Face Book

Somehow I've been asked this question many times.....

Anonymous: Hey! Do you have a facebook?

or.......

Annoyingmouse: Why don't you make one?

Yes, over the past few months I've been bombarded with many question like those or similar.

So here's my answer:

No! I don't have a facebook and neither am I going to make one for now or in the near future. I can't even possible find time to blog about 'how I couldn't make time for blogging' what more facebook?

So far the only social network I ever signed-up for an account was friendster.

But it's dead now after 2 years of inactivity.

Based on what other people have been talking about, facebook is the new in-thing, it's fun and who ever doesn't have one is outdated.

Apparently my mom has a facebook.....

So does that mean I'm more outdated then my mom?

Its annoys me that the fact everyone that has facebook will chatter among themselves leaving me dumbfounded like a social outcast.

I felt so annoyed with the constant persuasion and request from my peers. I have finally gave in and made myself one.

So here's my facebook.....

Bottled Up Feelings

As crazy as it may sound, people do it.



I know it is sometimes hard to express your feelings to someone, especially if that someone is that special person to you. Like in the movies, a guy goes up to a girl trying to confess his love to her but gets so nervous he quits and bottle up his feelings hoping he can eventually one day build up the courage to do so.



No matter, in life there is bound to be times we would hide our feelings either because were shy or we do not want to hurt the other person's feelings and so on. Come on guys, be frank. I'm sure you it at least happened once in your life, especially the MALE population.

Being a guy I know that feeling.

But no matter how desperate you may be.........

No matter how bottled up your feelings may be.......

I hope your not as stupid as to.........




I do not even want to Imagine the pain he is going through.

So the moral of the story is, no matter how bottled up your feelings are, never release it in a bottle.

This community service message was brought to you by adventerror.

You know.....

your internet is screwed when........

Tribute to the King of Pop

Woke early this morning only to be told that the King of Pop has passed away.



At first I could not believe what I was hearing since I just woke up and to confirm that I even slapped my self silly.

Not to mention all that news about Megan Fox being a man was going on, I brushed this one of as just another rumor until I reached school where I found my friend in tears with the loss of his idol.

I'm not an avid fan of Michael Jackson, but I do love his music.



Since this morning, every radio station has been playing nothing but Michael Jackson's songs as a tribute to the King of Pop and yet even as were in this modern age, his songs still sound as great as they were in the 80's & 90's.

Who can ever forget "Beat it"?



or was it "Eat It"?



No matter what it is, we can't deny the fact that not many in this age could sing and dance as well as he did.

Not even this Chinese impersonator......



or even this Indian guy.......



What ever it is, It's a great loss to us. May the King of Pop Rest in Peace.

Most Ridiculous Discount

I recently heard this on the radio.....

PDRM (Royal Malaysian Police) is offering discounts up to 50% for road offences by motorists from now onwards, through its online partner MyEG. Traffic summonses issued either by post or on-the-spot by the police can be paid online from the comfort of your own home.

I know Malaysia is famous for it's discounts especially the "Year-End-Sale"(YES), but this is ridiculous.

No wonder I saw so many students shouting "YES"



With the fabulous discount, now even the elderly can afford for some hardcore action

My Biggest Secret

I've been keeping a secret.......



A very large secret infact.....

Truth is, I came from space.



No~! not that space! I came from outer space. A place so vast and wide that none has trully and fully discovered what lies beyond earth.

I came from planet TransForMars



My true identity is......



"NBE 3 Mega Optimus Beta 2.0 Version 1.4.5"

The name is certainly longer than my pen is but it can't be helped. Pun Poon Intended.



I only knew who I really was 2 years ago when I watched this movie called 'Transformers'. I noticed that I had the same abilities as my fellow robots that seek to help the human race from the forces of evil robots.

The real reason why I'm telling the world my true identity now when I could have done it in this past 17 years of my life is because of this......



I got so excited......



I jumped out of my chair and transform into my car mode and went halfway around the neighbourhood



Trust me, It wasn't easy.......



There's only one reason why I can't get enough of transformers and that is because 'I am one'. It's like reuniting with your fellow kind after many many years.

So I hope nuffnang would give me those premier tickets that I oh-so-desire. Though I'm not really interested in the free figurines since I can see my self in the mirror every day.



but if I do get it, I'd be much happier since I can now 'play' with my fellow kind.

Night At The Museum Meets Terminator

It's the holidays, and what's a holiday if you don't at least go out to catch the latest blockbuster movies on the silver screen. Fortunately for me, I manage to catch the 2 latest hotcakes of the box office back-to-back.



I must say I did enjoy them both. In the midst of my enjoyment watching these 2 movies, I came up with a very quirky idea.

What sort of movie would we get when we mix them both? A pinch of comedy with a heck load of action. That way, we'll get the best of both worlds. Behold, the latest movie to hit the big screen and yet another addition to the Night at the Museum and Terminator series.......



I'm sure they'll mix well, they both have their similarities.



and who wouldn't love to see the adorable monkeys contributing in wreaking havoc to erase the human race.

Not to mention, Ben stiller playing terminator, that would be the joke of the century.



Though I think he'll do a better job than 'Arnold Susah-nak-eja'.

S.T.U.D.Y

Ever had this feeling when you will yourself to study every single night while saying to yourself "I MUST study tonight, It's now or never" with the enthusiasm to gain more knowledge at the same time having the fear to fail SPM and in the end you just.........



It's frustrating to the very core. Not to mention every time this happens, I'll wake up the next day looking like a panda



Literally....

I have to admit studying isn't my thing, but I still have to despite hating it. It is for my future and not to mention SPM is just in a few more months and I haven't even manage to understand why in the world 1+1=10 in modern maths chapter 1.

Even if I do manage to not fall asleep, every time I'm on the book, random thoughts such as "what's for supper" or "Dammn, Bleach ep?? is awesome" and many more will be flowing into my head instead of what ever there is in the book im reading.

or maybe I'm just suffering from Sudden Tiredness Under Depressing Youth. At this rate, I'll never be able to study.

Sinful Drinks

During the Good Friday service.....

Pastor: Confess your sins and they shall be no more on this holy day.

Random Guy: I've drank sinful drinks bought at the local supermarket.

Pastor: What kind of sinful drinks?

Random Guy: I'm not very sure, but I do have a picture of it.

I wonder if anyone felt sinful after drinking those. Not to mention they're being sold for 'harga spesial'.

Man, I should really cut down on my daily dosage of carbonated drinks as they are now deem sinful or I'm going to burn in hell. There goes my 2 bottles of 'seratus tambah' a day.

Encore

Due to great feedbacks from you readers, I welcome back our favourite Korean Boy whom brought you 'Tarts My Body' for an encore.

This time, he attempts Mariah's We Belong Together



I have nothing more to say.... He really does belong together with *cough*William*cough*Hung*

I'm not paying him a single cent.

Failed Attempt At Shopping

As part of the 'Creativity Department' for the Divisional Cadet Camp 2009, I was required to get souvenirs for the V.I.P and gifts for the best group, best participant and best leader.

Here's why you shouldn't put 2 boys to go shopping for gifts and souvenirs.



Photoframe with the word "Thank you for attending the clossing ceremony of our awesome camp for the V.I.Ps from the RM 5 shop.



A compass that cost RM 15 for the best leader



A hat each for the best male and female camper that cost RM 5 at Hinode Shop

and finally.........



A mug for every member of the best group that cost RM 0.90 each from Malaysia's so called low price leader, Giant.

All this was bought no less than an hour at Kelana Giant Mall because we couldn't think of better stuffs to get for them.

Sadly, all the gifts were rejected. The next time I do this, I'm bringing a girl along, better yet just let them do the shopping.



On second thought....... Maybe not.

Don't Touch Me

Remember a year ago i posted about a miraculous singer that sang one of mariah's greatest hits "awesomely"?

This time its a korean boy up for the challenge. Who is the better singer or more of who is the better laughing stock. It's up to you to decide.



One thing's for sure I wouldn't want to tut touch that body.

Don't Mess With ME

Does it hurt your eyes to see some one spamming your chat box?

WingYew: spam spam spam spam spam

WingYew:spam

WingYew:spam

WingYew:spam spam

ÆRûñ뙩: Advent: =.="

WingYew:spam spam spam

WingYew:spam spam

WingYew:spm

WingYew:WOOPS. SPM BAHAHAHAHA

ÆRûñ뙩: Advent: =.="

Annoying isn't it.

Spamming is still toleratable, but the one thing i hate about people on online conversation is this......
(no dialogue was modified in any way)

muthusammy: DEIIIIIIIIIII~!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ÆRûñ뙩: Advent: o.O

muthusammy: dei~

ÆRûñ뙩: Advent: ...........................

muthusammy: WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?!TALK TO ME IN A PROPER WAY YOU LAZY SHIT. its me lah..

ÆRûñ뙩: Advent: 1st of 1st, who the hell are u and my name is not dei u stupid bugger

muthusammy: im your mother

ÆRûñ뙩: Advent: and u expect me to believe that?

muthusammy: uh. yeah?!go do your homeworkchpater 16 until tuesday u know

ÆRûñ뙩: Advent: ahah. well mom. apparently u have ur own work to do so go fiddle dee urs b4 u come up to mine during a school holiday

muthusammy: seems my child is stupid as a fucking hindu. u got tution u little bastard

ÆRûñ뙩: Advent: right... u never sent me to tuition. have u lost ur mind?

muthusammy: grandma is coming over tonite. clean the toilet bitch

ÆRûñ뙩: Advent:im living with grandma u idiot

muthusammy: ya, even if she lives with u. she still is coming over rite.?idiot kid...tooo mmuch computer

ÆRûñ뙩: Advent: speak for urself

muthusammy: i do the dishes what...

ÆRûñ뙩: Advent: too much computer till u have to impersonate other ppl.what kind of shit is that?

muthusammy: hey boy boy! listen to me

ÆRûñ뙩: Advent: NO! U LISTEN TO ME

muthusammy: how was the wantun mee i bought yesterday?

ÆRûñ뙩: Advent: IF U HAVE NOTHING BETTER TO DO PLS GO FIND SOME OTHER PPL WHO ARE WILLING TO PUT UP TO UR SHIT

muthusammy: nice ah? cause i bought from another shopmr. keo no open lah. so i walk to apang.

muthusammy: boy boy..pls lah..im your mother. no such language to me u fuckface

ÆRûñ뙩: Advent: my mother is beside me reading this u idiot=.="

muthusammy: wanna see my dick?

ÆRûñ뙩: Advent: i dun think i wanna c such a short KL tower

muthusammy: is yer mum hot?

ÆRûñ뙩: Advent: sorry taken

muthusammy: yer mum so cheap, of course taken so easily

ÆRûñ뙩: Advent: if mom weren't taken i wouldn't be here now will I. go back to school dimwit

muthusammy: no.this new year i wanna start new family with your mum

ÆRûñ뙩: Advent: its ok. i wouldn't want an idiot as my step father

muthusammy: i love yer father man

(10:01 AM) muthusammy has been blocked

I have no idea who this idiot is. Somehow he manage to get my email add and started this atrocious conversation. One things for sure, this fella must have not had a life and started screwing around with others.

I sometimes see him spamming my cbox as well.

P.S: You know who you are and if you are reading this, GO GET A LIFE!

The Main Cause of Global Warming

Had troubles with my internet during the whole month of January. Therefore I'll be posting all that I wrote in January a post at a time. Sry for the inconvenience but please go shoot streamyx for me.

Malaysia, a land known for its humidity and bright hot sunny weathers which can heat up your food just like a microwave oven by placing it at your garden.

The weather this few days is unbearable, therefore I took a retreat to the nearest shopping centre just to leach off their free air-condition.

So as I was strolling at "Malaysia's Lowest Price" store,



I found a very absurd book



So much for saving "Planet Earth". I wonder which genius came up with the idea of saving earth by cutting down more trees for their personal profit by being a "good citizen".

Now I ask you back the very same question.....


*"What I've Done" by Linkin Park starts playing at the background*

Dear Santa,

I've been good all year. So good that I saved many teenagers from their angry parents after an exam, as well as bringing the toilet rights to light which saved many innocent local and non-local toilet visitors.



not to mention the advertising help I offered eccentric shops



Last but not least, the support I gave to our fellow politicians through thick and thin. *vomits*



and all I'm asking for this Christmas is.....

a Sony PSP



an Xbox 360



a new lens for my camera



a new Tv for my room



a Nike Air Max



a keyboard



no not that keyboard, this keyboard.



P1 W1max (You know why I want this, Dad. *Grim Smile*)



and most of all......



My Driving license



Not forgetting the car.

P.S. Is it just me or is Christmas getting duller and duller as the years goes by?

P.P.S. If the above is too much for you to handle. A cheque with RM3 million will do.

Your "GoodBoy",
Kevin Tey

*Merry Christmas To Everyone*