Year-End Nightmares

Had to reformat my faithful old laptop due to system file errors. Great, there goes my porn anime & photo stash.

I don't know but maybe it's fate for me to depart with my laptop for the time being as exams are just a few days away. Not to mention that I haven't been studying at all in this particular time frame.

I think I've caught a disease. A very serious disease......

It's called the 'Bookcolepsy' (The condition of falling asleep when you read a book) << click on the link to find out more



If an elephant needs tranquilizers to be put to sleep, yours truly just needs a book.

Studying just isn't my thing if you asked me. God knows how I got straight A's for UPSR and PMR without flipping pages of books and going through mind cracking sessions to suck in this thing called 'knowledge'.

Dammnnn I'm so gonna fail my year-end exam and get killed by my parents.



Even if I ran away from home to escape my death sentence, they'd most probably put up a bounty for my head.



Good bye, cruel world!

Rights To Clean Air

I have been charged and found guilty.








No, not for ISA. I have been found guilty for not blogging.



Got ya, didn't I.

Last year around this month or so, I did a post about a luxurious toilet that was spotted in the new wing of Sunway Pyramid.



Well, ladies and gentlemen. Once again, our dear archaeologist toilet-chaeologist has discovered a rather intriguing state of the art pictures spotted in Sunway Pyramids new wing SECOND floor toilets.

Behold the masterpiece to a new fundamental era of toilets..........



Now if this was deeply etched into each and everyones head. Maybe, just maybe Malaysia would have cleaner toilets. Amen for that.

We have human rights, women rights, animal rights and so on... I wonder if there is such thing as Toilet Rights?

If the human rights logo looks like this.........



Then the toilet rights logo should look something like this..........



Enough about toilet rights. Another thing that caught my attentinon was this...........



I don't know about you, but It sounds wrong.

The Ah Mad Is Mail Case

Recently, our country is in a state of shock, despair and sadness.

All this chaos started from a comment by an UMNO(U Must Not Object) member whom commented on Malaysian Chinese "Squatters" who do not deserve equal rights.



From his comment we certainly know that he hates the chinese to his guts and with the way he acts I think I may have found out the cause of all this madness.



It all started when our dear Ah Mad Is Mail was in his school days.......



later he went back to his mother to complain



and with that he holds a vengeance to the chinese race and sought for revenge.

and now back to when he was "Big" and started this controversy. For that, please refer to KennySia for the story.

The next big thing that hit our local newsapaper today is three "innocent" souls being sentenced to ISA while our dear Ah Mad runs free with a 3 year suspension.

Talk about the abuse of the ISA. One blog about a "sensitive issue", another complained about a mosque and the last one was just doing her job as a reporter. On the other hand, a politician gave a racist comment which could cause another HINDRAF.



Who really deserve to be in ISA, that my friend is obvious.

The next thing you know, Ill be in ISA for posting this.



There's certainly no hope for this country.

Tagging The Tags

If you were to compare my blog with others you would notice that my post are reducing slowly by slowly. Sad to say I got lazy to blog, not to mention when I do have the mood I can't seem to think of the words to type. I was suppose to post about 3 post but unfortunately I can't seem to get the intuition and wisdom to start on it. So much for being Malaysia's top 200 blogger.

So since I haven't updated, I as a blogger must compensate for the lack of post and I decided to take on this tag question by Hui Ee.

Name: Kevin Tey Wen Fei
Age: 16
Birthday: 14th May 1992
Sex: Male.
Blood type: O
Family Members: 4
Personal Picture (optional):



HAVE YOU:

Ever eaten snails: I say no against animal cruelty.

Ever fell off a bed: Don't say fall. Jump off oso got.

Fell in love: Mommy, Daddy I LAP YOU

Got into a fight: Yep. Everyone loves KUNGFU~FIGHTING!


Pissed on your pants: Who hasn't?

Had sex before: Maybe in the future

Flirt with someone: Nope but if I do im sure the person will take a flight someone far and never come back


Broken Someones heart: I told my pet he was adopted. >.<

Hurt someone: That fella when home crying. Mommy~ that guy poke me!

Cummed on your pants/skirt: Nope.

Got Raped: I don't get raped. I rape. XD

Watched porn: I watch myself in the bathroom everyday. XD



ARE YOU:

Having an orgasm: Nope. but im an organism.

Having snails for dinner: Please refer to top.

In love: with my A350

Thinking of the person your in love with: What do you think?

Is the person your in love with a Guy/Girl: Of course girl la..... I tak senget.

Happy with your family: Of course.

Happy with your life: That depends.

A VIRGIN: Not sure.

Good looking: I'll have you to decide on that

Hot: Now that you mention it. It does feel hot around here.

Pervert: Abit abit..Not afraid to admit it!


Did You:

Slapped someone before: Yes

Beat up someone: Yes

Eaten a snail: Why so long winded?

just masturbate: Nope. but im currently in the MASTERBED room. XD

have sex before: Please refer to top

Kiss the guy/girl you love: On my wedding.

WHAT YOU WANNA DO BEFORE YOU DIE: Loads. Too long and too lazee to type.

5 Favourite food: Anything edible except for garlic & onion.

Who you want to be with now: someone/anyone/everyone

Are you fit or healthy: Not Fit nor healthy. But not fat and stinky either.

Are you lonely now: No one in the room now.

Who you can trust your secrets with: I veli open. No secrets one.

Favourite Song: Instrumental

Favourite Drink: Im a 100+ sucking vampire.

Talents: sleeping.

Interests: Badminton, Blogging, Driving, Photography and loads more

iTag: Now comes the fun part. XD
1) Grace
2) Adrissa
3) Safinah
4) Elisa
5) Nicholas

Batman In Real Life

I had a bash attending our school's walkathon yesterday. Some time later in the afternoon I joined a few friends to watch the movie that almost sank the 'Titanic' in the blockbuster industry.



Its been a while since I've last watched Batman. The last time I caught glimpse of this film when I was a mere 5 year old which would go nuts watching superheroes that wears their underwear outside of their pants.


(SPANDERMAN)

Somehow everytime I see this photo.............

It reminds me of this.............



Since Heath Ledger is resting in peace 7 feet under now, maybe the directors of Batman should consider taking my dear friend up there as the next Joker. That would be the biggest joke of the year.

He would do great in playing the role of Joker even in real life.

If that happens, then we would need a hero to saves us from the calamity that he may cause and therefore the person I think suitable for the role of our saviour should be this dude........

But then again, the more I hear the Joker say "Why so serious?" or "Let's put a smile on that face", I can't help shake the feeling that Joker works at Mcdonalds.



Or he could be Ronald Macdonalds long lost brother.



I guess getting arrested by the police must run in the blood of this 2 clowns.

Facts At Work

Yes, yes. I know, I haven't been blogging in this past few weeks due to specific reasons. So to all adventerror readers, I apologize for the inconvenience caused. But hey, what can you say about a depressed man at work.

I've worked my butt out for most organization and for crying out loud I didn't get the slightest bit of appreciation. I get ordered around here, there, everywhere and I ended up no where. Seriously, I had enough, if this is how I get treated for working my ass out then most certainly I wouldn't be putting my heart into my work anymore. Im just gonna laze around and do stuff half-heartedly.



I've learn alot in this past few weeks. Where facts are absolute and dreams are easily shattered. Personally, I've learn alot and to save my ass from not blogging in awhile im gonna post some here.

A sales rep, an administration clerk, and the manager are walking to lunch when they find an antique oil lamp. They rub it and a Genie comes out.

The Genie says, 'I'll give each of you just one wish.''Me first! Me first!' says the admin clerk.'I want to be in the Bahamas, driving a speedboat, without a care in the world.

'Puff! She's gone.

'Me next! Me next!' says the sales rep. 'I want to be in Hawaii , relaxing on the beach with my personal masseuse, an endless supply of Pina Coladas and the love of my life.

'Puff! He's gone.

'OK, you're up,' the Genie says to the manager.

The manager says, 'I want those two back in the office after lunch.'

Moral of the story:Always let your boss have the first say.

An eagle was sitting on a tree resting, doing nothing. small rabbit saw the eagle and asked him, 'Can I also sit like you and do nothing?

'The eagle answered: 'Sure, why not.'So, the rabbit sat on the ground below the eagle and rested. All of a sudden, a fox appeared, jumped on the rabbit and ate it.

Moral of the story:To be sitting and doing nothing, you must be sitting very, very high up.

A turkey was chatting with a bull.'I would love to be able to get to the top of that tree' sighed the turkey, 'but I haven't got the energy.

''Well, why don't you nibble on some of my droppings?' replied the bull. 'They're packed with nutrients.

'The turkey pecked at a lump of dung, and found it actually gave him enough strength to reach the lowest branch of the tree.

The next day, after eating some more dung, he reached the second branch.

Finally after a fourth night, the turkey was proudly perched at the top of the tree.

He was promptly spotted by a farmer, who shot him out of the tree.

Moral of the story:Bull Shit might get you to the top, but it won't keep you there.

Talk Cock King At Its Best

The blogosphere is one of the most competitive places to be in. Being a blogger aint easy, we need daily intake of visitors, just like a drug addict which needs daily intake of drugs. To get this frequent visitors one has to be unique and creative in their own way or else you won't survive long.



Kenny and I do have a similarity, we both love to talk cock and our primary targets are usually low-life politicians that made fools out of themselves out of something so plaintively stupid.



Have it occur to you that anyone that has the name 'Sia' or something that sounds similar to it usually manages to bag in tones of visitors.

Take the new local blogger, brother of Kenny whose name ingeniously so-happen to be Benny'Sia', and also my new talk-cock rival for instance


(Pls spot the original from the wannabe)

Not to mention our Blogging Queen, which name has 'Xia' that sounds similarly to 'Sia' is the biggest HOO-HAA in town. Who knows, maybe this 2 really do have an agenda of their own....



Maybe I should change my name to Kevin Sia, who knows I might be more famous than the original.



Kevin Sia definitely have a better ass-face than the other 2 amateurs.

I wonder, what the other 2 "Sia's" would do after reading this post.

Its either we all become friends due to our common name and we all would have an outing to watch "Starwars Clone Wars" at a local cinema to know each other better



or

Start a "SiaWars Clone Wars" due to our names being the same and to determine which of us is the original



Either that or we would compare who's balls fruit is bigger


Coconut too small


Durian too horny thorny


Nothing beats the gigantic WATERMELON

Disclaimer: No bloggers were harm in the posting. No offence to Kenny, XiaXue and Benny, this was merely a joke. Pls don't sue me, I no money.