Face Book

Somehow I've been asked this question many times.....

Anonymous: Hey! Do you have a facebook?

or.......

Annoyingmouse: Why don't you make one?

Yes, over the past few months I've been bombarded with many question like those or similar.

So here's my answer:

No! I don't have a facebook and neither am I going to make one for now or in the near future. I can't even possible find time to blog about 'how I couldn't make time for blogging' what more facebook?

So far the only social network I ever signed-up for an account was friendster.

But it's dead now after 2 years of inactivity.

Based on what other people have been talking about, facebook is the new in-thing, it's fun and who ever doesn't have one is outdated.

Apparently my mom has a facebook.....

So does that mean I'm more outdated then my mom?

Its annoys me that the fact everyone that has facebook will chatter among themselves leaving me dumbfounded like a social outcast.

I felt so annoyed with the constant persuasion and request from my peers. I have finally gave in and made myself one.

So here's my facebook.....

Turn Back Time

Well I had promise I'll be back after trials, so here I am.

I bet most of you had been dying to know what I have been up to for the past 3 months that I had no time to update. No?

It's time for me to be like Prince of Persia and turn back the sands of time....



So stay tune for the next post.....

Back To The Dawn Age

Most of you may have presumed I died in a car accident while I was on my 'L' license training. For those who had wished so, that's just too bad for I'm still alive and kicking.

I had always wanted to post about this a long time ago, but unfortunately time did not give me the chance to do so till this very day.

As you all know our dear government reverted the teaching policy for science and maths back into Bahasa Malaysia

I can already imagine what it's going to be like in the near future.......

Foreigner: Pardon me, may I know where you could buy a bottle of jam?

Malaysian: Ah! You mau jam ah? I bawak you pegi.

Foreigner: !@$%%*^@#@*!..........

Our dear Tun Dr. Mahathir fought over it but to no avail.

and it's only a matter of time till our country leader embarrasses us like this dude below....

Who knows, maybe in the next 50 years from now we'll be living in trees instead...

Tribute to the King of Pop

Woke early this morning only to be told that the King of Pop has passed away.



At first I could not believe what I was hearing since I just woke up and to confirm that I even slapped my self silly.

Not to mention all that news about Megan Fox being a man was going on, I brushed this one of as just another rumor until I reached school where I found my friend in tears with the loss of his idol.

I'm not an avid fan of Michael Jackson, but I do love his music.



Since this morning, every radio station has been playing nothing but Michael Jackson's songs as a tribute to the King of Pop and yet even as were in this modern age, his songs still sound as great as they were in the 80's & 90's.

Who can ever forget "Beat it"?



or was it "Eat It"?



No matter what it is, we can't deny the fact that not many in this age could sing and dance as well as he did.

Not even this Chinese impersonator......



or even this Indian guy.......



What ever it is, It's a great loss to us. May the King of Pop Rest in Peace.

AdventError Goes Emo

Since most of the blogs I visit is posting about how their life sucks or how sad their life is turning out, I thought I might give it a try to express myself out here as well.



It's been one hectic week where my emotions are getting mixed up so badly it feels like I'm in a cake mixing machine that runs nonstop. I've had many hopes shattered, many mixed emotions, many heartaches, many tears shed, many unwanted things happened and to top it all up my girlfriend of 5 years just dumped me in the local sewage and I'm being drifted away to the place where sh*t accumulates.

It's so absofreakinglutely depressing that I'd jump of KLCC without hesitations right this instant to end this misery. It's just one problem after another and nothing has been going right for this past whole month. Truth be told I'm afraid to wake up every morning for I know it's going to be another miserable day.

Sometimes it's the people around me, sometimes it's just me. It's just ironic that the people that hurts you intentionally or unintentionally are the ones you call friends. Just because I may seem emotionless to some of you doesn't mean that I don't have feelings. Apart from that, I don't remember friend's are meant to be used and thrown away like some tool.

I'm well aware that life has it ups and downs, but apparently I've only faced a steep down with no sight of an up. If there were a graph depicting this, It would look like this

*Sigh* Life sucks.

Quiting Blogging

After much thinking and consideration, I have finally decided that I should quit blogging for the rest of my life. There's no point in continuing this almost half dead blog anyways.

With my busy form 5 schedule, I have absolutely no time to update this good for nothing blog and in turn this blog is turning into a ghost town with so little responds from my readers. As my readers said, this blog is nothing but crap and that I should be sued. Therefore, I see no means of blogging anymore.

I guess I've already lost the joy of blogging. The blogosphere has already turned into a mass community with loads of competition and high expectations. I've already started to treat blogging as a duty that must be fulfilled for the entertainment of my readers and not of my own personal interests. This my friend is stressful and non-beneficial.

Now that I am in form 5, I guess I should focus on my studies than to do unconventional things like blogging and with that I hope my grades do improve after I quit as the thought of coming up with new post that attracts readers is not interfering with my studies anymore. Afterall I am taking my SPM this year.

Living up to everyone's expectations is a tough thing to do. Sometimes you'd have to go over the limit and get yourself into trouble just for some reader to say "Hey, thats cool!". But is it really ok, to get yourself into trouble just for the sake of a measly comment of approval which aint very much?

Not to mention that I have to watch my words very carefully so as to not indirectly insult or annoy anyone by any means. Offending someone could get you into really, really deep shit if you mess with the wrong person and I'm not sure if I can bear the consequences as a minor. One wrong word and *poof* goes my future in an instant.

As I was saying, I used to enjoy blogging. But those were the days. It's starting to feel more of a routine than a hobby to me. I'm better off spending my time with friends and family members and ammend those times that I bothered them just to settle a post. I'm really sorry for the times that I bugged you to view my crappy post.

It's been 2 years since I've started blogging and now is the time I make a decision to officially quit blogging FOREVER. It's a hard decision, but it's for the better cause.

With all those said and done, I really can't commit to blogging anymore. It has been too much of a hassle to keep up. Therefore I would like to apologize and thank those whom really supported me through thick and thin.


*Due to scripting error, please scroll down to read the last paragraph. I apologize for the inconvenience*




































I hope you did enjoy my blog eventhough it has only been 2 years. To those who didn't rest assured you won't see another post here.

Do me a favour by checking your calendar and stay tune to the site for further posts to ensure that you didn't get April Fooled

Don't Mess With ME

Does it hurt your eyes to see some one spamming your chat box?

WingYew: spam spam spam spam spam

WingYew:spam

WingYew:spam

WingYew:spam spam

ÆRûñ뙩: Advent: =.="

WingYew:spam spam spam

WingYew:spam spam

WingYew:spm

WingYew:WOOPS. SPM BAHAHAHAHA

ÆRûñ뙩: Advent: =.="

Annoying isn't it.

Spamming is still toleratable, but the one thing i hate about people on online conversation is this......
(no dialogue was modified in any way)

muthusammy: DEIIIIIIIIIII~!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ÆRûñ뙩: Advent: o.O

muthusammy: dei~

ÆRûñ뙩: Advent: ...........................

muthusammy: WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?!TALK TO ME IN A PROPER WAY YOU LAZY SHIT. its me lah..

ÆRûñ뙩: Advent: 1st of 1st, who the hell are u and my name is not dei u stupid bugger

muthusammy: im your mother

ÆRûñ뙩: Advent: and u expect me to believe that?

muthusammy: uh. yeah?!go do your homeworkchpater 16 until tuesday u know

ÆRûñ뙩: Advent: ahah. well mom. apparently u have ur own work to do so go fiddle dee urs b4 u come up to mine during a school holiday

muthusammy: seems my child is stupid as a fucking hindu. u got tution u little bastard

ÆRûñ뙩: Advent: right... u never sent me to tuition. have u lost ur mind?

muthusammy: grandma is coming over tonite. clean the toilet bitch

ÆRûñ뙩: Advent:im living with grandma u idiot

muthusammy: ya, even if she lives with u. she still is coming over rite.?idiot kid...tooo mmuch computer

ÆRûñ뙩: Advent: speak for urself

muthusammy: i do the dishes what...

ÆRûñ뙩: Advent: too much computer till u have to impersonate other ppl.what kind of shit is that?

muthusammy: hey boy boy! listen to me

ÆRûñ뙩: Advent: NO! U LISTEN TO ME

muthusammy: how was the wantun mee i bought yesterday?

ÆRûñ뙩: Advent: IF U HAVE NOTHING BETTER TO DO PLS GO FIND SOME OTHER PPL WHO ARE WILLING TO PUT UP TO UR SHIT

muthusammy: nice ah? cause i bought from another shopmr. keo no open lah. so i walk to apang.

muthusammy: boy boy..pls lah..im your mother. no such language to me u fuckface

ÆRûñ뙩: Advent: my mother is beside me reading this u idiot=.="

muthusammy: wanna see my dick?

ÆRûñ뙩: Advent: i dun think i wanna c such a short KL tower

muthusammy: is yer mum hot?

ÆRûñ뙩: Advent: sorry taken

muthusammy: yer mum so cheap, of course taken so easily

ÆRûñ뙩: Advent: if mom weren't taken i wouldn't be here now will I. go back to school dimwit

muthusammy: no.this new year i wanna start new family with your mum

ÆRûñ뙩: Advent: its ok. i wouldn't want an idiot as my step father

muthusammy: i love yer father man

(10:01 AM) muthusammy has been blocked

I have no idea who this idiot is. Somehow he manage to get my email add and started this atrocious conversation. One things for sure, this fella must have not had a life and started screwing around with others.

I sometimes see him spamming my cbox as well.

P.S: You know who you are and if you are reading this, GO GET A LIFE!

TMnut Screamyx

Before I get my head chopped off by some angry readers for my lack of post again, I would like to clarify that I had no proper internet connection for the past whole month.

Doesn't it frustrates you when you see this popping up on your screen?



As usual streamyx is being a pain in the ass this pass whole month. So pain it puts constipation to shame on the account of injury.



I don't know how many times I have been ranting on this issue but im doing this again because of the frustrations I get from this blundering internet connection.

Sooner or later I'm going to get high blood pressure from all this Madness...



So now we know why Malaysia has a drastic increase in the rate of people getting high blood pressure and it's all thanks to our No.1 broadband in Malaysia.



and the only reason I'm still paying for their services is because its the only darn internet that Malaysia has at a low price. So this is what you call, you pay for what you get....

Malaysia..... Bila you nak maju?

Year-End Nightmares

Had to reformat my faithful old laptop due to system file errors. Great, there goes my porn anime & photo stash.

I don't know but maybe it's fate for me to depart with my laptop for the time being as exams are just a few days away. Not to mention that I haven't been studying at all in this particular time frame.

I think I've caught a disease. A very serious disease......

It's called the 'Bookcolepsy' (The condition of falling asleep when you read a book) << click on the link to find out more



If an elephant needs tranquilizers to be put to sleep, yours truly just needs a book.

Studying just isn't my thing if you asked me. God knows how I got straight A's for UPSR and PMR without flipping pages of books and going through mind cracking sessions to suck in this thing called 'knowledge'.

Dammnnn I'm so gonna fail my year-end exam and get killed by my parents.



Even if I ran away from home to escape my death sentence, they'd most probably put up a bounty for my head.



Good bye, cruel world!

The Ah Mad Is Mail Case

Recently, our country is in a state of shock, despair and sadness.

All this chaos started from a comment by an UMNO(U Must Not Object) member whom commented on Malaysian Chinese "Squatters" who do not deserve equal rights.



From his comment we certainly know that he hates the chinese to his guts and with the way he acts I think I may have found out the cause of all this madness.



It all started when our dear Ah Mad Is Mail was in his school days.......



later he went back to his mother to complain



and with that he holds a vengeance to the chinese race and sought for revenge.

and now back to when he was "Big" and started this controversy. For that, please refer to KennySia for the story.

The next big thing that hit our local newsapaper today is three "innocent" souls being sentenced to ISA while our dear Ah Mad runs free with a 3 year suspension.

Talk about the abuse of the ISA. One blog about a "sensitive issue", another complained about a mosque and the last one was just doing her job as a reporter. On the other hand, a politician gave a racist comment which could cause another HINDRAF.



Who really deserve to be in ISA, that my friend is obvious.

The next thing you know, Ill be in ISA for posting this.



There's certainly no hope for this country.

Scammed by Giant Hypermart

I hate grocery shopping, especially when I go here...



Somehow I never do trust Giant. Their "Lowest prices in Malaysia" motto is really arguable in the sense that their prices is not as low as the kedai runcit I always go to near my place. I still think Tesco provides cheaper goods than Giant.

Since Giant was the nearest hypermarket around my area and I needed some stuff for CF camp so urgently I had no choice but to bump in at Giant and grab a few stuff with Julian. Going to Giant was our last resort, especially since petrol prices had increased. It would be too much hassle, a waste of time and money(petrol increase) to go all the way to Tesco in Mutiara Damansara just to get stuff by a few sens cheaper, but It was rather ironic to see this on the way.......



No damage, no abnormalities, good car but no money to pay petrol izzit? The owner of the car must be very tulan but that's what you get with the drastic hike in petrol prices. I don't think I'll be surprised to see a Ferrari or a Porshe get towed away next due to no money to pay fuel.

Continuing from where we left off, as we reached Giant,we got what we needed like eggs, flour and other personal stuff like my pants.

Now tell me if the pants below here is worth RM54.90



and before you start shooting at me for being an idiot for choosing an expensive pants. Let me assure you that I was imagely scammed by a big sign that says...



and after being scanned at the counter the price oh-so-magically shoot up to RM54.90. That's just ridiculous, who in this round round world would actually buy a 'cipalak' pants for RM54.90?! Pasar malam's could do better if you ask me, cheap, affordable and not-too-bad quality. The eggs that we bought was labelled for RM5.00, but God knows what black magic occurred and it suddenly became RM6.00.

I couldn't be bothered to argue with the cashier lady as there was a long queue behind. So half heartedly I had to pay for the pants though it was price labelled wrongly.

After that I went in again to find Julian. After we got we needed, we checked out at the nearest cashier and that's when hell broke loose. The prices were inaccurate and we ran off budget. But luckily I came prepared with a discount voucher.



Cashier: Semuanya RM25.39 (All together RM25.39)
Me: Boleh guna voucher ni? (Can use this voucher?)
Cashier: Tak boleh la, RM50 ke atas jer boleh guna. (Cannot, only RM50 above can use)
Me: Har???
Cashier: Baca kat belakang (Read the back)
Me: !$%&^#$*@

So much for a life saver. Not to mention that was the last day it was usable since it expires the next day and it was only issued 2 days ago. I felt so cheated and if things continue, we might have to wash dishes for them. Somehow managed to get my dad to loan me a few extra bucks.

Nevertheless, I hate Giant. Their prices are high and they scam alot. With that said I'll never acknowledge Giant as the 'Leading Low Prices In Town" as they claim to be. I think this suits them more..........

How To Save Yourself From Exam Results

After the holidays, the period of time that students dread the most has arrived. After all the partying during the holidays, its about time we get back to reality as we receive our exam results.

I just hope that none of the teachers would invite my parents for tea with them. If that ever happens, that's one tea I know my parents wouldn't enjoy and im pretty sure I wouldn't get away with my 2 failed subjects which so happens to be their favourite subject which is called maths.

Yes, once again the legacy continues as I failed both Mod Maths and Add maths. You people must be thinking how stupid I am to be able to fail Mod Maths since its the easiest subject to score out of the 10, but I assure you that any subject that is related to maths im bound to fail no questions asked. That explains why i semi-failed physics since there was maths in it.

So how am I going to save my self from my 2 monstrous parents who would bite my head off for failing both maths subject? Well, I've been doing some research and I found this very interesting letter. So to all those people who are in the same league as me, this is really gonna spare you the anguish of your parents if you had the guts to write this.

A father passing by his son's bedroom, was astonished to see the bed was nicely made, and everything was picked up. Then, he saw an envelope, propped up prominently on the pillow. It was addressed, 'Dad.' With the worst premonition, he opened the envelope and read the letter, with trembling hands.

'Dear, Dad.
It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you. I had to elope with my new girlfriend, because I wanted to avoid a scene with Mum and you.

I've been finding real passion with Stacy, and she is so nice, but I knew you would not approve of her, because of all her piercing's, tattoos, her tight Motorcycle clothes, and because she is so much older than I am.

But it's not only the passion, Dad. She's pregnant. Stacy said that we will be very happy. She owns a trailer in the woods, and has a stack of firewood for the whole winter. We share a dream of having many more children.

Stacy has opened my eyes to the fact that marijuana doesn't, really hurt anyone. We'll be growing it for ourselves, and trading it with the other people in the commune, for all the cocaine and ecstasy we want.

In the meantime, we'll pray that science will find a cure for AIDS, so Stacy can get better. She sure deserves it!

Don't worry Dad, I'm 15, and I know how to take care of myself. Someday, I'm sure we'll be back to visit, so you can get to know your many grandchildren.

Love, your son, Joshua.

P.S. Dad,
none of the above is true. I'm over at Jason's house. I just wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than the school report that's on the kitchen table.

Call when it is safe for me to come home

Now, I wonder if that would work, but I do know it'll buy me some time before I officially get a Jalur Gemilang tatooed across my butt.

Good Bye Old Friend

It's been raining heavily this days. No one had expected something so tragic could happen to a young 16 year old. No one had anticipated this. Its hard seeing the people that we once knew leaving us so suddenly at just a tender age of 16. Shows that our life is as fickle as the flame of a candle which can be put out any moment.

Farah Hani (1992-2008)

Though we may not have been very close in primary school, you were a friend to me and I regretted that I wasn't close to you. It's too shocking for me to handle this. You were a great friend to many and you would be dearly missed by us all. Though I may not know the details of the accident, but I have no choice but to accept your loss. May you rest in peace.

~Life Goes On~

Mans REAL Best Friend

Good friends are hard to come by. Only a certain few would stick with you through thick and thin some others would even back stab you for their own greedy purposes.

Sometimes your friend can be the worst consolers.

Me: Dammn stress wei, got so much work.
"Friend": You so smart take so much work for what?
Me: You think I ask for it meh?

Don't you feel more tulan when a friend comes up to you when ur in distress and instead of consoling you, he/she comes up with a very sarcastic remark. I for one would feel very tulan that the waiters at Tulan restaurant would seem like the nicest people on earth.



Have you ever wondered, where your friends are at a times of sadness and distress?

When there's a party they're there.



When you won a million dollars, they're there.



But where are they when your feeling down and under?
Most probably talking bad behind your back.......


They're so bad hearted that they make George Bush look so innocent



As the saying goes, Dogs are mans best friend, but to me dogs aren't really mans best friend at times, especially when I get chased by it. Maybe to the owner but not to me, not to mention I get chased by dogs frequently this days. Whats more, dogs may not be very loyal to their own owners at times.



This whole week, I've been searching and searching but finally I've found my one 'true' best friend that doesn't flinch an inch when your in anger, who lends you its shoulder when your sad, doesn't bite you when your mad at it and best of all, it listens to all your problems without gunning you down with heart stabbing words.



Ladies and gentleman, I present to you, MY Best Friend.



The one and only, extraordinary POLE



Huggable



as well as a good anger reliever

One thing's for sure, pole dancing isn't my thing.

Butchering Mans Best Friend

Warning, this post contains gore, readers discretion is advisable.

Whaling are well known among us, as the Japanese tend to hunt this nearly dying breed for their meat which they consider exotic. It's so well known that I think the orang asli(native tribes) have heard of it as well.



But, have you ever heard of dog butchery?



It's rather disturbing to hear about this. If it's chicken I wouldn't be bothered, but DOGS? They're man's best friend for crying out loud. They are meant to be kept at home not being butchered. Heck, I bet they don't even taste good. They're innocent, what did they do to deserve this?



Where's the SPCA??!!!! This poor creatures are being butchered and later serve to an authentic customers table for their eccentric tongue to savour this exotic delicacy. I just can't get you people, I can't bare eating snails or frogs what more dogs. Get a life will ya.



I hate the fact that this bastards are doing this just for the money, have they no pity for this poor animals? I wonder how would they feel if I butchered they're kids for money.



We slaughter chickens for their meat so much that we think it's normal, but have it occur to you if we were in the chicken's shoes. Think about it, we wouldn't want other species to man slaughter us now do we. So for once try thinking about their condition. Try being in their shoes for once.



If a human kills other species it's regarded as normal but if other species kills a human, we would declare war and hunt down that specific organism even to a rat hole. Most probably they'll even send a whole battalion army just to kill it.



and later massacre their whole population with some stupid reason like It's dangerous to mankind or It has potential to wipe out the entire human race. I wonder what drug this monkeys are sniffing.

That just shows that we humans are greedy little beings trying to play GOD.

I for one can't stand the act of cruelty towards animals and therefore I'm posting this for others to know about the cruelty that has been afflicted towards this poor dogs. I hope this post has raised awareness that cruelty towards animals is increasing as humans become more ignorant.