Face Book

Somehow I've been asked this question many times.....

Anonymous: Hey! Do you have a facebook?

or.......

Annoyingmouse: Why don't you make one?

Yes, over the past few months I've been bombarded with many question like those or similar.

So here's my answer:

No! I don't have a facebook and neither am I going to make one for now or in the near future. I can't even possible find time to blog about 'how I couldn't make time for blogging' what more facebook?

So far the only social network I ever signed-up for an account was friendster.

But it's dead now after 2 years of inactivity.

Based on what other people have been talking about, facebook is the new in-thing, it's fun and who ever doesn't have one is outdated.

Apparently my mom has a facebook.....

So does that mean I'm more outdated then my mom?

Its annoys me that the fact everyone that has facebook will chatter among themselves leaving me dumbfounded like a social outcast.

I felt so annoyed with the constant persuasion and request from my peers. I have finally gave in and made myself one.

So here's my facebook.....

Back To The Dawn Age

Most of you may have presumed I died in a car accident while I was on my 'L' license training. For those who had wished so, that's just too bad for I'm still alive and kicking.

I had always wanted to post about this a long time ago, but unfortunately time did not give me the chance to do so till this very day.

As you all know our dear government reverted the teaching policy for science and maths back into Bahasa Malaysia

I can already imagine what it's going to be like in the near future.......

Foreigner: Pardon me, may I know where you could buy a bottle of jam?

Malaysian: Ah! You mau jam ah? I bawak you pegi.

Foreigner: !@$%%*^@#@*!..........

Our dear Tun Dr. Mahathir fought over it but to no avail.

and it's only a matter of time till our country leader embarrasses us like this dude below....

Who knows, maybe in the next 50 years from now we'll be living in trees instead...

You know.....

your internet is screwed when........

In Need Of Motivation!

Just 30 minutes ago, I promised myself I would head straight to the books and here I am blogging about how pathetically low willed I am.

I can't even spend 2 minutes on the book without going rancid. Exam's near and I haven't even touch a book. There goes my SPM.

Someone just shoot me.

AdventError Goes Emo

Since most of the blogs I visit is posting about how their life sucks or how sad their life is turning out, I thought I might give it a try to express myself out here as well.



It's been one hectic week where my emotions are getting mixed up so badly it feels like I'm in a cake mixing machine that runs nonstop. I've had many hopes shattered, many mixed emotions, many heartaches, many tears shed, many unwanted things happened and to top it all up my girlfriend of 5 years just dumped me in the local sewage and I'm being drifted away to the place where sh*t accumulates.

It's so absofreakinglutely depressing that I'd jump of KLCC without hesitations right this instant to end this misery. It's just one problem after another and nothing has been going right for this past whole month. Truth be told I'm afraid to wake up every morning for I know it's going to be another miserable day.

Sometimes it's the people around me, sometimes it's just me. It's just ironic that the people that hurts you intentionally or unintentionally are the ones you call friends. Just because I may seem emotionless to some of you doesn't mean that I don't have feelings. Apart from that, I don't remember friend's are meant to be used and thrown away like some tool.

I'm well aware that life has it ups and downs, but apparently I've only faced a steep down with no sight of an up. If there were a graph depicting this, It would look like this

*Sigh* Life sucks.

Don't Mess With ME

Does it hurt your eyes to see some one spamming your chat box?

WingYew: spam spam spam spam spam

WingYew:spam

WingYew:spam

WingYew:spam spam

ÆRûñ뙩: Advent: =.="

WingYew:spam spam spam

WingYew:spam spam

WingYew:spm

WingYew:WOOPS. SPM BAHAHAHAHA

ÆRûñ뙩: Advent: =.="

Annoying isn't it.

Spamming is still toleratable, but the one thing i hate about people on online conversation is this......
(no dialogue was modified in any way)

muthusammy: DEIIIIIIIIIII~!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ÆRûñ뙩: Advent: o.O

muthusammy: dei~

ÆRûñ뙩: Advent: ...........................

muthusammy: WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?!TALK TO ME IN A PROPER WAY YOU LAZY SHIT. its me lah..

ÆRûñ뙩: Advent: 1st of 1st, who the hell are u and my name is not dei u stupid bugger

muthusammy: im your mother

ÆRûñ뙩: Advent: and u expect me to believe that?

muthusammy: uh. yeah?!go do your homeworkchpater 16 until tuesday u know

ÆRûñ뙩: Advent: ahah. well mom. apparently u have ur own work to do so go fiddle dee urs b4 u come up to mine during a school holiday

muthusammy: seems my child is stupid as a fucking hindu. u got tution u little bastard

ÆRûñ뙩: Advent: right... u never sent me to tuition. have u lost ur mind?

muthusammy: grandma is coming over tonite. clean the toilet bitch

ÆRûñ뙩: Advent:im living with grandma u idiot

muthusammy: ya, even if she lives with u. she still is coming over rite.?idiot kid...tooo mmuch computer

ÆRûñ뙩: Advent: speak for urself

muthusammy: i do the dishes what...

ÆRûñ뙩: Advent: too much computer till u have to impersonate other ppl.what kind of shit is that?

muthusammy: hey boy boy! listen to me

ÆRûñ뙩: Advent: NO! U LISTEN TO ME

muthusammy: how was the wantun mee i bought yesterday?

ÆRûñ뙩: Advent: IF U HAVE NOTHING BETTER TO DO PLS GO FIND SOME OTHER PPL WHO ARE WILLING TO PUT UP TO UR SHIT

muthusammy: nice ah? cause i bought from another shopmr. keo no open lah. so i walk to apang.

muthusammy: boy boy..pls lah..im your mother. no such language to me u fuckface

ÆRûñ뙩: Advent: my mother is beside me reading this u idiot=.="

muthusammy: wanna see my dick?

ÆRûñ뙩: Advent: i dun think i wanna c such a short KL tower

muthusammy: is yer mum hot?

ÆRûñ뙩: Advent: sorry taken

muthusammy: yer mum so cheap, of course taken so easily

ÆRûñ뙩: Advent: if mom weren't taken i wouldn't be here now will I. go back to school dimwit

muthusammy: no.this new year i wanna start new family with your mum

ÆRûñ뙩: Advent: its ok. i wouldn't want an idiot as my step father

muthusammy: i love yer father man

(10:01 AM) muthusammy has been blocked

I have no idea who this idiot is. Somehow he manage to get my email add and started this atrocious conversation. One things for sure, this fella must have not had a life and started screwing around with others.

I sometimes see him spamming my cbox as well.

P.S: You know who you are and if you are reading this, GO GET A LIFE!

Good Riddens 2008

Astalavista 2008. You have been one crappy year.

Thank you for one year of pain, dilemmas, confusion, loneliness and depression. Never have I felt a year so bad it kicks you right where it hurts. Not to mention one of the dullest moments in my life on those great occasions where I would be so jolly I'd put santa to shame.



Thank you too for scaring my life with a nightmare I'd probably never be able to erase and a one that comes back to haunt you every now and then.

Reviewing my past years resolution would be the same as receiving my exam slip.



1. Study, study, study and study. Must continue getting good grades. (FAILED)
2. Start wearing short pants out more often (PASS)
3. Get promoted in St. johns (EPIC FAIL)
4. Get to the top 6 of the prefects board (EPIC FAIL)
5. Get taller (FAIL)
6. Put on at least another 5 kg (PASS)
7. Be more patient with my rascal little sister (I might break this one) (DRASTIC FAIL)
8. Blog more (FAIL)
9. Get a girlfriend (This might not be achievable) (FAILED SO BAD I'D CRY)
10. Stay alive (PASS)

with all that fails, I guess I must make up for it this year. So for this years resolution, I want to:

1. Study hard for SPM and get straight A's
2. Do my best In what ever I do
3. Enjoy my last year in school
4. Grow taller
5. Be able to accomplish what ever I want
6. To be able to confess
7. Change myself
8. Be happier

With that said, lets just hope I'll be able to fulfill it this time.

Although the year has been bad. There were fickle times where I was the most happy. Therefore, before the break of dawn of the new year I would like to say:

To all my true friends who stood by and supported me especially when I needed you the most, thank you.



To all my aquitances that left me an auspicious memory, I trully appreciate it.



To all the people in my life whose feelings I may have hurt, whose expectations I may not have lived up to, whose promises I may have broken, I am truly very sorry.

To my haters, go jump off a cliff.

Happy New Year.

Malaysian Santa Clause.

Ho, Ho, Ho.... Merry Belated Christmas. Santa has gone missing and his little elves has shrunk twice the size they have been, making them unspottable anymore.



Once again no presents for me on this jolly day, not because I was bad all year but because Santa had financial problems due to the world economy crisis, thus no presents for me this year and most probably the next and so on as well.

But Santa did drop by. I assure you I did see him, not in his red suit and sleigh. I guess Santa ran out of the Christmas Spirit like most of us. He was spotted in a van with this logo.



Since Malaysia has no chimney, Santa just hanged this balloon on every gate in the neighbourhood.



He also left a christmas card for us.



Well, I certainly did not enjoy this Christmas. Christmas just came and went like every other normal day. Sad to say it was the dullest Christmas I have ever experienced in this past 16 years of my life. There were no christmas tree, no christmas carols, no christmas decorations, no turkey and not even santa clause. Gone were the days where you could feel the Christmas spirit when this special occasion was coming closer.

I used to look forward to this special occasion every year since I was a teeny-weeny kiddo who would jump to delight at a christmas tree and disturbing the 'fat man' better known as Santa Clause. Not to forget the turkey we always had for dinner on this very day, and now I can forget about having turkey on christmas with the drastic price hike.



Christmas Isn't what It used to be anymore.

TMnut Screamyx

Before I get my head chopped off by some angry readers for my lack of post again, I would like to clarify that I had no proper internet connection for the past whole month.

Doesn't it frustrates you when you see this popping up on your screen?



As usual streamyx is being a pain in the ass this pass whole month. So pain it puts constipation to shame on the account of injury.



I don't know how many times I have been ranting on this issue but im doing this again because of the frustrations I get from this blundering internet connection.

Sooner or later I'm going to get high blood pressure from all this Madness...



So now we know why Malaysia has a drastic increase in the rate of people getting high blood pressure and it's all thanks to our No.1 broadband in Malaysia.



and the only reason I'm still paying for their services is because its the only darn internet that Malaysia has at a low price. So this is what you call, you pay for what you get....

Malaysia..... Bila you nak maju?

Year-End Nightmares

Had to reformat my faithful old laptop due to system file errors. Great, there goes my porn anime & photo stash.

I don't know but maybe it's fate for me to depart with my laptop for the time being as exams are just a few days away. Not to mention that I haven't been studying at all in this particular time frame.

I think I've caught a disease. A very serious disease......

It's called the 'Bookcolepsy' (The condition of falling asleep when you read a book) << click on the link to find out more



If an elephant needs tranquilizers to be put to sleep, yours truly just needs a book.

Studying just isn't my thing if you asked me. God knows how I got straight A's for UPSR and PMR without flipping pages of books and going through mind cracking sessions to suck in this thing called 'knowledge'.

Dammnnn I'm so gonna fail my year-end exam and get killed by my parents.



Even if I ran away from home to escape my death sentence, they'd most probably put up a bounty for my head.



Good bye, cruel world!

The Ah Mad Is Mail Case

Recently, our country is in a state of shock, despair and sadness.

All this chaos started from a comment by an UMNO(U Must Not Object) member whom commented on Malaysian Chinese "Squatters" who do not deserve equal rights.



From his comment we certainly know that he hates the chinese to his guts and with the way he acts I think I may have found out the cause of all this madness.



It all started when our dear Ah Mad Is Mail was in his school days.......



later he went back to his mother to complain



and with that he holds a vengeance to the chinese race and sought for revenge.

and now back to when he was "Big" and started this controversy. For that, please refer to KennySia for the story.

The next big thing that hit our local newsapaper today is three "innocent" souls being sentenced to ISA while our dear Ah Mad runs free with a 3 year suspension.

Talk about the abuse of the ISA. One blog about a "sensitive issue", another complained about a mosque and the last one was just doing her job as a reporter. On the other hand, a politician gave a racist comment which could cause another HINDRAF.



Who really deserve to be in ISA, that my friend is obvious.

The next thing you know, Ill be in ISA for posting this.



There's certainly no hope for this country.

Scammed by Giant Hypermart

I hate grocery shopping, especially when I go here...



Somehow I never do trust Giant. Their "Lowest prices in Malaysia" motto is really arguable in the sense that their prices is not as low as the kedai runcit I always go to near my place. I still think Tesco provides cheaper goods than Giant.

Since Giant was the nearest hypermarket around my area and I needed some stuff for CF camp so urgently I had no choice but to bump in at Giant and grab a few stuff with Julian. Going to Giant was our last resort, especially since petrol prices had increased. It would be too much hassle, a waste of time and money(petrol increase) to go all the way to Tesco in Mutiara Damansara just to get stuff by a few sens cheaper, but It was rather ironic to see this on the way.......



No damage, no abnormalities, good car but no money to pay petrol izzit? The owner of the car must be very tulan but that's what you get with the drastic hike in petrol prices. I don't think I'll be surprised to see a Ferrari or a Porshe get towed away next due to no money to pay fuel.

Continuing from where we left off, as we reached Giant,we got what we needed like eggs, flour and other personal stuff like my pants.

Now tell me if the pants below here is worth RM54.90



and before you start shooting at me for being an idiot for choosing an expensive pants. Let me assure you that I was imagely scammed by a big sign that says...



and after being scanned at the counter the price oh-so-magically shoot up to RM54.90. That's just ridiculous, who in this round round world would actually buy a 'cipalak' pants for RM54.90?! Pasar malam's could do better if you ask me, cheap, affordable and not-too-bad quality. The eggs that we bought was labelled for RM5.00, but God knows what black magic occurred and it suddenly became RM6.00.

I couldn't be bothered to argue with the cashier lady as there was a long queue behind. So half heartedly I had to pay for the pants though it was price labelled wrongly.

After that I went in again to find Julian. After we got we needed, we checked out at the nearest cashier and that's when hell broke loose. The prices were inaccurate and we ran off budget. But luckily I came prepared with a discount voucher.



Cashier: Semuanya RM25.39 (All together RM25.39)
Me: Boleh guna voucher ni? (Can use this voucher?)
Cashier: Tak boleh la, RM50 ke atas jer boleh guna. (Cannot, only RM50 above can use)
Me: Har???
Cashier: Baca kat belakang (Read the back)
Me: !$%&^#$*@

So much for a life saver. Not to mention that was the last day it was usable since it expires the next day and it was only issued 2 days ago. I felt so cheated and if things continue, we might have to wash dishes for them. Somehow managed to get my dad to loan me a few extra bucks.

Nevertheless, I hate Giant. Their prices are high and they scam alot. With that said I'll never acknowledge Giant as the 'Leading Low Prices In Town" as they claim to be. I think this suits them more..........

Some People Should Learn to SHUT UP

I bet you people must have thought I died since I haven't posted for almost 3 weeks. Beforehand I would like to apologize as I was involved in many stuff and coping with other works, affiliation, studies etc.etc.etc.

So many things happened in this past few weeks. I had a devastating foot drill and first aid competition, a thrilling 2 day camp and not to mention sports day today. (Will be blogging about it soon)

Gone were the days where life was simple, stress less and worry-less. Even more the days where friends were fun to be around.

Seriously, some people should learn how to SHUT UP!!! It's not fun shooting someone who is already dead. No seriously its not, especially when the fella is already freaking pissed.Trust me, nothing can be more tulan than that.



You might even end up making the other person so heartbroken till tears. So in order to keep the peace we use to have I suggest you learn how to shut up. If you really don't know how, you've reach the right place.

Lesson 1
Look in the mirror before you comment about other people. Do you commit the same mistakes as the person you are going to comment on? If yes, then don't bother trying because being hypocritical will only end up reflecting on you.



Lesson 2
Think before you speak or you'll bleed. Words can change some one's life, either for the good or the bad. So watch your words or you might drive someone off the cliff. God gave you a brain for a reason, so use it wisely. Speaking without thinking is suicidal, If you don't watch what you say, you might end up in ISA.



Lesson 3
Think about others. Don't be self-centered, your words can hurt someone directly or indirectly. Do not pour petrol over fire, make sure you consider others feelings before you speak. If you only speak for your own good without a single care about the people around you, you're no different from our retarded "fantastic" government officials. Who knows, maybe the hatred of the people around towards you might stir some thing like HINDRAF against you.



From the above, I hope you have learnt that it is better to shut up if you have nothing better to say. It makes everyone develope the sense of hatred towards you. This post was not meant to offend anyone in any kind of way, so if you feel the pinch, it's time you change the way you do things



Anyways, I just went through a hard day this morning due to our annual sports day. I'm proud to say that St. John Ambulance Malaysia, Seaport Division renewed their one year bragging rights in the annual march past competition by coming in first place in front of Cadet Police.

Despite all the hard trainings we went through even though it was well worth it. But here's a tip on marching. The mother of all basic, SHUT UP when you're in line, leave the shouting and scolding to the commander. Dun even bother to comment or shout at others when you your self don't do it right. Someone should really look into the mirror before they start bossing people around.

Mans REAL Best Friend

Good friends are hard to come by. Only a certain few would stick with you through thick and thin some others would even back stab you for their own greedy purposes.

Sometimes your friend can be the worst consolers.

Me: Dammn stress wei, got so much work.
"Friend": You so smart take so much work for what?
Me: You think I ask for it meh?

Don't you feel more tulan when a friend comes up to you when ur in distress and instead of consoling you, he/she comes up with a very sarcastic remark. I for one would feel very tulan that the waiters at Tulan restaurant would seem like the nicest people on earth.



Have you ever wondered, where your friends are at a times of sadness and distress?

When there's a party they're there.



When you won a million dollars, they're there.



But where are they when your feeling down and under?
Most probably talking bad behind your back.......


They're so bad hearted that they make George Bush look so innocent



As the saying goes, Dogs are mans best friend, but to me dogs aren't really mans best friend at times, especially when I get chased by it. Maybe to the owner but not to me, not to mention I get chased by dogs frequently this days. Whats more, dogs may not be very loyal to their own owners at times.



This whole week, I've been searching and searching but finally I've found my one 'true' best friend that doesn't flinch an inch when your in anger, who lends you its shoulder when your sad, doesn't bite you when your mad at it and best of all, it listens to all your problems without gunning you down with heart stabbing words.



Ladies and gentleman, I present to you, MY Best Friend.



The one and only, extraordinary POLE



Huggable



as well as a good anger reliever

One thing's for sure, pole dancing isn't my thing.