This is War!!!!!

To my fellow form 3's, we will be sitting for our PMR papers in a few hours. I hope you are ready for one of your greatest challenges in life. Some of you might make it out alive and some of you may not. This is not Madness, this is stress. This is not Sparta, this is Malaysia and lastly this is WAR!!!!! My fellow companions, let us take out our pens and fight for our rights because tomorrow we dine on PMR papers!!!!


(Tomorrow we dine on PMR papers)

I wish you all the best of luck and may GOD be with you. Put all that you have learned to full use and lastly I would like to thank my dear teacher who have spent countless of hours teaching eventhough nothing goes in our head. ^^
-May the A's be with you-

Over usage of copyrights ©

Today, I attended my last seminar in Kasturi. As usual I enjoyed the leasons that were taught by fantastic teachers who would joke around with the students. The teacher who have taught us today were all pretty normal...... except for our science teacher who had a weird haircut and a really weird attitude. He was putting he's name up by saying he has 27 years of experience in teaching science or I am very smart. That was still toleratable. The one thing i couldn't tolerate was "HE'S COPYRIGHT NOTES". Every page you flip through there would be hakcipta Simon Siew or Copyrights of Simon Siew. Let me list what he has wrote in every page. Oh boy, Im gonna enjoy this. >.<

Page 1: "Amalan menceduk hasil susunan guru lain menunjukkan kerendahan minda guru itu dan menjatuhkan profesion perguruan. HAKCIPTA SIMON SIEW"

Page 2: "THIS FORECAST IS ONLY USED BY SIMON SIEW IN PUSAT TUISYEN KASTURI AND NOT IN ANY OTHER CENTRE"

Page 3: "MENCETAK ROMPAK MENUNJUKKAN KERENDAHAN MINDA GURU ITU. HAKCIPTA SIMON SIEW. PUSAT TUISYEN KASTURI. JAUHILAH CETAK ROMPAK DAN KERENDAHAN KEUPAYAAN DIRI"

Page 4: "IKUTILAH SEMINAR SAINS 2007 ANJURAN PUSAT TUISYEN KASTURI KELOLAAN CIKGU SIMON SIEW. JAUHILAH PUSAT TUISYEN YANG AMALKAN CETAK ROMPAK"

Page 5: "MENCETAK ROMPAK MENUNJUKKAN KETIDAKUPAYAAN GURU ITU DAN KURANG KEWIBAWAAN PUSAT ITU. JAUHILAH PUSAT SEPERTI INI. HADIRI SEMINAR SAINS DI PUSAT TUISYEN KASTURI KENDALIAN CIKGU SIMON SIEW DAN DAPATKANLAH SOALAN PMR 2007 DENGAN PENUH KEYAKINAN"

Page 6: "AMALAN MENCEDUK HASIL SUSUNAN GURU LAIN MENJATUHKAN KEWIBAWAAN GURU DAN PUSAT ITU. HAKCIPTA SIMON SIEW 2007. AMALKAN KEUPAYAAN DIRI DAN DAYA SAING SEPERTI CIKGU SIMON SIEW DAN PUSAT TUISYEN KASTURI.

Here are some pictures of he's notes.

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(He interupted our notes with his copyrights!!!!!)

(Just when things couldn't get any worst. =.=")

During he's lesson he was always complaining that he does not have enough time to teach us stuff. He made a way to remember the reactivity of metals in decending order but said that he could only tell once and if u didnt get it thats just too bad cause he's a gentlemen and he doesnt bluff (Dunno wats that gotta do with it). If he had so much time doing those massive copyright on every page, why didn't he had enough time to repeat? Plus that would only cost him a few seconds. I could just remove those copyrights with photoshop. He should come up with something better. =.="

For those who are interested, I manage to grasped the easy way of remembering the reactivity of metals in decending order that he gave.
Potassium, Sodium, Calcium, Magnesium, Aluminium, Zinc, Iron, Tin, Lead, Copper

Take each of the metals first initial and say it like this:
People Say Condom May Attract Zombies In To Love Craddle

Trigonometry made easy

Trigonometry, a topic you learn in maths form 3 chapter 15. Its a very interesting topic but needs memorization of the opposite, adjacent and hypotenuse. Our teachers would usually teach us this basic method of remembering which are ToaSohCah/SohCahToa. Today, ive learn an interesting way to determine the tangent/cos and sin. Its a technique which outwits, outplays and outlast all of your other measly technique. Futhermore, after hearing this technique you shall remember this until the day you die. I guarantee you on that. >.<

Instead of using adjacent, replace adjacent to side

If you think this is too obscene or you'd rather use adjacent instead of side, heres another method. I have divided it into 3:

Guys technique:

Girls technique:

or if your neither guy or girl, theres always:

Yep, thats about it. Kasturi is a great tuition centre. The teachers are superb and most of all you'll definately enjoy their lessons. With 5 more days to PMR everything has been going great. I hope the equations above has made your life easier. ^^

The Great Samy Vellu

Malaysia is a great country and its all thanks to our excellent ministers whom spent countless of hours to increase our country's productivity. Among our great ministers, the one whom stands out the most would be Datuk Seri S. Samy Vellu.


Datuk Seri S. Samy Vellu

This guy has been the person behind your increasing toll rates and here are some extra facts about our great 'Menteri Kerja Raya':
1)Samy Velu on pos laju "BESOK KIRIM, HARI INI SAMPAI"
2)The one on TV when in trying to say he was ashamed, he said:`Kemaluan saya besar`
3)On drugs, "Jangan hisap dada"
4) Samy said in a ceramah "Kita akan bina satu jambatan untuk orong-orong kampong disini", one pakcik asked, "Datuk,sini takde sungai,buat apa bina jambatan?" and Samy gloriously replied,"Kalau takde sungai, kita bina sungai!"
5) Samy's favorite quote on national television "Toll naik sikit,manyak marah saya. You ingat semua ini toll saya punya bapa punya kah!"
6) During the water shortage crisis : "semua orang diminta jgn membuang aiyerr..!"
7) During blood donation campaign in Sg Siput: "..marilah kita semua menderma dara.."
8) During the opening speech of various function: "...selamat datang saudara-mara semua.." (actually its "saudara-saudari" )
9) At an opening ceremony: "mempersilakan datin paduka Rafidah Aziz naik ke pentas utk membuka kain"
10) Commenting about his modesty: "sebenarnya, kemaluan saya sangat-sangat besar"

And the best: u know why our N-S Highway concessionaire is named PLUS?
PLUS = Pungut Lebih Untuk Samy

He's a great and very dedicated minister don't you think?

When jokes arent exactly jokes

With 6 more days to PMR, everyone must be feeling the tension. At this times jokes could be a really great stress reliever. But...... when the jokes you make goes out of hands thats adding more stress to your already stress life.

Its like adding a mentos into coke
+ =
Coke + Mentos = Explodes

(stress)+(stress)= Collateral Brain Damage

Yes. Its annoying to hear. "PMR veli easy dun nid study wan" or "PMR oni mah, fail mah fail lor". =.=" . That would be the last things i want to hear when its so close to PMR. I kinda understand if you want to ease the persons feelings. BUT THIS ONLY MAKES THINGS WORST!!!!!

Today wasnt really those usual hectic days where everyone would barge into the data room giving me names of wrong do-ers. Attended my tuition seminar for 'Kemahiran Hidup'. The teacher was great he did loads of indirect jokes/chinese jokes just to enlighten the learning atmosphere of the class and he did a great job at it. This are the teachers i enjoy studying with not like how the maths leason is conducted at school. Maths leason would be our bedtime. Finally to all PMR sitters, this is not the time to be lazy. Wake up lazy bums, PMR is in 6 more days.

Reasons

Theres a reason to everything we do, theres a reason why the universe was created, theres a reason why we breath, there is also a reason why we sit infront of the computer the whole day doing nothing and the reason for me to set up this blog is to:
1)Kill boredom
2)Share my thoughts
3)Something to do during my free time
4) Spare the life of my friends when im bored

Yes. If some of u might know, I get bored really easily and I tend to bug people when I am. In order to spare them during my time of boredom I shall bug the readers of this site. I hope you don't mind me. ^^

Migration

Hi everyone and welcome to my new blog. Yes its very intriguing to say that i hav once again migrated my blog from another site. Due to those lousy blog hosters i hav migrated my blog here and i hope i dun have to switch host anymore.

Why did i change my blog host when its so near to PMR?
So that i could share my thoughts on it and what im going to do during my next whole week and then after. Lastly, for those who are sitting for PMR such as myself, I wish you all good luck and i hope you all are not so 'kancheong' during PMR that your head goes blank and your hands shake until can cause earthquake. Kudos to you all and I hope you enjoy reading here. Until then, Bye~!