Chipmunks on the Loose

Chipmunks, their voice is stuck and its playing like a radio recorder in my head.


(Radio recorder + chipmunks = HELP~!!!!!)

Here are some really great songs chipmunked into something much greater.

Warning! adventerror.blogspot.com and its blogger shall not be held responsible for extreme addiction or severe brain damage. Watch at your own risk.

Kelly Clarkson - Because of you


Rihanna - Umbrella


Chris Daughtry - Home


Its really highly addictive. I love it. For more you can head down to youtube and find chipmunkalex. Not to mention he accepts request. Keep the chipmunks coming.

Im addicted, so addicted that i even tried downloading the software to convert my songs into those off-tune-chipmunk-like vocals.


(Amazing Slow Downer)

Here's the outcome of the songs.



Heck, I even made Keana sound like a chipmunk. >.<

I have a strong feeling that im gonna get killed after she hears this. Let this be a secret between us.

From all the trouble and time wasting that I went through just to get this software. It turns out to be an unregistered version. With the unregistered version of this software I only manage to play a quarter of the song in chipmunk voices. To play the song in full with the chipmunk voice, Ill have to register my software. Thats why the songs above are not complete.

Okla want me to register. Ill register lor.

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But to my dismay, I saw this staring back at me.

( 94.95 USD? WTH??!!!)

$94.95USD???!!! Thats RM332.33(According to my calculator). I don't mind paying a few dollars, but this is outrageous. Call me cheapskate if you may, but RM332.33 is not worth it in my opinion. Add another 67 cents and my RM332.33 would be well spent on 333 plates of nasi lemak. That should be able to last for approximately a year.

Forget it. Ill search somewhere else. If anybody out there knows any software kindly let me know. Thanks a bunch.

Speaking of chipmunks, I heard that Alvin & the chipmunks are hitting the big screen soon.

( Alvin & the chipmunks)

Talk about nostalgia of childhood period. Brings back old memories. Not to mention it's now graphically enhanced, but they kinda look like some retarded low life. Oh well, better not judge a show by its looks. I might consider watching this after christmas, so who's with me? ^^

U-Dong!!!

Udon, a type of thick wheat-based noodle popular in japanese cuisine. Udon is usually served as hot or cold noodle soup in a mildly flavoured broth, in its simplest form as kake udon, served in kakejiru made of dashi, soy sauce, and mirin. It is usually topped with thinly chopped scallions. Other common toppings include tempura, often prawn or kakiage (a type of mixed tempura fritter), or abura age, a type of deep-fried tofu pockets seasoned with sugar, mirin, and soy sauce. A thin slice of kamaboko, a halfmoon-shaped fish cake, is often added. Shichimi and beni shoga can be added to taste.

The flavour of broth and topping vary from region to region. Usually, dark brown broth, made from dark soy sauce is used in eastern Japan, and light brown broth, made from light soy sauce is used in western Japan. This is even noticeable in packaged instant noodles, which are often sold in two different versions for east and west.

-referrence from wikipedia.org-

One day in a japanese restaurant.

Waiter: Hi, welcome to Baka Restaurant. May I take your order sir?

Ah Beng Customer: Ah? Emmm.... Give me green tea and plain U-dong.

Waiter: Err... Im sorry sir, do you meant by a bowl of Udon?

Ah Beng Customer: Ha? Just give me a plain U-dong.

Waiter: Im not meaning to be rude sir but could you please be a bit polite. It isn't nice calling people a dong(stupid).

Ah Beng Customer: Ha? What crap u toking now? I want plain U-dong la.

Waiter: THATS IT!!!! UVE CROSS THE LINE SIR!!! I QUIT!!!!!! EVER SINCE IVE BECAME A WAITER, MY GIRLFRIEND LEFT ME, MY PARENTS LAUGH AT ME AND NOW A CUSTOMER COMES AND CALL ME A DONG. WHY??!!! WHAT DID I DO TO DESERVE THIS??!!!

Ah Beng Customer: Huh? Cross line? Infront there got zebra crossing mah. Why so tulan wan?

After all the commotion the manager comes out.

Manager: Im sorry sir, please excuse my employee's rudeness. I assure you that it wont happen again.

Ah Beng Customer: Har? Why like at one? Why your emplo-ee veli tulan wan. I just ask for plain U-dong.

Manager: Excuse me sir?

Ah Beng Customer: I want plain U-dong.

Manager: Are you moking me sir?

Ah Beng Customer: Huh? Moping? No la I just want plain U-dong oni.

Manager: GET OUT OF MY RESTAURANT BEFORE I CALL THE COPS!!!!

Ah Beng Customer: Har? Why so tulan wan? I just want plain U-dong.

Manager: OUT!!!! WE DON'T SERVE CUSTOMERS LIKE YOU!!!!! GO OR ILL REALLY CALL THE COPS!!!!!

Ah Beng Customer: ok. ok. dun angry. I go, I go.

At the Ah Beng's home

Ah Beng: Next time i neva wan go that restaurant anymore. Everyone so tulan wan. I ask for a plain U-dong oso wan call police. Next time tell everyone that that restaurant full of tulan people then ask them change the name of that restaurant to tulan restaurant.

So from that day onwards, that place has received many criticism. Due to its misinterpretation, they have changed their type of food served and hence the name has been changed to...



and it all started because of.....



Such a bad name for your product. tisk* tisk* tisk*

Grand Prior

Today, I have officially lost my chance of getting this. What is this you may ask. This is the Grand Prior Badge. The highest award a cadet of St. John Ambulance can receive after undergoing some badge collecting.

Some of you might say, 'Highest award? No big deal. Can buy at 'professor' or somthing.
But here's the thing. This badge can not be found in Malaysia. The only place you can get it is in England plus if you manage to attain the Grand Prior, your certificate will be signed by the Queen of England, which means Queen Elizabeth. Further more you will attain bragging right even until you reached the age of 21 or above. Big or small deal now is up to you to decide.

Dammn sad wei, I failed to attend all of the state camp which is the camp where you can take your probadge test in order to achieve the Grand Prior. This year is no different. In order to achieve the Grand Prior one must attain a total of 12 probadges before the age of 21.

Im below 21, why have I lost my chance of getting one of those? Well, you see. You must have at least 4 probadges before you reach the age of 16 and I dont even have one plus im 16 next year. Man how crappy can this get? Maybe I should start getting all emo and slit my wrist or something.

HELL NO!!!! Im still sane ok. Besides, I still have something to chase after. wanna know what it is? look below.

Yep. This is so far my aim. Doubt ill ever get it. If I do, remember to belanja me ya. For those who will be attending state camp this year, have fun. ^^

Symptoms of Holiday Boredom

Its the holiday season, ever felt really bored that you could lose your mind or even do stuff that you've never tried because its the total opposite of your personality? If you had, you might be suffering from 'Holiday Boredom Syndrome'. Here are 10 signs you are suffering from Holiday Boredom syndrome. Remember you saw it first on adventerror.blogspot.com.


1. You sleep like a pig all day, all night no matter the cost for you have nothing better to do. Even if you do wake up, its only to eat/drink/take a piss.

2. You eat and eat knowing you'll gain weight and when the holidays are over you start complaining you're fat

3. You do absolutely nothin except staring at the computer screen the whole day as if there is some girl posing nude for you behind the screen

4. You bug and drive your siblings/parents/grandparents/uncles/aunts up the wall till no end


(Sry Kenny, I couldnt find any other suitable pics)

5. You have pointless conversations online

6. You do maths revision


(Yes I know my maths is bad. Thank you very much)

7. Your phone bill increases drastically


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RM554.71???!!!! ADD ANOTHER 29 CENTS I CAN BUY 555 PLATES OF NASI LEMAK!!!!! MORE WORTH IT.

8. Your poor pet suffers the consequences of your boredom tortures

9. You try every possible game created

Some people really should play this game then to stay indoors glued to the computer screen for more than 24 hours. Get a life you lifeless people. The fresh air will do you good or you might end up like this poor dude below



Poor kid, may his keyboard rest in peace. Someone call the ambulance, I think he needs the intensive care unit(ICU) in a mental problem hospital(MPH). Quickly before he gets even more lifeless.


10. You go crazy for no reason

That kid can really dance despite his size. Man, maybe I should learn how to dance. Might be handy in the future.

I am Kenny

There's practically nothing to do this holidays. Everyday its the same boring routine of waking up early, go bath room, on my laptop, screaming my head of cause streamyx fails, stares at the screen the whole day, etc, etc, etc.

IS THERE NOTHING BETTER TO DO ARR???!!!

While everybody is enjoying they're holidays at U.S, Paris, Rome, Spain, Afghanistan, Madagascar, [insert favourite holiday places here] im stuck at home in front of glass to the world wide web looking at nothin but porn anime.

I doubt I'll be going anywhere this holidays. Seeing my parents giving me this excuse everytime I ask them.

Kevin: Are we going anywhere this holiday?
Parents: Sorry, Were busy this year.
Kevin: Owh.... ok.(Thinks to myself* Wasnt this the same excuse as last year?)

So what I have been really up to this holidays?(and no I don't watch porn). Ive been going around the blogosphere reading as much as I can as well learning and interacting with other bloggers. As a junior blogger, I think I should be learning from the professionals.

So as I was going around the blogosphere, I found this on Kenny's blog. It's a test on which Malaysian blogger you are most likely to be.

Guess who I got on my first try?
*drum rolls* Its none other than our most favourite, most influential, most ingenius, most famous Kuching blogger......
The one, the only........

Kenny sia

Congratulations Kevin, you are...

Kenny Sia of kennysia.com

You have it all, or so you think. Big balls, big bird, big everything. Also a big heart and ever-ready big hug to give out to everybody who needs one. But you didn't know this. You're the one who need a hug the most. So hugs to you!

Which Malaysian Blogger Are You?

I think i better start drinking more coconut water.

(Who shall prevail, Kenny's coconuts or my watermelons?)

Or maybe not.

My Life's a Candle

My life could end anytime soon.

(A hole in the roof)

(Another hole)

As you can see here, my ceiling has been crashing down one by one. God knows when one of them might fall on me. It could be anytime/anywhere in this house.

I was almost struck down by one of it earlier this morning. It was barely an inch away from me. Somehow I manage to avoid the fatal accident which could cause me my life.

Before I reach the other world I would like to thank my parents/friends/aunts/uncle/etc/etc for being with me till the end. Don't be surprised if my blog has not been updated for over 3 months. If that happens u'll know what happened to me and I apologize in advance.

Hilarious UPSR Essay

Heres what i've found in my mail inbox recently.

Page 1

Translation:

My Family
Everyone in this world has a family. Family is keluarga in English. A family consist of a father, a mother, sisters and brothers, grandmother, grandfather, uncle, aunt etc, etc, etc.

Firstly, I would like to tell you that everyone in this world has a family which lives peacefully cause there are no wars among them, but there are some that aren't at peace due to wars among themselves.

I would like to talk about my family. I have a mother and a father but my mother said that she had slept with three other men in a hotel which in that case its proven that im a legitimate child because my blood is different from my father

ROTFLOL

Page 2

Translation:

(continued from 1st page) which is at home now. My father does not care if my mother goes out with another man. My mother on the other hand is not worried if my father does not come home for a month.

My sister and my brother are no longer schooling because they have stopped. My sister is beautiful. She looks just like Marilyn Monroe which had died. She died because she was knocked down by my grandfather's motor car which its enjin has a horse power of 500cc.

My brother is handsome or good looking just like Amitabh Bacan(an indian actor) or Sunjay Dutt(another indian actor). Sometimes he's face changes into Aacapan(he's a fan of indian actors) when he just woke up. When he finishes taking a bath he's face looks like himself. That my brother's specialty

o.O

Page 3

Translation:

Next, im going to talk about my youngest sibling. Eventhough i don't have a younger sibling but I lied to you in saying that I have a younger sibling.

Thats all the story about my happy family but not so happy afterall. Let it be known to you.

-yours sincerely-
Bob (Badan orang besar?)

ROTFLMAO

The poor boy must have endured alot. sniffs* Hope he has better luck in the future.

2 and a half marks? I think he deserves more. Who knows he might be the best comedian in the future. Im looking forward to it though.