Tagging The Tags

If you were to compare my blog with others you would notice that my post are reducing slowly by slowly. Sad to say I got lazy to blog, not to mention when I do have the mood I can't seem to think of the words to type. I was suppose to post about 3 post but unfortunately I can't seem to get the intuition and wisdom to start on it. So much for being Malaysia's top 200 blogger.

So since I haven't updated, I as a blogger must compensate for the lack of post and I decided to take on this tag question by Hui Ee.

Name: Kevin Tey Wen Fei
Age: 16
Birthday: 14th May 1992
Sex: Male.
Blood type: O
Family Members: 4
Personal Picture (optional):



HAVE YOU:

Ever eaten snails: I say no against animal cruelty.

Ever fell off a bed: Don't say fall. Jump off oso got.

Fell in love: Mommy, Daddy I LAP YOU

Got into a fight: Yep. Everyone loves KUNGFU~FIGHTING!


Pissed on your pants: Who hasn't?

Had sex before: Maybe in the future

Flirt with someone: Nope but if I do im sure the person will take a flight someone far and never come back


Broken Someones heart: I told my pet he was adopted. >.<

Hurt someone: That fella when home crying. Mommy~ that guy poke me!

Cummed on your pants/skirt: Nope.

Got Raped: I don't get raped. I rape. XD

Watched porn: I watch myself in the bathroom everyday. XD



ARE YOU:

Having an orgasm: Nope. but im an organism.

Having snails for dinner: Please refer to top.

In love: with my A350

Thinking of the person your in love with: What do you think?

Is the person your in love with a Guy/Girl: Of course girl la..... I tak senget.

Happy with your family: Of course.

Happy with your life: That depends.

A VIRGIN: Not sure.

Good looking: I'll have you to decide on that

Hot: Now that you mention it. It does feel hot around here.

Pervert: Abit abit..Not afraid to admit it!


Did You:

Slapped someone before: Yes

Beat up someone: Yes

Eaten a snail: Why so long winded?

just masturbate: Nope. but im currently in the MASTERBED room. XD

have sex before: Please refer to top

Kiss the guy/girl you love: On my wedding.

WHAT YOU WANNA DO BEFORE YOU DIE: Loads. Too long and too lazee to type.

5 Favourite food: Anything edible except for garlic & onion.

Who you want to be with now: someone/anyone/everyone

Are you fit or healthy: Not Fit nor healthy. But not fat and stinky either.

Are you lonely now: No one in the room now.

Who you can trust your secrets with: I veli open. No secrets one.

Favourite Song: Instrumental

Favourite Drink: Im a 100+ sucking vampire.

Talents: sleeping.

Interests: Badminton, Blogging, Driving, Photography and loads more

iTag: Now comes the fun part. XD
1) Grace
2) Adrissa
3) Safinah
4) Elisa
5) Nicholas

Batman In Real Life

I had a bash attending our school's walkathon yesterday. Some time later in the afternoon I joined a few friends to watch the movie that almost sank the 'Titanic' in the blockbuster industry.



Its been a while since I've last watched Batman. The last time I caught glimpse of this film when I was a mere 5 year old which would go nuts watching superheroes that wears their underwear outside of their pants.


(SPANDERMAN)

Somehow everytime I see this photo.............

It reminds me of this.............



Since Heath Ledger is resting in peace 7 feet under now, maybe the directors of Batman should consider taking my dear friend up there as the next Joker. That would be the biggest joke of the year.

He would do great in playing the role of Joker even in real life.

If that happens, then we would need a hero to saves us from the calamity that he may cause and therefore the person I think suitable for the role of our saviour should be this dude........

But then again, the more I hear the Joker say "Why so serious?" or "Let's put a smile on that face", I can't help shake the feeling that Joker works at Mcdonalds.



Or he could be Ronald Macdonalds long lost brother.



I guess getting arrested by the police must run in the blood of this 2 clowns.

Facts At Work

Yes, yes. I know, I haven't been blogging in this past few weeks due to specific reasons. So to all adventerror readers, I apologize for the inconvenience caused. But hey, what can you say about a depressed man at work.

I've worked my butt out for most organization and for crying out loud I didn't get the slightest bit of appreciation. I get ordered around here, there, everywhere and I ended up no where. Seriously, I had enough, if this is how I get treated for working my ass out then most certainly I wouldn't be putting my heart into my work anymore. Im just gonna laze around and do stuff half-heartedly.



I've learn alot in this past few weeks. Where facts are absolute and dreams are easily shattered. Personally, I've learn alot and to save my ass from not blogging in awhile im gonna post some here.

A sales rep, an administration clerk, and the manager are walking to lunch when they find an antique oil lamp. They rub it and a Genie comes out.

The Genie says, 'I'll give each of you just one wish.''Me first! Me first!' says the admin clerk.'I want to be in the Bahamas, driving a speedboat, without a care in the world.

'Puff! She's gone.

'Me next! Me next!' says the sales rep. 'I want to be in Hawaii , relaxing on the beach with my personal masseuse, an endless supply of Pina Coladas and the love of my life.

'Puff! He's gone.

'OK, you're up,' the Genie says to the manager.

The manager says, 'I want those two back in the office after lunch.'

Moral of the story:Always let your boss have the first say.

An eagle was sitting on a tree resting, doing nothing. small rabbit saw the eagle and asked him, 'Can I also sit like you and do nothing?

'The eagle answered: 'Sure, why not.'So, the rabbit sat on the ground below the eagle and rested. All of a sudden, a fox appeared, jumped on the rabbit and ate it.

Moral of the story:To be sitting and doing nothing, you must be sitting very, very high up.

A turkey was chatting with a bull.'I would love to be able to get to the top of that tree' sighed the turkey, 'but I haven't got the energy.

''Well, why don't you nibble on some of my droppings?' replied the bull. 'They're packed with nutrients.

'The turkey pecked at a lump of dung, and found it actually gave him enough strength to reach the lowest branch of the tree.

The next day, after eating some more dung, he reached the second branch.

Finally after a fourth night, the turkey was proudly perched at the top of the tree.

He was promptly spotted by a farmer, who shot him out of the tree.

Moral of the story:Bull Shit might get you to the top, but it won't keep you there.