im pestering you to vote.



So go over to the official site and support your country. Join me in listing malaysia in the top 20.
Votings are allowed once a day. So go over everyday and spam your vote.

Malaysia Boleh!!!

Movie of the Year

This February, In conjunction with the annual first aid exam. Something big will hit the big screens near you.

From the directors of "Marching Field"



comes the most antipated movie of the year



Directed by Cheong Wing Hoh

Co-staring your favourite blogger, Kevin Tey of adventerror.blogspot.com

Special screenings are on the 2nd of February 2008 in Block E, SMK Sri Permata.

1st 100th visitor will be able to watch some hot steamy action by our actors on a little girl.