Saturday, July 12, 2008

Talk Cock King At Its Best

The blogosphere is one of the most competitive places to be in. Being a blogger aint easy, we need daily intake of visitors, just like a drug addict which needs daily intake of drugs. To get this frequent visitors one has to be unique and creative in their own way or else you won't survive long.



Kenny and I do have a similarity, we both love to talk cock and our primary targets are usually low-life politicians that made fools out of themselves out of something so plaintively stupid.



Have it occur to you that anyone that has the name 'Sia' or something that sounds similar to it usually manages to bag in tones of visitors.

Take the new local blogger, brother of Kenny whose name ingeniously so-happen to be Benny'Sia', and also my new talk-cock rival for instance


(Pls spot the original from the wannabe)

Not to mention our Blogging Queen, which name has 'Xia' that sounds similarly to 'Sia' is the biggest HOO-HAA in town. Who knows, maybe this 2 really do have an agenda of their own....



Maybe I should change my name to Kevin Sia, who knows I might be more famous than the original.



Kevin Sia definitely have a better ass-face than the other 2 amateurs.

I wonder, what the other 2 "Sia's" would do after reading this post.

Its either we all become friends due to our common name and we all would have an outing to watch "Starwars Clone Wars" at a local cinema to know each other better



or

Start a "SiaWars Clone Wars" due to our names being the same and to determine which of us is the original



Either that or we would compare who's balls fruit is bigger


Coconut too small


Durian too horny thorny


Nothing beats the gigantic WATERMELON

Disclaimer: No bloggers were harm in the posting. No offence to Kenny, XiaXue and Benny, this was merely a joke. Pls don't sue me, I no money.

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