The Great Samy Vellu

Malaysia is a great country and its all thanks to our excellent ministers whom spent countless of hours to increase our country's productivity. Among our great ministers, the one whom stands out the most would be Datuk Seri S. Samy Vellu.


Datuk Seri S. Samy Vellu

This guy has been the person behind your increasing toll rates and here are some extra facts about our great 'Menteri Kerja Raya':
1)Samy Velu on pos laju "BESOK KIRIM, HARI INI SAMPAI"
2)The one on TV when in trying to say he was ashamed, he said:`Kemaluan saya besar`
3)On drugs, "Jangan hisap dada"
4) Samy said in a ceramah "Kita akan bina satu jambatan untuk orong-orong kampong disini", one pakcik asked, "Datuk,sini takde sungai,buat apa bina jambatan?" and Samy gloriously replied,"Kalau takde sungai, kita bina sungai!"
5) Samy's favorite quote on national television "Toll naik sikit,manyak marah saya. You ingat semua ini toll saya punya bapa punya kah!"
6) During the water shortage crisis : "semua orang diminta jgn membuang aiyerr..!"
7) During blood donation campaign in Sg Siput: "..marilah kita semua menderma dara.."
8) During the opening speech of various function: "...selamat datang saudara-mara semua.." (actually its "saudara-saudari" )
9) At an opening ceremony: "mempersilakan datin paduka Rafidah Aziz naik ke pentas utk membuka kain"
10) Commenting about his modesty: "sebenarnya, kemaluan saya sangat-sangat besar"

And the best: u know why our N-S Highway concessionaire is named PLUS?
PLUS = Pungut Lebih Untuk Samy

He's a great and very dedicated minister don't you think?