We finally had our class party on 16th of November. Oh boy it was great. We had it at Tiara Damansara which happens to be the place my parents live. At 3 o'clock, A few of my friends came over to my grandparents place to get a ride there. We thought we could squeeze all 11 people into a Perodua Rusa, but our luck ran out when we came to know that the road tax had expired. Just our luck for it to expire recently. So my dad had to take 2 trips back and fourth from here to section 17. Oh well wasnt a problem though. Not till Syarifuddin called me and said he had no means of transportation and Mahesh got lost so he needed a ride. So on the second trip we had to squeeze 8 people(including driver) into a small Perodua Viva.
(The cramped viva-cious car)
We ended up sitting on each others lap. Everyone that passed by gave us this weird look as if we were gonna bomb the Streamyx headquarters(I would if I could) or kill the president of the united states for his deminion acts of justice. The car which were behind us made sure he was at least 3 metres away especially uphill and the police that passed by smiled at us as if we killed Osama and we're labelled as heroes. How does it feel to have 6 people at the back seat all cramped up you ask? Well, try imagining yourself being sandwiched. Thats how it feels.
(The Amazing adventures of SandWichman)
Upon arrival, I saw one of the management dogs shouting at my friends to get out of the pool and when I asked one of the manager who was wearing a orange colour shirt whats the problem, he told me that we were not properly attired to go into the pool. Damn 'tulan' wei. Then I asked what we should wear and he told me as long as we attire ourself properly we could go in. Wearing something like a surfers pants and a t-shirt is allowed. Most of us were already wearing a t-shirt and surfers pants, so we all jump in again. Suddenly, the other dog who were shouting at us before came out and shout at us again. This time he wanted to see the organizer of the party. So I went, our conversation is recorded below:
Me: Ada masalah ke encik? (Is there any problem?)
Idiotic manager: Kamu ke yang 'organize' party ini? Kamu ingat lu siapa? Nak masuk kolam renang kena berpakaian betul. Lu ingat ini tempat kamu ke? Halau mereka keluar dari kolam sekarang!!! (Are you the one who organize this party? Who do you think you are? If you want to go in the swimming pool you have to wear the proper attire. Do you think own this place? Ask them to get out of the pool now!!!)
Me: Tapi encik, saya dah tanya encik yang berpakaian oren itu. Dia kata kalau kita berpakaian kemas kami dibenarkan masuk dengan baju-t dan seluar pendek.(But I've asked the guy in the manager in the orange clothes and he said if wewear neatly we are allowed in the pool regardless if we wear t-shirt and shorts)
Idiotic manager: Lu ingat lu siapa? Mana ada orang in-charge yang pakai baju warna oren. Saya boleh saman lu RM100 tau. Ko jangan cuba lawan dengan saya. (Who do you think you are? There's no one incharge wearing orange clothes. I can summon you RM100. Don't try and fight with me)
Me: (furiously) Encik!!! Saya seorang resident kat sini dan saya faham akan peraturan disini. Saya dah tanya encik yang berpakaian oren itu dan dia kata kami dibenarkan masuk ke kolam dengan pakaian yang kemas. (Im a resident here and I understand the rules here. I've asked the orange clothes guy and he said we're allowed as long as we wear proper attire.)
Idiotic manager: (Long pause) Tak boleh, tak boleh. Ini peraturan. Panggil orang yang kamu beritahu itu ke sini. (Can not, Can not. This is the rule. Call that person you told here.)
Only when I told him I am a resident here did he finally stop shouting at me. He almost wet his pants when I told him that I lived here. So after I called the other manager, that idiotic manager asked the other manager if he had allowed us in the pool and when he answered yes, he scold the other manager and said he has no right to decide. This results in us not getting to use the pool except for Afiq and Danial because they had the so-called proper attire. What? You want us to swim naked izzit?
Another thing that made me furious was when a friend of mine asked why one of the residents that were wearing a t-shirt is allowed in the pool. That idiotic dog answered. "No, no that is allowed. Look that is my resident. All follow the rules one". It was obvious she was wearing a t-shirt which we weren't allowed to go in the pool with. This is descrimination to non-residents. We we're all damn furious at that idiotic manager that we would take a rope, tie him up, sink him to the depths and make sure he drowns and die.
But if you think this puny thing is going to stop us from having fun. Think again. What we want is what we get. After all the managers left the area we all jumped into the pool and splashed around (Credits to my dad for the brilliant idea). So after we had a little game of truth & dare and ate, the dogs were no where to be seen. So what else? Its splashing time
Idiotic manager: Kamu ke yang 'organize' party ini? Kamu ingat lu siapa? Nak masuk kolam renang kena berpakaian betul. Lu ingat ini tempat kamu ke? Halau mereka keluar dari kolam sekarang!!! (Are you the one who organize this party? Who do you think you are? If you want to go in the swimming pool you have to wear the proper attire. Do you think own this place? Ask them to get out of the pool now!!!)
Me: Tapi encik, saya dah tanya encik yang berpakaian oren itu. Dia kata kalau kita berpakaian kemas kami dibenarkan masuk dengan baju-t dan seluar pendek.(But I've asked the guy in the manager in the orange clothes and he said if wewear neatly we are allowed in the pool regardless if we wear t-shirt and shorts)
Idiotic manager: Lu ingat lu siapa? Mana ada orang in-charge yang pakai baju warna oren. Saya boleh saman lu RM100 tau. Ko jangan cuba lawan dengan saya. (Who do you think you are? There's no one incharge wearing orange clothes. I can summon you RM100. Don't try and fight with me)
Me: (furiously) Encik!!! Saya seorang resident kat sini dan saya faham akan peraturan disini. Saya dah tanya encik yang berpakaian oren itu dan dia kata kami dibenarkan masuk ke kolam dengan pakaian yang kemas. (Im a resident here and I understand the rules here. I've asked the orange clothes guy and he said we're allowed as long as we wear proper attire.)
Idiotic manager: (Long pause) Tak boleh, tak boleh. Ini peraturan. Panggil orang yang kamu beritahu itu ke sini. (Can not, Can not. This is the rule. Call that person you told here.)
Only when I told him I am a resident here did he finally stop shouting at me. He almost wet his pants when I told him that I lived here. So after I called the other manager, that idiotic manager asked the other manager if he had allowed us in the pool and when he answered yes, he scold the other manager and said he has no right to decide. This results in us not getting to use the pool except for Afiq and Danial because they had the so-called proper attire. What? You want us to swim naked izzit?
Another thing that made me furious was when a friend of mine asked why one of the residents that were wearing a t-shirt is allowed in the pool. That idiotic dog answered. "No, no that is allowed. Look that is my resident. All follow the rules one". It was obvious she was wearing a t-shirt which we weren't allowed to go in the pool with. This is descrimination to non-residents. We we're all damn furious at that idiotic manager that we would take a rope, tie him up, sink him to the depths and make sure he drowns and die.
But if you think this puny thing is going to stop us from having fun. Think again. What we want is what we get. After all the managers left the area we all jumped into the pool and splashed around (Credits to my dad for the brilliant idea). So after we had a little game of truth & dare and ate, the dogs were no where to be seen. So what else? Its splashing time
(Splash time in the pool)
After awhile we decided to head to the sauna.
(Sauna's main heating source. Don't burn urself, Amir!!!)
(Sauna Party Time)
Then after somemore pool splashing time, we decided to pack up and call it a day. But guess what? We still have RM150 with our treasurer, not to mention a few haven't fully paid their class fund. I guess we will be looking forward for another party elsewhere ^^. For those who have ideas, please contact Rahimi or Me.
(Spectacular view of the pool at night)
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