Malaysian Santa Clause.

Ho, Ho, Ho.... Merry Belated Christmas. Santa has gone missing and his little elves has shrunk twice the size they have been, making them unspottable anymore.



Once again no presents for me on this jolly day, not because I was bad all year but because Santa had financial problems due to the world economy crisis, thus no presents for me this year and most probably the next and so on as well.

But Santa did drop by. I assure you I did see him, not in his red suit and sleigh. I guess Santa ran out of the Christmas Spirit like most of us. He was spotted in a van with this logo.



Since Malaysia has no chimney, Santa just hanged this balloon on every gate in the neighbourhood.



He also left a christmas card for us.



Well, I certainly did not enjoy this Christmas. Christmas just came and went like every other normal day. Sad to say it was the dullest Christmas I have ever experienced in this past 16 years of my life. There were no christmas tree, no christmas carols, no christmas decorations, no turkey and not even santa clause. Gone were the days where you could feel the Christmas spirit when this special occasion was coming closer.

I used to look forward to this special occasion every year since I was a teeny-weeny kiddo who would jump to delight at a christmas tree and disturbing the 'fat man' better known as Santa Clause. Not to forget the turkey we always had for dinner on this very day, and now I can forget about having turkey on christmas with the drastic price hike.



Christmas Isn't what It used to be anymore.

Dear Santa,

I've been good all year. So good that I saved many teenagers from their angry parents after an exam, as well as bringing the toilet rights to light which saved many innocent local and non-local toilet visitors.



not to mention the advertising help I offered eccentric shops



Last but not least, the support I gave to our fellow politicians through thick and thin. *vomits*



and all I'm asking for this Christmas is.....

a Sony PSP



an Xbox 360



a new lens for my camera



a new Tv for my room



a Nike Air Max



a keyboard



no not that keyboard, this keyboard.



P1 W1max (You know why I want this, Dad. *Grim Smile*)



and most of all......



My Driving license



Not forgetting the car.

P.S. Is it just me or is Christmas getting duller and duller as the years goes by?

P.P.S. If the above is too much for you to handle. A cheque with RM3 million will do.

Your "GoodBoy",
Kevin Tey

*Merry Christmas To Everyone*

International Cadet Camp

I have never been more excited on going to a camp especially one that invites other foreign countries to participate. As part of St. John Ambulance Malaysia's Sentinel celebration, SJAM-Selangor hosted the International Cadet Camp in commemoration of St. Johns being 100 years old in Malaysia. I simply couldn't resist this offer, what more when there's foreign chicks coming down. This could be the end of my single life.

The foreign countries that took part were....



our beloved neighbouring country - Singapore



The country of beautiful scenery - New Zealand



The country where I thought King Kong came from(No offense to hongkies) - Hong Kong



A country I've never heard of - Zambia



Last but not least - Sri Langka.



and most of the other states and areas around Malaysia.

To my dismay, the British did not come and I was eagerly looking forward to get a british friend.

Well better luck next time.

But I did not go home in regret of not making foreign friends



Meet Laura Mae. She's gonna be my tour guide when I visit New Zealand.

I would like to take this opportunity to thank my fellow team mates for being there for me and thanks for the great memories. It shall stay with me for a very long time, that I assure you.



Hop To The Top Grasshoppers!

When Numbers Are Not Maths

Ever wanted to confess to your loved one but never really knew how? Ever thought that your not the slightest bit romantic? Well my friend, You've come to the right place.

Now my fellow geeks and nerd who love numbers unlike myself, embark yourself on a poem like never before.

Square Root Of Three

I fear that I will always be
A lonely number like root three
A three is all that’s good and right
Why must my three keep out of sight
Beneath a vicious square root sign?

I wish instead I were a nine
For nine could thwart this evil trick
With just some quick arithmetic

I know I will never see the sun
As 1.7321
Such is my reality
A sad irrationality
When hark, just what is this I see?

Another square root of a three
Has quietly come waltzing by
Together now we multiply
To form a number we prefer
Rejoicing as an integer

We break free from our mortal bonds
And with a wave of magic wands
Our square root signs become unglued
And love for me has been renewed

Poem extracted from Harold & Kumar - Escape from Guantanamo Bay.


Now recite it to your love ones and see as their face lights up to the joy of....



laughter.

Misunderstanding Epic Advertisements

What would be the first thing that comes to your mind when you see this......



The sign reads: IS THAT YOU? -If it's NOT. ASK US for a Solution.-

Now just imagine this scene....

Guy Customer: Eh! that advertisement outside yourshop arrhh... Don't look at me leh. How arrr?

Shop owner: Easy oni we'll cut your balls castrate you and give you that lady's look with plastic surgery.

Girl Customer: Hey! Your advertisement right, the lady don't look let me. What's your solution?

Shop Owner: Of course don't look like you lar. You so ugly. but don't worry with our super plastic surgery you'll look exactly like that lady.

Girl and Guy customer: : *****!@#$%You lar!

I don't know about you, but what that sign is conveying to me is: If you are not this lady, ask us to help you become one/If you are a guy we'll be happy to cut your balls castrate you and for the girls you are all hideous compared to the photo.

Advertisement this days......

Absence of Post

Im back after a long while. Lets see, what excuse should I give this time?

"I was busy",

Used it before haven't I. What about.......

"I was out?"

Lame excuse eh? Fine then, I'll tell you about it tomorrow.

So lets say I make up for my lack of posting with a tag by Nick.

Rules & Regulations.
-Do not copy the answers.
-The tag questions must be 100% same.
-Tag people after doing the tag.
-No tagging back.

A. Tag

1* Adrissa
2* Chee Loong
3* Jusryn
4* Grace Lim
5* Safinah
6* Shazrizal
7* Hui Ee
8* Wing Hoh
9* Elisa
10* Nicholas(Dunno who to put already)

How do you know 1?
- Long story... Met in form 2 when she was form 1. My junior.

What would you do if you never met 2?
- Emmmm....... no one to teman me for undang next month. XD

What would you do if 3 &4 dated you?
- I'd die. Literally.

Would 5 &6 make a good couple?
- Hahaha..... No comment.......

Do you think 7 is attractive?
- Emmm.... I dare not comment. Chee Loong said she's a guy in disguise. I don't find guys attractive. XD

Do you know anything about 8's family?
- One word.... Strict.

Tell me something about 9.
- My senior. =)

What language does 2 speak?
- English, Manglish, Corrupted Chinese, Gibberish, flirters language and syiok sendiri language.

Who is 3 going out with?
- God knows. Ask her.

How old is 4?
- sweet sixteen. =)

Who is 6 favourite singer?
- No eye deer.

Would you date 7?
- Hahaha...... If I do, her boyfriend will make minced meat out of me.

10 single?
- The day he's single is the day he's not Nick.

What is 9's last name?
- Tan Lee Yan. XD

Would you consider being in a relationship with 1?
- No.6 will come look for me if I do so.

Which school does 2 go to?
- Sultan Abdul Samad then transferred to SMK Sri Permata

What do you like about 3?
- Can I pass on this one? I'd most probably get killed if I continue.

---------------------kertas soalan tamat----------------------------


Well, since it's the holiday season, one cannot just rott to death at home. So this is what I've been up to this past few weeks......

Photoshopping





and photo snapping with my Alpha 350

TMnut Screamyx

Before I get my head chopped off by some angry readers for my lack of post again, I would like to clarify that I had no proper internet connection for the past whole month.

Doesn't it frustrates you when you see this popping up on your screen?



As usual streamyx is being a pain in the ass this pass whole month. So pain it puts constipation to shame on the account of injury.



I don't know how many times I have been ranting on this issue but im doing this again because of the frustrations I get from this blundering internet connection.

Sooner or later I'm going to get high blood pressure from all this Madness...



So now we know why Malaysia has a drastic increase in the rate of people getting high blood pressure and it's all thanks to our No.1 broadband in Malaysia.



and the only reason I'm still paying for their services is because its the only darn internet that Malaysia has at a low price. So this is what you call, you pay for what you get....

Malaysia..... Bila you nak maju?

Year-End Nightmares

Had to reformat my faithful old laptop due to system file errors. Great, there goes my porn anime & photo stash.

I don't know but maybe it's fate for me to depart with my laptop for the time being as exams are just a few days away. Not to mention that I haven't been studying at all in this particular time frame.

I think I've caught a disease. A very serious disease......

It's called the 'Bookcolepsy' (The condition of falling asleep when you read a book) << click on the link to find out more



If an elephant needs tranquilizers to be put to sleep, yours truly just needs a book.

Studying just isn't my thing if you asked me. God knows how I got straight A's for UPSR and PMR without flipping pages of books and going through mind cracking sessions to suck in this thing called 'knowledge'.

Dammnnn I'm so gonna fail my year-end exam and get killed by my parents.



Even if I ran away from home to escape my death sentence, they'd most probably put up a bounty for my head.



Good bye, cruel world!

Rights To Clean Air

I have been charged and found guilty.








No, not for ISA. I have been found guilty for not blogging.



Got ya, didn't I.

Last year around this month or so, I did a post about a luxurious toilet that was spotted in the new wing of Sunway Pyramid.



Well, ladies and gentlemen. Once again, our dear archaeologist toilet-chaeologist has discovered a rather intriguing state of the art pictures spotted in Sunway Pyramids new wing SECOND floor toilets.

Behold the masterpiece to a new fundamental era of toilets..........



Now if this was deeply etched into each and everyones head. Maybe, just maybe Malaysia would have cleaner toilets. Amen for that.

We have human rights, women rights, animal rights and so on... I wonder if there is such thing as Toilet Rights?

If the human rights logo looks like this.........



Then the toilet rights logo should look something like this..........



Enough about toilet rights. Another thing that caught my attentinon was this...........



I don't know about you, but It sounds wrong.

The Ah Mad Is Mail Case

Recently, our country is in a state of shock, despair and sadness.

All this chaos started from a comment by an UMNO(U Must Not Object) member whom commented on Malaysian Chinese "Squatters" who do not deserve equal rights.



From his comment we certainly know that he hates the chinese to his guts and with the way he acts I think I may have found out the cause of all this madness.



It all started when our dear Ah Mad Is Mail was in his school days.......



later he went back to his mother to complain



and with that he holds a vengeance to the chinese race and sought for revenge.

and now back to when he was "Big" and started this controversy. For that, please refer to KennySia for the story.

The next big thing that hit our local newsapaper today is three "innocent" souls being sentenced to ISA while our dear Ah Mad runs free with a 3 year suspension.

Talk about the abuse of the ISA. One blog about a "sensitive issue", another complained about a mosque and the last one was just doing her job as a reporter. On the other hand, a politician gave a racist comment which could cause another HINDRAF.



Who really deserve to be in ISA, that my friend is obvious.

The next thing you know, Ill be in ISA for posting this.



There's certainly no hope for this country.