Back To The Dawn Age

Most of you may have presumed I died in a car accident while I was on my 'L' license training. For those who had wished so, that's just too bad for I'm still alive and kicking.

I had always wanted to post about this a long time ago, but unfortunately time did not give me the chance to do so till this very day.

As you all know our dear government reverted the teaching policy for science and maths back into Bahasa Malaysia

I can already imagine what it's going to be like in the near future.......

Foreigner: Pardon me, may I know where you could buy a bottle of jam?

Malaysian: Ah! You mau jam ah? I bawak you pegi.

Foreigner: !@$%%*^@#@*!..........

Our dear Tun Dr. Mahathir fought over it but to no avail.

and it's only a matter of time till our country leader embarrasses us like this dude below....

Who knows, maybe in the next 50 years from now we'll be living in trees instead...

Most Ridiculous Discount

I recently heard this on the radio.....

PDRM (Royal Malaysian Police) is offering discounts up to 50% for road offences by motorists from now onwards, through its online partner MyEG. Traffic summonses issued either by post or on-the-spot by the police can be paid online from the comfort of your own home.

I know Malaysia is famous for it's discounts especially the "Year-End-Sale"(YES), but this is ridiculous.

No wonder I saw so many students shouting "YES"



With the fabulous discount, now even the elderly can afford for some hardcore action

Night At The Museum Meets Terminator

It's the holidays, and what's a holiday if you don't at least go out to catch the latest blockbuster movies on the silver screen. Fortunately for me, I manage to catch the 2 latest hotcakes of the box office back-to-back.



I must say I did enjoy them both. In the midst of my enjoyment watching these 2 movies, I came up with a very quirky idea.

What sort of movie would we get when we mix them both? A pinch of comedy with a heck load of action. That way, we'll get the best of both worlds. Behold, the latest movie to hit the big screen and yet another addition to the Night at the Museum and Terminator series.......



I'm sure they'll mix well, they both have their similarities.



and who wouldn't love to see the adorable monkeys contributing in wreaking havoc to erase the human race.

Not to mention, Ben stiller playing terminator, that would be the joke of the century.



Though I think he'll do a better job than 'Arnold Susah-nak-eja'.

AdventError Goes Emo

Since most of the blogs I visit is posting about how their life sucks or how sad their life is turning out, I thought I might give it a try to express myself out here as well.



It's been one hectic week where my emotions are getting mixed up so badly it feels like I'm in a cake mixing machine that runs nonstop. I've had many hopes shattered, many mixed emotions, many heartaches, many tears shed, many unwanted things happened and to top it all up my girlfriend of 5 years just dumped me in the local sewage and I'm being drifted away to the place where sh*t accumulates.

It's so absofreakinglutely depressing that I'd jump of KLCC without hesitations right this instant to end this misery. It's just one problem after another and nothing has been going right for this past whole month. Truth be told I'm afraid to wake up every morning for I know it's going to be another miserable day.

Sometimes it's the people around me, sometimes it's just me. It's just ironic that the people that hurts you intentionally or unintentionally are the ones you call friends. Just because I may seem emotionless to some of you doesn't mean that I don't have feelings. Apart from that, I don't remember friend's are meant to be used and thrown away like some tool.

I'm well aware that life has it ups and downs, but apparently I've only faced a steep down with no sight of an up. If there were a graph depicting this, It would look like this

*Sigh* Life sucks.

Quiting Blogging

After much thinking and consideration, I have finally decided that I should quit blogging for the rest of my life. There's no point in continuing this almost half dead blog anyways.

With my busy form 5 schedule, I have absolutely no time to update this good for nothing blog and in turn this blog is turning into a ghost town with so little responds from my readers. As my readers said, this blog is nothing but crap and that I should be sued. Therefore, I see no means of blogging anymore.

I guess I've already lost the joy of blogging. The blogosphere has already turned into a mass community with loads of competition and high expectations. I've already started to treat blogging as a duty that must be fulfilled for the entertainment of my readers and not of my own personal interests. This my friend is stressful and non-beneficial.

Now that I am in form 5, I guess I should focus on my studies than to do unconventional things like blogging and with that I hope my grades do improve after I quit as the thought of coming up with new post that attracts readers is not interfering with my studies anymore. Afterall I am taking my SPM this year.

Living up to everyone's expectations is a tough thing to do. Sometimes you'd have to go over the limit and get yourself into trouble just for some reader to say "Hey, thats cool!". But is it really ok, to get yourself into trouble just for the sake of a measly comment of approval which aint very much?

Not to mention that I have to watch my words very carefully so as to not indirectly insult or annoy anyone by any means. Offending someone could get you into really, really deep shit if you mess with the wrong person and I'm not sure if I can bear the consequences as a minor. One wrong word and *poof* goes my future in an instant.

As I was saying, I used to enjoy blogging. But those were the days. It's starting to feel more of a routine than a hobby to me. I'm better off spending my time with friends and family members and ammend those times that I bothered them just to settle a post. I'm really sorry for the times that I bugged you to view my crappy post.

It's been 2 years since I've started blogging and now is the time I make a decision to officially quit blogging FOREVER. It's a hard decision, but it's for the better cause.

With all those said and done, I really can't commit to blogging anymore. It has been too much of a hassle to keep up. Therefore I would like to apologize and thank those whom really supported me through thick and thin.


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I hope you did enjoy my blog eventhough it has only been 2 years. To those who didn't rest assured you won't see another post here.

Do me a favour by checking your calendar and stay tune to the site for further posts to ensure that you didn't get April Fooled

Good Riddens 2008

Astalavista 2008. You have been one crappy year.

Thank you for one year of pain, dilemmas, confusion, loneliness and depression. Never have I felt a year so bad it kicks you right where it hurts. Not to mention one of the dullest moments in my life on those great occasions where I would be so jolly I'd put santa to shame.



Thank you too for scaring my life with a nightmare I'd probably never be able to erase and a one that comes back to haunt you every now and then.

Reviewing my past years resolution would be the same as receiving my exam slip.



1. Study, study, study and study. Must continue getting good grades. (FAILED)
2. Start wearing short pants out more often (PASS)
3. Get promoted in St. johns (EPIC FAIL)
4. Get to the top 6 of the prefects board (EPIC FAIL)
5. Get taller (FAIL)
6. Put on at least another 5 kg (PASS)
7. Be more patient with my rascal little sister (I might break this one) (DRASTIC FAIL)
8. Blog more (FAIL)
9. Get a girlfriend (This might not be achievable) (FAILED SO BAD I'D CRY)
10. Stay alive (PASS)

with all that fails, I guess I must make up for it this year. So for this years resolution, I want to:

1. Study hard for SPM and get straight A's
2. Do my best In what ever I do
3. Enjoy my last year in school
4. Grow taller
5. Be able to accomplish what ever I want
6. To be able to confess
7. Change myself
8. Be happier

With that said, lets just hope I'll be able to fulfill it this time.

Although the year has been bad. There were fickle times where I was the most happy. Therefore, before the break of dawn of the new year I would like to say:

To all my true friends who stood by and supported me especially when I needed you the most, thank you.



To all my aquitances that left me an auspicious memory, I trully appreciate it.



To all the people in my life whose feelings I may have hurt, whose expectations I may not have lived up to, whose promises I may have broken, I am truly very sorry.

To my haters, go jump off a cliff.

Happy New Year.

Malaysian Santa Clause.

Ho, Ho, Ho.... Merry Belated Christmas. Santa has gone missing and his little elves has shrunk twice the size they have been, making them unspottable anymore.



Once again no presents for me on this jolly day, not because I was bad all year but because Santa had financial problems due to the world economy crisis, thus no presents for me this year and most probably the next and so on as well.

But Santa did drop by. I assure you I did see him, not in his red suit and sleigh. I guess Santa ran out of the Christmas Spirit like most of us. He was spotted in a van with this logo.



Since Malaysia has no chimney, Santa just hanged this balloon on every gate in the neighbourhood.



He also left a christmas card for us.



Well, I certainly did not enjoy this Christmas. Christmas just came and went like every other normal day. Sad to say it was the dullest Christmas I have ever experienced in this past 16 years of my life. There were no christmas tree, no christmas carols, no christmas decorations, no turkey and not even santa clause. Gone were the days where you could feel the Christmas spirit when this special occasion was coming closer.

I used to look forward to this special occasion every year since I was a teeny-weeny kiddo who would jump to delight at a christmas tree and disturbing the 'fat man' better known as Santa Clause. Not to forget the turkey we always had for dinner on this very day, and now I can forget about having turkey on christmas with the drastic price hike.



Christmas Isn't what It used to be anymore.

International Cadet Camp

I have never been more excited on going to a camp especially one that invites other foreign countries to participate. As part of St. John Ambulance Malaysia's Sentinel celebration, SJAM-Selangor hosted the International Cadet Camp in commemoration of St. Johns being 100 years old in Malaysia. I simply couldn't resist this offer, what more when there's foreign chicks coming down. This could be the end of my single life.

The foreign countries that took part were....



our beloved neighbouring country - Singapore



The country of beautiful scenery - New Zealand



The country where I thought King Kong came from(No offense to hongkies) - Hong Kong



A country I've never heard of - Zambia



Last but not least - Sri Langka.



and most of the other states and areas around Malaysia.

To my dismay, the British did not come and I was eagerly looking forward to get a british friend.

Well better luck next time.

But I did not go home in regret of not making foreign friends



Meet Laura Mae. She's gonna be my tour guide when I visit New Zealand.

I would like to take this opportunity to thank my fellow team mates for being there for me and thanks for the great memories. It shall stay with me for a very long time, that I assure you.



Hop To The Top Grasshoppers!

Misunderstanding Epic Advertisements

What would be the first thing that comes to your mind when you see this......



The sign reads: IS THAT YOU? -If it's NOT. ASK US for a Solution.-

Now just imagine this scene....

Guy Customer: Eh! that advertisement outside yourshop arrhh... Don't look at me leh. How arrr?

Shop owner: Easy oni we'll cut your balls castrate you and give you that lady's look with plastic surgery.

Girl Customer: Hey! Your advertisement right, the lady don't look let me. What's your solution?

Shop Owner: Of course don't look like you lar. You so ugly. but don't worry with our super plastic surgery you'll look exactly like that lady.

Girl and Guy customer: : *****!@#$%You lar!

I don't know about you, but what that sign is conveying to me is: If you are not this lady, ask us to help you become one/If you are a guy we'll be happy to cut your balls castrate you and for the girls you are all hideous compared to the photo.

Advertisement this days......

TMnut Screamyx

Before I get my head chopped off by some angry readers for my lack of post again, I would like to clarify that I had no proper internet connection for the past whole month.

Doesn't it frustrates you when you see this popping up on your screen?



As usual streamyx is being a pain in the ass this pass whole month. So pain it puts constipation to shame on the account of injury.



I don't know how many times I have been ranting on this issue but im doing this again because of the frustrations I get from this blundering internet connection.

Sooner or later I'm going to get high blood pressure from all this Madness...



So now we know why Malaysia has a drastic increase in the rate of people getting high blood pressure and it's all thanks to our No.1 broadband in Malaysia.



and the only reason I'm still paying for their services is because its the only darn internet that Malaysia has at a low price. So this is what you call, you pay for what you get....

Malaysia..... Bila you nak maju?

The Ah Mad Is Mail Case

Recently, our country is in a state of shock, despair and sadness.

All this chaos started from a comment by an UMNO(U Must Not Object) member whom commented on Malaysian Chinese "Squatters" who do not deserve equal rights.



From his comment we certainly know that he hates the chinese to his guts and with the way he acts I think I may have found out the cause of all this madness.



It all started when our dear Ah Mad Is Mail was in his school days.......



later he went back to his mother to complain



and with that he holds a vengeance to the chinese race and sought for revenge.

and now back to when he was "Big" and started this controversy. For that, please refer to KennySia for the story.

The next big thing that hit our local newsapaper today is three "innocent" souls being sentenced to ISA while our dear Ah Mad runs free with a 3 year suspension.

Talk about the abuse of the ISA. One blog about a "sensitive issue", another complained about a mosque and the last one was just doing her job as a reporter. On the other hand, a politician gave a racist comment which could cause another HINDRAF.



Who really deserve to be in ISA, that my friend is obvious.

The next thing you know, Ill be in ISA for posting this.



There's certainly no hope for this country.

Tagging The Tags

If you were to compare my blog with others you would notice that my post are reducing slowly by slowly. Sad to say I got lazy to blog, not to mention when I do have the mood I can't seem to think of the words to type. I was suppose to post about 3 post but unfortunately I can't seem to get the intuition and wisdom to start on it. So much for being Malaysia's top 200 blogger.

So since I haven't updated, I as a blogger must compensate for the lack of post and I decided to take on this tag question by Hui Ee.

Name: Kevin Tey Wen Fei
Age: 16
Birthday: 14th May 1992
Sex: Male.
Blood type: O
Family Members: 4
Personal Picture (optional):



HAVE YOU:

Ever eaten snails: I say no against animal cruelty.

Ever fell off a bed: Don't say fall. Jump off oso got.

Fell in love: Mommy, Daddy I LAP YOU

Got into a fight: Yep. Everyone loves KUNGFU~FIGHTING!


Pissed on your pants: Who hasn't?

Had sex before: Maybe in the future

Flirt with someone: Nope but if I do im sure the person will take a flight someone far and never come back


Broken Someones heart: I told my pet he was adopted. >.<

Hurt someone: That fella when home crying. Mommy~ that guy poke me!

Cummed on your pants/skirt: Nope.

Got Raped: I don't get raped. I rape. XD

Watched porn: I watch myself in the bathroom everyday. XD



ARE YOU:

Having an orgasm: Nope. but im an organism.

Having snails for dinner: Please refer to top.

In love: with my A350

Thinking of the person your in love with: What do you think?

Is the person your in love with a Guy/Girl: Of course girl la..... I tak senget.

Happy with your family: Of course.

Happy with your life: That depends.

A VIRGIN: Not sure.

Good looking: I'll have you to decide on that

Hot: Now that you mention it. It does feel hot around here.

Pervert: Abit abit..Not afraid to admit it!


Did You:

Slapped someone before: Yes

Beat up someone: Yes

Eaten a snail: Why so long winded?

just masturbate: Nope. but im currently in the MASTERBED room. XD

have sex before: Please refer to top

Kiss the guy/girl you love: On my wedding.

WHAT YOU WANNA DO BEFORE YOU DIE: Loads. Too long and too lazee to type.

5 Favourite food: Anything edible except for garlic & onion.

Who you want to be with now: someone/anyone/everyone

Are you fit or healthy: Not Fit nor healthy. But not fat and stinky either.

Are you lonely now: No one in the room now.

Who you can trust your secrets with: I veli open. No secrets one.

Favourite Song: Instrumental

Favourite Drink: Im a 100+ sucking vampire.

Talents: sleeping.

Interests: Badminton, Blogging, Driving, Photography and loads more

iTag: Now comes the fun part. XD
1) Grace
2) Adrissa
3) Safinah
4) Elisa
5) Nicholas