This is Sparta!!!!!

One of the most brilliant ideas of the year. This really made my day. I doubt I'll be able to sleep now after hearing this. For those of you who have watched 300 you would most probably remember this. For those of you who haven't, Buckle up your seat belts coz this is Madness. Get ready for one of the most hilarious video of the year. ROTFLOL

THIS IS SPARTA!!!!


This is Madness!!! Madness??? This is SPARTA!!!

Hope you enjoyed that. Its late and I better get some sleep.

Tales of the Pool Party

We finally had our class party on 16th of November. Oh boy it was great. We had it at Tiara Damansara which happens to be the place my parents live. At 3 o'clock, A few of my friends came over to my grandparents place to get a ride there. We thought we could squeeze all 11 people into a Perodua Rusa, but our luck ran out when we came to know that the road tax had expired. Just our luck for it to expire recently. So my dad had to take 2 trips back and fourth from here to section 17. Oh well wasnt a problem though. Not till Syarifuddin called me and said he had no means of transportation and Mahesh got lost so he needed a ride. So on the second trip we had to squeeze 8 people(including driver) into a small Perodua Viva.

(The cramped viva-cious car)

We ended up sitting on each others lap. Everyone that passed by gave us this weird look as if we were gonna bomb the Streamyx headquarters(I would if I could) or kill the president of the united states for his deminion acts of justice. The car which were behind us made sure he was at least 3 metres away especially uphill and the police that passed by smiled at us as if we killed Osama and we're labelled as heroes. How does it feel to have 6 people at the back seat all cramped up you ask? Well, try imagining yourself being sandwiched. Thats how it feels.

(The Amazing adventures of SandWichman)

Upon arrival, I saw one of the management dogs shouting at my friends to get out of the pool and when I asked one of the manager who was wearing a orange colour shirt whats the problem, he told me that we were not properly attired to go into the pool. Damn 'tulan' wei. Then I asked what we should wear and he told me as long as we attire ourself properly we could go in. Wearing something like a surfers pants and a t-shirt is allowed. Most of us were already wearing a t-shirt and surfers pants, so we all jump in again. Suddenly, the other dog who were shouting at us before came out and shout at us again. This time he wanted to see the organizer of the party. So I went, our conversation is recorded below:

Me: Ada masalah ke encik? (Is there any problem?)

Idiotic manager: Kamu ke yang 'organize' party ini? Kamu ingat lu siapa? Nak masuk kolam renang kena berpakaian betul. Lu ingat ini tempat kamu ke? Halau mereka keluar dari kolam sekarang!!! (Are you the one who organize this party? Who do you think you are? If you want to go in the swimming pool you have to wear the proper attire. Do you think own this place? Ask them to get out of the pool now!!!)

Me: Tapi encik, saya dah tanya encik yang berpakaian oren itu. Dia kata kalau kita berpakaian kemas kami dibenarkan masuk dengan baju-t dan seluar pendek.(But I've asked the guy in the manager in the orange clothes and he said if wewear neatly we are allowed in the pool regardless if we wear t-shirt and shorts)

Idiotic manager: Lu ingat lu siapa? Mana ada orang in-charge yang pakai baju warna oren. Saya boleh saman lu RM100 tau. Ko jangan cuba lawan dengan saya. (Who do you think you are? There's no one incharge wearing orange clothes. I can summon you RM100. Don't try and fight with me)

Me: (furiously) Encik!!! Saya seorang resident kat sini dan saya faham akan peraturan disini. Saya dah tanya encik yang berpakaian oren itu dan dia kata kami dibenarkan masuk ke kolam dengan pakaian yang kemas. (Im a resident here and I understand the rules here. I've asked the orange clothes guy and he said we're allowed as long as we wear proper attire.)

Idiotic manager: (Long pause) Tak boleh, tak boleh. Ini peraturan. Panggil orang yang kamu beritahu itu ke sini. (Can not, Can not. This is the rule. Call that person you told here.)

Only when I told him I am a resident here did he finally stop shouting at me. He almost wet his pants when I told him that I lived here. So after I called the other manager, that idiotic manager asked the other manager if he had allowed us in the pool and when he answered yes, he scold the other manager and said he has no right to decide. This results in us not getting to use the pool except for Afiq and Danial because they had the so-called proper attire. What? You want us to swim naked izzit?

Another thing that made me furious was when a friend of mine asked why one of the residents that were wearing a t-shirt is allowed in the pool. That idiotic dog answered. "No, no that is allowed. Look that is my resident. All follow the rules one". It was obvious she was wearing a t-shirt which we weren't allowed to go in the pool with. This is descrimination to non-residents. We we're all damn furious at that idiotic manager that we would take a rope, tie him up, sink him to the depths and make sure he drowns and die.

But if you think this puny thing is going to stop us from having fun. Think again. What we want is what we get. After all the managers left the area we all jumped into the pool and splashed around (Credits to my dad for the brilliant idea). So after we had a little game of truth & dare and ate, the dogs were no where to be seen. So what else? Its splashing time

(Splash time in the pool)

After awhile we decided to head to the sauna.

(Sauna's main heating source. Don't burn urself, Amir!!!)

(Sauna Party Time)

Then after somemore pool splashing time, we decided to pack up and call it a day. But guess what? We still have RM150 with our treasurer, not to mention a few haven't fully paid their class fund. I guess we will be looking forward for another party elsewhere ^^. For those who have ideas, please contact Rahimi or Me.

(Spectacular view of the pool at night)

Weird Al Yonkovic

To those of you who don't know him, this is the lengendary Weird Al Yankovic. Dont let his looks fool you. Behind that sheepy grin lies the master of jokes and parody. Check out the videos below.

Why is he so famous?
Well have you heard his songs such as 'you're pitiful'(James Blunt's you're beautiful parody) or 'A complicated song'(Avril Lavigne's Complicated parody). He manage to convert lovey-dovey song lyrics into something outrageously hilarious. I seriously repect him for the work he's done. He's a pure genius if you ask me.

ROTFLOL AT THE VIDS ITS SERIOUSLY HILARIOUS
Weird Al Yankovic - You're Pitiful


Weird Al Yankovic - A Complicated Song


Weird Al Yankovic - Ebay


Weird Al Yankovic - White & Nerdy


Weird Al Yankovic - Canadian Idiot


Im not responsible for any brain damage. Please watch at your own risk. There's plenty more from where that came from. You can search them up at youtube.

The Problem With Streamyx

I was so angered and frustrated over our ISP(Internet Service Provider). Not once has it given me smooth net surfing and not to mention during this holiday season not once has it not fail me every week.

Whats more, Streamyx uses the term 'the number 1 broadband in Malaysia'. Some how I think this is an insult to Malaysia. I think 'the number 1 broadband to fail in Malaysia' suits it more. With this kind of service I think even Jaring or TMNet would be better eventhough its slower. (Yes, Im well aware that streamyx is under TMNet and that TMNet and Jaring are dial-up connections). But hey, which would you prefer? A slow but steady internet connection with less problems or attend more anger management courses because of streamyx failing.

I do know alot of people complaining about streamyx and I do know alot of people who really wants to sue streamyx for lousy service because I am one of them. Another thing that made me more enrage was when they cut my connection when I just received my bill 2 days ago and when I called them to clarify, they say its your problem.
WHAT THE HECK? I JUST RECEIVED MY BILLS 2 DAYS AGO AND PLUS I DON'T HAVE THE TRANSPORT TO GO OVER AND PAY!!!!!! WHAT SORT OF CUSTOMER SERVICE IS THIS???!!!! I THINK THE MAMAK STALL HAS A BETTER SERVICE THEN THIS!!!

Soon I myself might have to take anger management courses due to this fact or I might pay a visit to the doctor more often due to high blood pressure. If any streamyx official reads this, please take full consideration of this as im not only speaking for myself. Please improve the quality of your service.

And here's a fact, streamyx is not 100mbps per housing unit. Its 100mbps shared among 5km radius of the nearest TM point. So the more people that uses streamyx in the area the slower it may be. Last but not least, STREAMYX!!!! YOU FAILED TO MEET THE EXPECTATION OF THE CITIZENS THAT LIVE IN MALAYSIA!!!! YOUR SERVICE IS MUCH MORE FRUSTRATING THAN THE GOVERNMENT THEMSELVES!!!!

Good Luck SPM-ers 2007

From today onwards, every form 5 shall be sitting for their SPM papers.
I wish every form 5 the best of luck in going through one of the hardest obstacles in life. Yes, Ive known how you all suffered to get ready for this time of your life as I have sat for my PMR this year. Plus SPM is 10 times harder than PMR. So for all of you who are fighting for yourself to achieve excellent grades, I pray that you all would succeed.

For those who werent ready, just give it all youve got. Theres no turning back now.
For those who have failed in their trials, don't worry. Failure is the mother of success.
Last but not least, I wish you all Good Luck and may the A's be with you.

ICCA review

Today, I visited the place my mom goes for teaching and tutoring for baking classes. It seems she'll be an authorised teacher starting January 2008 where she would be conducting baking classes in Sri Hartamas, Damansara. Upon reaching the place, my moms co-workers/friends/aunt(cancel out whats necessary), came to greet us. But there was just one thing, the first comment I receive was this......
"Soon Ching!!! Ur boy looks like you le"
The only thing I could think at the moment was.........
Do I look like a girl to you? Its just weird la.

Anyway,

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AMAZING!!!!!!

(Looks too good to be a cake)

But guess what...... The cake cost RM300. RM300???!!!!!! I CAN BUY 300 PLATES OF NASI LEMAK ALREADY!!!!!!! Pengsan wei, who can afford la? Some rich MANDE?

Anyway, Here are some awesome cake decoration photos

( Im lost in words, It looks amazing.)

Im speechless, It looks too good to eat. All I know is that I wont try baking. The worst outcome would be setting the place on fire. =.="

Identical

Its finally the first day of this years year-end holiday. Today, I and my friends went out to enjoy our free pizza thanks to the voucher that we got for participating in the STAR NIE contest.
After that I went to Speedy to look for some interesting movies. Suddenly, I stumbled upon this CD..........

(RM59.90 for a single DVD. Are u crazy???!!!!)

Its not that I watch this show or am I a fan of it. Whats more im not that crazy to spend my money on a single DVD that cost RM59.90 when I don't even know what the show is about. After a few minutes browsing at another section, I then saw this.......

( I have a feeling Ive seen this somewhere)

At first glance, I can't help but to have this feeling of deja vu. Haven't I seen this somewhere? It looked so familiar. I knew I've seen this before, but when and where exactly did I see it? After walking around looking at other CD's, it suddenly hit me.

(Holy crap!!! Theyre identical)

They're practically identical. No one could tell the difference or more like, did Hannah Montana played a double role, transformed into a living dead corpse, had a long lost twin sibling or a simple rip-off. The question still remains a mystery.