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A 17 Year Old Dream

2009-09-22T23:14:00.008+08:00

A baby's first words are the most precious to most parents.

Normally, parents would try to instill they're young ones with words like "call mommy/daddy". Unfortunately for my parents, the first word they ever heard from me was "Go-Car!"

I kid you not! They even recorded it, but unfortunately the tape was long lost.

Usually, parents would teach they're young ones "ABC" or "123" but not my parents. As I vaguely remembered as a kid, they thought me names of cars like "Ferrari", "Lamborghini", "Porsche" and so on.

Not to mention my uncles and aunties would have me sit in the front seat asking me directions to places. I was like their mini living "Google Earth" or a GPS system.

Ask any of my relatives of my ambition when I was small and they'd blatantly tell you I was crazy on becoming a Formula 1 racer but unfortunately the dream died out as I grew older as I know I was too much of a failure and I'd most probably crash and die in the preliminaries.

Time flies and after 17 years of living on this place called earth, I finally obtained........

My "DRIVER'S LICENSE". Though it's only probationary, but who cares. I'm still able to roam the streets as I please in a hot-dammn Vehicle.

As much as I would love to celebrate by driving across town till downtown KL or tour peninsular Malaysia just by driving, I was blinded to the fact that.......

I don't have a car.....

Face Book

2009-09-18T12:56:00.008+08:00

Somehow I've been asked this question many times.....

Anonymous: Hey! Do you have a facebook?

or.......

Annoyingmouse: Why don't you make one?

Yes, over the past few months I've been bombarded with many question like those or similar.

So here's my answer:

No! I don't have a facebook and neither am I going to make one for now or in the near future. I can't even possible find time to blog about 'how I couldn't make time for blogging' what more facebook?

So far the only social network I ever signed-up for an account was friendster.

But it's dead now after 2 years of inactivity.

Based on what other people have been talking about, facebook is the new in-thing, it's fun and who ever doesn't have one is outdated.

Apparently my mom has a facebook.....

So does that mean I'm more outdated then my mom?

Its annoys me that the fact everyone that has facebook will chatter among themselves leaving me dumbfounded like a social outcast.

I felt so annoyed with the constant persuasion and request from my peers. I have finally gave in and made myself one.

So here's my facebook.....

Turn Back Time

2009-09-17T18:05:00.004+08:00

Well I had promise I'll be back after trials, so here I am.

I bet most of you had been dying to know what I have been up to for the past 3 months that I had no time to update. No?

It's time for me to be like Prince of Persia and turn back the sands of time....

So stay tune for the next post.....

Dead Blog

2009-09-15T19:28:00.004+08:00

Dear Dead Bloggie,

I'm sorry for killing you, but I promise I'll make it up to you after my trials. That I promise.

*That somehow did not sound right*

Bottled Up Feelings

2009-08-12T14:58:00.002+08:00

As crazy as it may sound, people do it.

I know it is sometimes hard to express your feelings to someone, especially if that someone is that special person to you. Like in the movies, a guy goes up to a girl trying to confess his love to her but gets so nervous he quits and bottle up his feelings hoping he can eventually one day build up the courage to do so.

No matter, in life there is bound to be times we would hide our feelings either because were shy or we do not want to hurt the other person's feelings and so on. Come on guys, be frank. I'm sure you it at least happened once in your life, especially the MALE population.

Being a guy I know that feeling.

But no matter how desperate you may be.........

No matter how bottled up your feelings may be.......

I hope your not as stupid as to.........

I do not even want to Imagine the pain he is going through.

So the moral of the story is, no matter how bottled up your feelings are, never release it in a bottle.

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Back To The Dawn Age

2009-07-18T20:31:00.002+08:00

Most of you may have presumed I died in a car accident while I was on my 'L' license training. For those who had wished so, that's just too bad for I'm still alive and kicking.

I had always wanted to post about this a long time ago, but unfortunately time did not give me the chance to do so till this very day.

As you all know our dear government reverted the teaching policy for science and maths back into Bahasa Malaysia

I can already imagine what it's going to be like in the near future.......

Foreigner: Pardon me, may I know where you could buy a bottle of jam?

Malaysian: Ah! You mau jam ah? I bawak you pegi.

Foreigner: !@$%%*^@#@*!..........

Our dear Tun Dr. Mahathir fought over it but to no avail.

and it's only a matter of time till our country leader embarrasses us like this dude below....

Who knows, maybe in the next 50 years from now we'll be living in trees instead...

You know.....

2009-07-10T20:04:00.000+08:00

your internet is screwed when........

Tribute to the King of Pop

2009-06-26T21:31:00.002+08:00

Woke early this morning only to be told that the King of Pop has passed away.

At first I could not believe what I was hearing since I just woke up and to confirm that I even slapped my self silly.

Not to mention all that news about Megan Fox being a man was going on, I brushed this one of as just another rumor until I reached school where I found my friend in tears with the loss of his idol.

I'm not an avid fan of Michael Jackson, but I do love his music.

Since this morning, every radio station has been playing nothing but Michael Jackson's songs as a tribute to the King of Pop and yet even as were in this modern age, his songs still sound as great as they were in the 80's & 90's.

Who can ever forget "Beat it"?

or was it "Eat It"?

No matter what it is, we can't deny the fact that not many in this age could sing and dance as well as he did.

Not even this Chinese impersonator......

or even this Indian guy.......

What ever it is, It's a great loss to us. May the King of Pop Rest in Peace.

Most Ridiculous Discount

2009-06-20T20:59:00.004+08:00

I recently heard this on the radio.....

PDRM (Royal Malaysian Police) is offering discounts up to 50% for road offences by motorists from now onwards, through its online partner MyEG. Traffic summonses issued either by post or on-the-spot by the police can be paid online from the comfort of your own home.

I know Malaysia is famous for it's discounts especially the "Year-End-Sale"(YES), but this is ridiculous.

No wonder I saw so many students shouting "YES"

With the fabulous discount, now even the elderly can afford for some hardcore action

My Biggest Secret

2009-06-08T23:24:00.016+08:00

I've been keeping a secret.......

A very large secret infact.....

Truth is, I came from space.

No~! not that space! I came from outer space. A place so vast and wide that none has trully and fully discovered what lies beyond earth.

I came from planet TransForMars

My true identity is......

"NBE 3 Mega Optimus Beta 2.0 Version 1.4.5"

The name is certainly longer than my pen is but it can't be helped. ~~Pun~~ Poon Intended.

I only knew who I really was 2 years ago when I watched this movie called 'Transformers'. I noticed that I had the same abilities as my fellow robots that seek to help the human race from the forces of evil robots.

The real reason why I'm telling the world my true identity now when I could have done it in this past 17 years of my life is because of this......

I got so excited......

I jumped out of my chair and transform into my car mode and went halfway around the neighbourhood

Trust me, It wasn't easy.......

There's only one reason why I can't get enough of transformers and that is because 'I am one'. It's like reuniting with your fellow kind after many many years.

So I hope nuffnang would give me those premier tickets that I oh-so-desire. Though I'm not really interested in the free figurines since I can see my self in the mirror every day.

but if I do get it, I'd be much happier since I can now 'play' with my fellow kind.

Night At The Museum Meets Terminator

2009-06-01T22:10:00.003+08:00

It's the holidays, and what's a holiday if you don't at least go out to catch the latest blockbuster movies on the silver screen. Fortunately for me, I manage to catch the 2 latest hotcakes of the box office back-to-back.

I must say I did enjoy them both. In the midst of my enjoyment watching these 2 movies, I came up with a very quirky idea.

What sort of movie would we get when we mix them both? A pinch of comedy with a heck load of action. That way, we'll get the best of both worlds. Behold, the latest movie to hit the big screen and yet another addition to the Night at the Museum and Terminator series.......

I'm sure they'll mix well, they both have their similarities.

and who wouldn't love to see the adorable monkeys contributing in wreaking havoc to erase the human race.

Not to mention, Ben stiller playing terminator, that would be the joke of the century.

Though I think he'll do a better job than 'Arnold Susah-nak-eja'.

All Hail The Holidays

2009-05-31T21:07:00.001+08:00

As said, exam is over and all hell broke loose. Ever since the first day of holidays, I haven't found some proper time to settle down and relax.

I think I'll start where I left off.

Exams were a blunder. I did study for it, I was confident I could do it, but I doubt my marks will show it. Just when you thought exams sucked, I turned 17 this year on an exam day yet again which makes it twice the sucky. But then again, though it was silent, it was rather a memorable one.

Alot happen since then. Teacher's day came up, we almost kicked the teachers to an all out goal in football, I almost went blind, passed my driver's highway code exam, went partying whole day and night, had LOADS of krispy kreme and the list goes on

Do notice that I didn't mention anything about opening a book. Some student I am, if this goes on I can kiss my SPM goodbye.

In Need Of Motivation!

2009-05-05T22:04:00.004+08:00

Just 30 minutes ago, I promised myself I would head straight to the books and here I am blogging about how pathetically low willed I am.

I can't even spend 2 minutes on the book without going rancid. Exam's near and I haven't even touch a book. There goes my SPM.

Someone just shoot me.

MPH Warehouse Sale

2009-05-01T20:23:00.008+08:00

I'm taking a day off studying since it's labour day. Though a student is not a labourer, but it's a kind of occupation

As a student, our job is to study and to gain knowledge from many sources and therefore that's exactly what I did on labours day. It sucks that students don't really have a day off.

I went down to the MPH warehouse sale at seksyen 13,

There was this book I wanted to get, but to no prevail till this very day. Since it's labours day, why don't I spend some time with books and what better way to get a book than a distributors warehouse sale.

But I came home disappointed. For one, I couldn't find the book I was looking for. Secondly, the books there were in bad condition and thirdly, not all the books are cheap.

The prices fluctuates even though it's the same book with the same coverings. For example, I find The Children of Hurin for RM19.90, later on I see the same book for RM25 and RM57.

At the end of the day the total price of all the books including my sister's was RM284!!! I'm never bringing my sister to a book fair ever again.

The one thing that annoys me very much every time I step into a bookshop is seeing this book gigantically piled and arranged everywhere till it becomes an eyesore.

Everywhere I go, I can't escape from it. It's as if they're stalking me and everytime I lay eyes on it, It feels like my eyes are burning from seeing a hideous womanizer vampire(pun intended). I for one hate this book no matter how many people out there loves it.

Eventhough I didn't find the book I was looking for, I did find an interesting book.

It's about time I take my piano seriously and I found just the book for it. All this year, I've been playing but yet, I still don't know how to read the notes.

Not to mention it comes with a tutorial CD. Just the thing for lazy bums like me who would fall asleep as soon as it becomes a hassle to read.

Hopefully with this, I'll be able to play better and spend less time listening to the song over and over again just to get the tune.

Since I'm in a good mood today,

*Enjoy*

P.S.- Anyone knows where I can get a copy of Inkheart (hardcover)?

Krispe Kreme

2009-04-28T22:50:00.011+08:00

When I heard it finally open its first branch in Malaysia, I just had to go for it. I manage to bug my parents to drive me all the way to Berjaya Times Square just for a doughnut at night.

Upon reaching, I had thought the line would be as long as the Amazon River due to the craze that has been going on about this scrumptious doughnuts first opening branch in Malaysia and since it's the second day of the opening I doubt I'll ever get pass the front door of the shop.

But it turns out, It wasn't so bad. Maybe because everyone has gone back to work since its already way pass office hours

This shop's origin is older than my grandmother and yet I never knew of it's existence until a few years back when I read about people getting so hyped up over this doughnuts that they're willing to ask someone to send it all the way from Melbourne, Australia.

At least that's what I did

On the way to the cashier I had a glimpse of how this hot cakes were being mass produced. There were so many doughnuts that I could feed an entire neighbourhood.

In fact there were so many they had to put them in those tray shelves. If I'm not wrong, there were 20 of those outside of the shop. Now all I need is to hire a lorry and I'll be getting one year supply of doughnuts. How I wish I had this machine, that way I'll be eating doughnuts day in day out.

I bought 2 boxes each containing a dozen doughnuts. 1 box of their original glazed doughnuts and 1 box of assorted doughnuts. I must say they're assorted variety are rather interesting compared to J.Co and Big Apple.

On the way back, I couldn't resist my self to have a bite before I reached home. It was as if the doughnuts were crying out to me "Eat Me, Kevin. Eat ME!!!"

After many, many years of waiting, I finally manage to get a bite of this sinful little sugar puff and I must say, It was worth the wait. It literally melts in your mouth

The only problem is that, It's so sweet it sends a sugar rush up to your head and you'll get so hyper people would think you escaped from a mental hospital.

What makes this doughnut so great is due to its addictive texture. It's firm yet soft on the inside. It's by far the best doughnut I had in 16 years of my life. Big Apple and J.Co's are going to have a tough competition with Krispe Krime around.

Upon reaching home this is whats left of the 2 boxes

I swear it was too good to stop

I'm seriously going to be diagnosed with diabetes at an early age.

S.T.U.D.Y

2009-04-20T23:27:00.000+08:00

Ever had this feeling when you will yourself to study every single night while saying to yourself "I MUST study tonight, It's now or never" with the enthusiasm to gain more knowledge at the same time having the fear to fail SPM and in the end you just.........

It's frustrating to the very core. Not to mention every time this happens, I'll wake up the next day looking like a panda

Literally....

I have to admit studying isn't my thing, but I still have to despite hating it. It is for my future and not to mention SPM is just in a few more months and I haven't even manage to understand why in the world 1+1=10 in modern maths chapter 1.

Even if I do manage to not fall asleep, every time I'm on the book, random thoughts such as "what's for supper" or "Dammn, Bleach ep?? is awesome" and many more will be flowing into my head instead of what ever there is in the book im reading.

or maybe I'm just suffering from Sudden Tiredness Under Depressing Youth. At this rate, I'll never be able to study.

AdventError Goes Emo

2009-04-15T16:30:00.000+08:00

Since most of the blogs I visit is posting about how their life sucks or how sad their life is turning out, I thought I might give it a try to express myself out here as well.

It's been one hectic week where my emotions are getting mixed up so badly it feels like I'm in a cake mixing machine that runs nonstop. I've had many hopes shattered, many mixed emotions, many heartaches, many tears shed, many unwanted things happened and to top it all up ~~my girlfriend of 5 years just dumped me in the local sewage and I'm being drifted away to the place where sh*t accumulates.~~

It's so absofreakinglutely depressing that I'd jump of KLCC without hesitations right this instant to end this misery. It's just one problem after another and nothing has been going right for this past whole month. Truth be told I'm afraid to wake up every morning for I know it's going to be another miserable day.

Sometimes it's the people around me, sometimes it's just me. It's just ironic that the people that hurts you intentionally or unintentionally are the ones you call friends. Just because I may seem emotionless to some of you doesn't mean that I don't have feelings. Apart from that, I don't remember friend's are meant to be used and thrown away like some tool.

I'm well aware that life has it ups and downs, but apparently I've only faced a steep down with no sight of an up. If there were a graph depicting this, It would look like this

*Sigh* Life sucks.

Sinful Drinks

2009-04-10T22:00:00.003+08:00

During the Good Friday service.....

Pastor: Confess your sins and they shall be no more on this holy day.

Random Guy: I've drank sinful drinks bought at the local supermarket.

Pastor: What kind of sinful drinks?

Random Guy: I'm not very sure, but I do have a picture of it.

I wonder if anyone felt sinful after drinking those. Not to mention they're being sold for 'harga spesial'.

Man, I should really cut down on my daily dosage of carbonated drinks as they are now deem sinful or I'm going to burn in hell. There goes my 2 bottles of 'seratus tambah' a day.

Encore

2009-04-03T15:30:00.004+08:00

Due to great feedbacks from you readers, I welcome back our favourite Korean Boy whom brought you 'Tarts My Body' for an encore.

This time, he attempts Mariah's We Belong Together

I have nothing more to say.... He really does belong together with *cough*William*cough*Hung*

I'm not paying him a single cent.

Quiting Blogging

2009-04-01T00:25:00.001+08:00

After much thinking and consideration, I have finally decided that I should quit blogging for the rest of my life. There's no point in continuing this almost half dead blog anyways.

With my busy form 5 schedule, I have absolutely no time to update this good for nothing blog and in turn this blog is turning into a ghost town with so little responds from my readers. As my readers said, this blog is nothing but crap and that I should be sued. Therefore, I see no means of blogging anymore.

I guess I've already lost the joy of blogging. The blogosphere has already turned into a mass community with loads of competition and high expectations. I've already started to treat blogging as a duty that must be fulfilled for the entertainment of my readers and not of my own personal interests. This my friend is stressful and non-beneficial.

Now that I am in form 5, I guess I should focus on my studies than to do unconventional things like blogging and with that I hope my grades do improve after I quit as the thought of coming up with new post that attracts readers is not interfering with my studies anymore. Afterall I am taking my SPM this year.

Living up to everyone's expectations is a tough thing to do. Sometimes you'd have to go over the limit and get yourself into trouble just for some reader to say "Hey, thats cool!". But is it really ok, to get yourself into trouble just for the sake of a measly comment of approval which aint very much?

Not to mention that I have to watch my words very carefully so as to not indirectly insult or annoy anyone by any means. Offending someone could get you into really, really deep shit if you mess with the wrong person and I'm not sure if I can bear the consequences as a minor. One wrong word and *poof* goes my future in an instant.

As I was saying, I used to enjoy blogging. But those were the days. It's starting to feel more of a routine than a hobby to me. I'm better off spending my time with friends and family members and ammend those times that I bothered them just to settle a post. I'm really sorry for the times that I bugged you to view my crappy post.

It's been 2 years since I've started blogging and now is the time I make a decision to officially quit blogging FOREVER. It's a hard decision, but it's for the better cause.

With all those said and done, I really can't commit to blogging anymore. It has been too much of a hassle to keep up. Therefore I would like to apologize and thank those whom really supported me through thick and thin.

*Due to scripting error, please scroll down to read the last paragraph. I apologize for the inconvenience*

I hope you did enjoy my blog eventhough it has only been 2 years. To those who didn't rest assured you won't see another post here.

Do me a favour by checking your calendar and stay tune to the site for further posts to ensure that you didn't get April Fooled

In Support of Earth Hour

2009-03-28T20:30:00.000+08:00

Im sure most of you are familiar with this poster already

So without further ellaboration, please do support this cause in making the world a better place. Its just one hour out of your precious time to show how much you so loved this world and if you don't there's always other alternatives.

Personally, I think that this one hour of darkness is a great way to show that the people on this earth still care about the place they're living in though we have polluted this earth so relentlessly each day of our life. Im sure most of us wouldn't want this to happen in the near future.....

I hate it when it comes to voting, especially if I have to vote for some havoc-causing-chicken to run this country which in turn makes us the citizens headless chickens.

but, I would gladly oblige to vote for this great cause

Though there are loads of unevitable chaos stern in our country, let us just throw all this emotion ranging from hate to despice towards any Malaysians of any race and religion and unite as one as a citizen of Malaysia.

Show the world that we Malaysians are more than who they think we are and the power of our unity despite being a multi-racial country just by a simple act of switching off your lights.

So tonight just turn off your lights better yet your whole power box

Hey! wait a minute, that mea

Failed Attempt At Shopping

2009-03-18T01:05:00.006+08:00

As part of the 'Creativity Department' for the Divisional Cadet Camp 2009, I was required to get souvenirs for the V.I.P and gifts for the best group, best participant and best leader.

Here's why you shouldn't put 2 boys to go shopping for gifts and souvenirs.

Photoframe with the word "Thank you for attending the clossing ceremony of our ~~awesome~~ camp for the V.I.Ps from the RM 5 shop.

A compass that cost RM 15 for the best leader

A hat each for the best male and female camper that cost RM 5 at Hinode Shop

and finally.........

A mug for every member of the best group that cost RM 0.90 each from Malaysia's so called low price leader, Giant.

All this was bought no less than an hour at Kelana Giant Mall because we couldn't think of better stuffs to get for them.

Sadly, all the gifts were rejected. The next time I do this, I'm bringing a girl along, better yet just let them do the shopping.

On second thought....... Maybe not.

Don't Touch Me

2009-02-20T23:02:00.003+08:00

Remember a year ago i posted about a miraculous singer that sang one of mariah's greatest hits "awesomely"?

This time its a korean boy up for the challenge. Who is the better singer or more of who is the better laughing stock. It's up to you to decide.

One thing's for sure I wouldn't want to ~~tut~~ touch that body.

In Support of Kenny Going Bald

2009-02-10T13:23:00.001+08:00

When has it been the last time you did a good deed? Im sure most of you are compasionate enough to hear the pleas of those who are more unfortunate than we are. Would you not give a helping hand to those who need it the most?

As you know our famous Kuching blogger is running a "Go Bald" campaign to raise funds for the the Sarawak Children’s Cancer Society.

and with that, Im giving my full support to the campaign not just because I want to see Kenny go bald but to also see the smiles of those unfortunate children.

As it stands now, its only about 60% and only 5 days more before the target is achieved.

I've done my part, how about you?

Would you not want to see the cheerfully lit up face of those children whom have been suffering? Im sure there's still an ounce of sympathy in you.

Not to mention you'll also get to see our Favourite Blogger transform from this.....

to this......

Most importantly, loads of glistening smiles to brighten up your day.....

There's still 3 more days to go to reach the target of RM50,000. So just hold back your cravings for a cigarette puff or a jug of liqour and since im appealing to the younger ones, just use the computer at home rather than paying for the usage of cyber cafe. That money would be well used to change someones life. Every sen counts ~~in making Kenny Bald~~. You can make a difference.;)

Can you spare a ringgit?
Please click here to contribute towards Kenny's Botak Fund. It’s for a good cause. :)

Don't Mess With ME

2009-01-15T10:29:00.002+08:00

Does it hurt your eyes to see some one spamming your chat box?

WingYew: spam spam spam spam spam

WingYew:spam

WingYew:spam

WingYew:spam spam

ÆRûñë™©: Advent: =.="

WingYew:spam spam spam

WingYew:spam spam

WingYew:spm

WingYew:WOOPS. SPM BAHAHAHAHA

ÆRûñë™©: Advent: =.="

Annoying isn't it.

Spamming is still toleratable, but the one thing i hate about people on online conversation is this......
(no dialogue was modified in any way)

muthusammy: DEIIIIIIIIIII~!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ÆRûñë™©: Advent: o.O

muthusammy: dei~

ÆRûñë™©: Advent: ...........................

muthusammy: WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?!TALK TO ME IN A PROPER WAY YOU LAZY SHIT. its me lah..

ÆRûñë™©: Advent: 1st of 1st, who the hell are u and my name is not dei u stupid bugger

muthusammy: im your mother

ÆRûñë™©: Advent: and u expect me to believe that?

muthusammy: uh. yeah?!go do your homeworkchpater 16 until tuesday u know

ÆRûñë™©: Advent: ahah. well mom. apparently u have ur own work to do so go fiddle dee urs b4 u come up to mine during a school holiday

muthusammy: seems my child is stupid as a fucking hindu. u got tution u little bastard

ÆRûñë™©: Advent: right... u never sent me to tuition. have u lost ur mind?

muthusammy: grandma is coming over tonite. clean the toilet bitch

ÆRûñë™©: Advent:im living with grandma u idiot

muthusammy: ya, even if she lives with u. she still is coming over rite.?idiot kid...tooo mmuch computer

ÆRûñë™©: Advent: speak for urself

muthusammy: i do the dishes what...

ÆRûñë™©: Advent: too much computer till u have to impersonate other ppl.what kind of shit is that?

muthusammy: hey boy boy! listen to me

ÆRûñë™©: Advent: NO! U LISTEN TO ME

muthusammy: how was the wantun mee i bought yesterday?

ÆRûñë™©: Advent: IF U HAVE NOTHING BETTER TO DO PLS GO FIND SOME OTHER PPL WHO ARE WILLING TO PUT UP TO UR SHIT

muthusammy: nice ah? cause i bought from another shopmr. keo no open lah. so i walk to apang.

muthusammy: boy boy..pls lah..im your mother. no such language to me u fuckface

ÆRûñë™©: Advent: my mother is beside me reading this u idiot=.="

muthusammy: wanna see my dick?

ÆRûñë™©: Advent: i dun think i wanna c such a short KL tower

muthusammy: is yer mum hot?

ÆRûñë™©: Advent: sorry taken

muthusammy: yer mum so cheap, of course taken so easily

ÆRûñë™©: Advent: if mom weren't taken i wouldn't be here now will I. go back to school dimwit

muthusammy: no.this new year i wanna start new family with your mum

ÆRûñë™©: Advent: its ok. i wouldn't want an idiot as my step father

muthusammy: i love yer father man

(10:01 AM) muthusammy has been blocked

I have no idea who this idiot is. Somehow he manage to get my email add and started this atrocious conversation. One things for sure, this fella must have not had a life and started screwing around with others.

I sometimes see him spamming my cbox as well.

P.S: You know who you are and if you are reading this, GO GET A LIFE!

The Main Cause of Global Warming

2009-01-10T20:21:00.005+08:00

Had troubles with my internet during the whole month of January. Therefore I'll be posting all that I wrote in January a post at a time. Sry for the inconvenience but please go shoot streamyx for me.

Malaysia, a land known for its humidity and bright hot sunny weathers which can heat up your food just like a microwave oven by placing it at your garden.

The weather this few days is unbearable, therefore I took a retreat to the nearest shopping centre just to leach off their free air-condition.

So as I was strolling at "Malaysia's Lowest Price" store,

I found a very absurd book

So much for saving "Planet Earth". I wonder which genius came up with the idea of saving earth by cutting down more trees for their personal profit by being a "good citizen".

Now I ask you back the very same question.....

*"What I've Done" by Linkin Park starts playing at the background*

Good Riddens 2008

2009-01-01T02:30:00.001+08:00

Astalavista 2008. You have been one crappy year.

Thank you for one year of pain, dilemmas, confusion, loneliness and depression. Never have I felt a year so bad it kicks you right where it hurts. Not to mention one of the dullest moments in my life on those great occasions where I would be so jolly I'd put santa to shame.

Thank you too for scaring my life with a nightmare I'd probably never be able to erase and a one that comes back to haunt you every now and then.

Reviewing my past years resolution would be the same as receiving my exam slip.

1. Study, study, study and study. Must continue getting good grades. (FAILED)
2. Start wearing short pants out more often (PASS)
3. Get promoted in St. johns (EPIC FAIL)
4. Get to the top 6 of the prefects board (EPIC FAIL)
5. Get taller (FAIL)
6. Put on at least another 5 kg (PASS)
7. Be more patient with my rascal little sister (I might break this one) (DRASTIC FAIL)
8. Blog more (FAIL)
9. Get a girlfriend (This might not be achievable) (FAILED SO BAD I'D CRY)
10. Stay alive (PASS)

with all that fails, I guess I must make up for it this year. So for this years resolution, I want to:

1. Study hard for SPM and get straight A's
2. Do my best In what ever I do
3. Enjoy my last year in school
4. Grow taller
5. Be able to accomplish what ever I want
6. To be able to confess
7. Change myself
8. Be happier

With that said, lets just hope I'll be able to fulfill it this time.

Although the year has been bad. There were fickle times where I was the most happy. Therefore, before the break of dawn of the new year I would like to say:

To all my true friends who stood by and supported me especially when I needed you the most, thank you.

To all my aquitances that left me an auspicious memory, I trully appreciate it.

To all the people in my life whose feelings I may have hurt, whose expectations I may not have lived up to, whose promises I may have broken, I am truly very sorry.

To my haters, go jump off a cliff.

Happy New Year.

Malaysian Santa Clause.

2008-12-26T19:07:00.009+08:00

Ho, Ho, Ho.... Merry Belated Christmas. Santa has gone missing and his little elves has shrunk twice the size they have been, making them unspottable anymore.

Once again no presents for me on this jolly day, not because I was bad all year but because Santa had financial problems due to the world economy crisis, thus no presents for me this year and most probably the next and so on as well.

But Santa did drop by. I assure you I did see him, not in his red suit and sleigh. I guess Santa ran out of the Christmas Spirit like most of us. He was spotted in a van with this logo.

Since Malaysia has no chimney, Santa just hanged this balloon on every gate in the neighbourhood.

He also left a christmas card for us.

Well, I certainly did not enjoy this Christmas. Christmas just came and went like every other normal day. Sad to say it was the dullest Christmas I have ever experienced in this past 16 years of my life. There were no christmas tree, no christmas carols, no christmas decorations, no turkey and not even santa clause. Gone were the days where you could feel the Christmas spirit when this special occasion was coming closer.

I used to look forward to this special occasion every year since I was a teeny-weeny kiddo who would jump to delight at a christmas tree and disturbing the 'fat man' better known as Santa Clause. Not to forget the turkey we always had for dinner on this very day, and now I can forget about having turkey on christmas with the drastic price hike.

Christmas Isn't what It used to be anymore.

Dear Santa,

2008-12-25T01:23:00.002+08:00

I've been good all year. So good that I saved many teenagers from their angry parents after an exam, as well as bringing the toilet rights to light which saved many innocent local and non-local toilet visitors.

not to mention the advertising help I offered eccentric shops

Last but not least, the support I gave to our fellow politicians through thick and thin. *vomits*

and all I'm asking for this Christmas is.....

a Sony PSP

an Xbox 360

a new lens for my camera

a new Tv for my room

a Nike Air Max

a keyboard

no not that keyboard, this keyboard.

P1 W1max (You know why I want this, Dad. *Grim Smile*)

and most of all......

My Driving license

Not forgetting the car.

P.S. Is it just me or is Christmas getting duller and duller as the years goes by?

P.P.S. If the above is too much for you to handle. A cheque with RM3 million will do.

Your "GoodBoy",
Kevin Tey

*Merry Christmas To Everyone*

International Cadet Camp

2008-12-21T11:57:00.016+08:00

I have never been more excited on going to a camp especially one that invites other foreign countries to participate. As part of St. John Ambulance Malaysia's Sentinel celebration, SJAM-Selangor hosted the International Cadet Camp in commemoration of St. Johns being 100 years old in Malaysia. I simply couldn't resist this offer, what more when there's foreign chicks coming down. This could be the end of my single life.

The foreign countries that took part were....

our beloved neighbouring country - Singapore

The country of beautiful scenery - New Zealand

The country where I thought King Kong came from(No offense to hongkies) - Hong Kong

A country I've never heard of - Zambia

Last but not least - Sri Langka.

and most of the other states and areas around Malaysia.

To my dismay, the British did not come and I was eagerly looking forward to get a british friend.

Well better luck next time.

But I did not go home in regret of not making foreign friends

Meet Laura Mae. She's gonna be my tour guide when I visit New Zealand.

I would like to take this opportunity to thank my fellow team mates for being there for me and thanks for the great memories. It shall stay with me for a very long time, that I assure you.

Hop To The Top Grasshoppers!

When Numbers Are Not Maths

2008-12-10T01:02:00.000+08:00

Ever wanted to confess to your loved one but never really knew how? Ever thought that your not the slightest bit romantic? Well my friend, You've come to the right place.

Now my fellow geeks and nerd who love numbers unlike myself, embark yourself on a poem like never before.

Square Root Of Three

I fear that I will always be
A lonely number like root three
A three is all that’s good and right
Why must my three keep out of sight
Beneath a vicious square root sign?

I wish instead I were a nine
For nine could thwart this evil trick
With just some quick arithmetic

I know I will never see the sun
As 1.7321
Such is my reality
A sad irrationality
When hark, just what is this I see?

Another square root of a three
Has quietly come waltzing by
Together now we multiply
To form a number we prefer
Rejoicing as an integer

We break free from our mortal bonds
And with a wave of magic wands
Our square root signs become unglued
And love for me has been renewed

Poem extracted from Harold & Kumar - Escape from Guantanamo Bay.

Now recite it to your love ones and see as their face lights up to the joy of....

laughter.

Misunderstanding Epic Advertisements

2008-12-08T21:08:00.005+08:00

What would be the first thing that comes to your mind when you see this......

The sign reads: IS THAT YOU? -If it's NOT. ASK US for a Solution.-

Now just imagine this scene....

Guy Customer: Eh! that advertisement outside yourshop arrhh... Don't look at me leh. How arrr?

Shop owner: Easy oni we'll ~~cut your balls~~ castrate you and give you that lady's look with plastic surgery.

Girl Customer: Hey! Your advertisement right, the lady don't look let me. What's your solution?

Shop Owner: Of course don't look like you lar. You so ugly. but don't worry with our super plastic surgery you'll look exactly like that lady.

Girl and Guy customer: : *****!@#$%You lar!

I don't know about you, but what that sign is conveying to me is: If you are not this lady, ask us to help you become one/If you are a guy we'll be happy to ~~cut your balls~~ castrate you and for the girls you are all hideous compared to the photo.

Advertisement this days......

Absence of Post

2008-11-30T22:02:00.004+08:00

Im back after a long while. Lets see, what excuse should I give this time?

"I was busy",

Used it before haven't I. What about.......

"I was out?"

Lame excuse eh? Fine then, I'll tell you about it tomorrow.

So lets say I make up for my lack of posting with a tag by Nick.

Rules & Regulations.
-Do not copy the answers.
-The tag questions must be 100% same.
-Tag people after doing the tag.
-~~No tagging back~~.

A. Tag

1* Adrissa
2* Chee Loong
3* Jusryn
4* Grace Lim
5* Safinah
6* Shazrizal
7* Hui Ee
8* Wing Hoh
9* Elisa
10* Nicholas(Dunno who to put already)

How do you know 1?
- Long story... Met in form 2 when she was form 1. My junior.

What would you do if you never met 2?
- Emmmm....... no one to teman me for undang next month. XD

What would you do if 3 &4 dated you?
- I'd die. Literally.

Would 5 &6 make a good couple?
- Hahaha..... No comment.......

Do you think 7 is attractive?
- Emmm.... I dare not comment. Chee Loong said she's a guy in disguise. I don't find guys attractive. XD

Do you know anything about 8's family?
- One word.... Strict.

Tell me something about 9.
- My senior. =)

What language does 2 speak?
- English, Manglish, Corrupted Chinese, Gibberish, flirters language and syiok sendiri language.

Who is 3 going out with?
- God knows. Ask her.

How old is 4?
- sweet sixteen. =)

Who is 6 favourite singer?
- No eye deer.

Would you date 7?
- Hahaha...... If I do, her boyfriend will make minced meat out of me.

10 single?
- The day he's single is the day he's not Nick.

What is 9's last name?
- Tan Lee Yan. XD

Would you consider being in a relationship with 1?
- No.6 will come look for me if I do so.

Which school does 2 go to?
- Sultan Abdul Samad then transferred to SMK Sri Permata

What do you like about 3?
- Can I pass on this one? I'd most probably get killed if I continue.

---------------------kertas soalan tamat----------------------------

Well, since it's the holiday season, one cannot just rott to death at home. So this is what I've been up to this past few weeks......

Photoshopping

and photo snapping with my Alpha 350

TMnut Screamyx

2008-11-02T22:45:00.000+08:00

Before I get my head chopped off by some angry readers for my lack of post again, I would like to clarify that I had no proper internet connection for the past whole month.

Doesn't it frustrates you when you see this popping up on your screen?

As usual streamyx is being a pain in the ass this pass whole month. So pain it puts constipation to shame on the account of injury.

I don't know how many times I have been ranting on this issue but im doing this again because of the frustrations I get from this blundering internet connection.

Sooner or later I'm going to get high blood pressure from all this Madness...

So now we know why Malaysia has a drastic increase in the rate of people getting high blood pressure and it's all thanks to our No.1 broadband in Malaysia.

and the only reason I'm still paying for their services is because its the only darn internet that Malaysia has at a low price. So this is what you call, you pay for what you get....

Malaysia..... Bila you nak maju?

Year-End Nightmares

2008-10-10T21:21:00.008+08:00

Had to reformat my faithful old laptop due to system file errors. Great, there goes my ~~porn~~ anime & photo stash.

I don't know but maybe it's fate for me to depart with my laptop for the time being as exams are just a few days away. Not to mention that I haven't been studying at all in this particular time frame.

I think I've caught a disease. A very serious disease......

It's called the 'Bookcolepsy' (The condition of falling asleep when you read a book) << click on the link to find out more

If an elephant needs tranquilizers to be put to sleep, yours truly just needs a book.

Studying just isn't my thing if you asked me. God knows how I got straight A's for UPSR and PMR without flipping pages of books and going through mind cracking sessions to suck in this thing called 'knowledge'.

Dammnnn I'm so gonna fail my year-end exam and get killed by my parents.

Even if I ran away from home to escape my death sentence, they'd most probably put up a bounty for my head.

Good bye, cruel world!

Rights To Clean Air

2008-10-06T19:45:00.014+08:00

I have been charged and found guilty.

No, not for ISA. I have been found guilty for not blogging.

Got ya, didn't I.

Last year around this month or so, I did a post about a luxurious toilet that was spotted in the new wing of Sunway Pyramid.

Well, ladies and gentlemen. Once again, our dear ~~archaeologist~~ toilet-chaeologist has discovered a rather intriguing state of the art pictures spotted in Sunway Pyramids new wing SECOND floor toilets.

Behold the masterpiece to a new fundamental era of toilets..........

Now if this was deeply etched into each and everyones head. Maybe, just maybe Malaysia would have cleaner toilets. Amen for that.

We have human rights, women rights, animal rights and so on... I wonder if there is such thing as Toilet Rights?

If the human rights logo looks like this.........

Then the toilet rights logo should look something like this..........

Enough about toilet rights. Another thing that caught my attentinon was this...........

I don't know about you, but It sounds wrong.

The Ah Mad Is Mail Case

2008-09-13T12:22:00.002+08:00

Recently, our country is in a state of shock, despair and sadness.

All this chaos started from a comment by an UMNO(U Must Not Object) member whom commented on Malaysian Chinese "Squatters" who do not deserve equal rights.

From his comment we certainly know that he hates the chinese to his guts and with the way he acts I think I may have found out the cause of all this madness.

It all started when our dear Ah Mad Is Mail was in his school days.......

later he went back to his mother to complain

and with that he holds a vengeance to the chinese race and sought for revenge.

and now back to when he was "Big" and started this controversy. For that, please refer to KennySia for the story.

The next big thing that hit our local newsapaper today is three "innocent" souls being sentenced to ISA while our dear Ah Mad runs free with a 3 year suspension.

Talk about the abuse of the ISA. One blog about a "sensitive issue", another complained about a mosque and the last one was just doing her job as a reporter. On the other hand, a politician gave a racist comment which could cause another HINDRAF.

Who really deserve to be in ISA, that my friend is obvious.

The next thing you know, Ill be in ISA for posting this.

There's certainly no hope for this country.

Tagging The Tags

2008-08-25T19:37:00.013+08:00

If you were to compare my blog with others you would notice that my post are reducing slowly by slowly. Sad to say I got lazy to blog, not to mention when I do have the mood I can't seem to think of the words to type. I was suppose to post about 3 post but unfortunately I can't seem to get the intuition and wisdom to start on it. So much for being Malaysia's top 200 blogger.

So since I haven't updated, I as a blogger must compensate for the lack of post and I decided to take on this tag question by Hui Ee.

Name: Kevin Tey Wen Fei
Age: 16
Birthday: 14th May 1992
Sex: Male.
Blood type: O
Family Members: 4
Personal Picture (optional):

HAVE YOU:

Ever eaten snails: I say no against animal cruelty.

Ever fell off a bed: Don't say fall. Jump off oso got.

Fell in love: Mommy, Daddy I LAP YOU

Got into a fight: Yep. Everyone loves KUNGFU~FIGHTING!

Pissed on your pants: Who hasn't?

Had sex before: Maybe in the future

Flirt with someone: Nope but if I do im sure the person will take a flight someone far and never come back

Broken Someones heart: I told my pet he was adopted. >.<

Hurt someone: That fella when home crying. Mommy~ that guy poke me!

Cummed on your pants/skirt: Nope.

Got Raped: I don't get raped. I rape. XD

Watched porn: I watch myself in the bathroom everyday. XD

ARE YOU:

Having an orgasm: Nope. but im an organism.

Having snails for dinner: Please refer to top.

In love: with my A350

Thinking of the person your in love with: What do you think?

Is the person your in love with a Guy/Girl: Of course girl la..... I tak senget.

Happy with your family: Of course.

Happy with your life: That depends.

A VIRGIN: Not sure.

Good looking: I'll have you to decide on that

Hot: Now that you mention it. It does feel hot around here.

Pervert: Abit abit..Not afraid to admit it!

Did You:

Slapped someone before: Yes

Beat up someone: Yes

Eaten a snail: Why so long winded?

just masturbate: Nope. but im currently in the MASTERBED room. XD

have sex before: Please refer to top

Kiss the guy/girl you love: On my wedding.

WHAT YOU WANNA DO BEFORE YOU DIE: Loads. Too long and too lazee to type.

5 Favourite food: Anything edible except for garlic & onion.

Who you want to be with now: someone/anyone/everyone

Are you fit or healthy: Not Fit nor healthy. But not fat and stinky either.

Are you lonely now: No one in the room now.

Who you can trust your secrets with: I veli open. No secrets one.

Favourite Song: Instrumental

Favourite Drink: Im a 100+ sucking vampire.

Talents: sleeping.

Interests: Badminton, Blogging, Driving, Photography and loads more

iTag: Now comes the fun part. XD
1) Grace
2) Adrissa
3) Safinah
4) Elisa
5) Nicholas

Batman In Real Life

2008-08-10T15:15:00.011+08:00

I had a bash attending our school's walkathon yesterday. Some time later in the afternoon I joined a few friends to watch the movie that almost sank the 'Titanic' in the blockbuster industry.

Its been a while since I've last watched Batman. The last time I caught glimpse of this film when I was a mere 5 year old which would go nuts watching superheroes that wears their underwear outside of their pants.

(SPANDERMAN)

Somehow everytime I see this photo.............

It reminds me of this.............

Since Heath Ledger is resting in peace 7 feet under now, maybe the directors of Batman should consider taking my dear friend up there as the next Joker. That would be the biggest joke of the year.

He would do great in playing the role of Joker even in real life.

If that happens, then we would need a hero to saves us from the calamity that he may cause and therefore the person I think suitable for the role of our saviour should be this dude........

But then again, the more I hear the Joker say "Why so serious?" or "Let's put a smile on that face", I can't help shake the feeling that Joker works at Mcdonalds.

Or he could be Ronald Macdonalds long lost brother.

I guess getting arrested by the police must run in the blood of this 2 clowns.

Facts At Work

2008-08-08T20:08:00.010+08:00

Yes, yes. I know, I haven't been blogging in this past few weeks due to specific reasons. So to all adventerror readers, I apologize for the inconvenience caused. But hey, what can you say about a depressed man at work.

I've worked my butt out for most organization and for crying out loud I didn't get the slightest bit of appreciation. I get ordered around here, there, everywhere and I ended up no where. Seriously, I had enough, if this is how I get treated for working my ass out then most certainly I wouldn't be putting my heart into my work anymore. Im just gonna laze around and do stuff half-heartedly.

I've learn alot in this past few weeks. Where facts are absolute and dreams are easily shattered. Personally, I've learn alot and to save my ass from not blogging in awhile im gonna post some here.

A sales rep, an administration clerk, and the manager are walking to lunch when they find an antique oil lamp. They rub it and a Genie comes out.

The Genie says, 'I'll give each of you just one wish.''Me first! Me first!' says the admin clerk.'I want to be in the Bahamas, driving a speedboat, without a care in the world.

'Puff! She's gone.

'Me next! Me next!' says the sales rep. 'I want to be in Hawaii , relaxing on the beach with my personal masseuse, an endless supply of Pina Coladas and the love of my life.

'Puff! He's gone.

'OK, you're up,' the Genie says to the manager.

The manager says, 'I want those two back in the office after lunch.'

Moral of the story:Always let your boss have the first say.

An eagle was sitting on a tree resting, doing nothing. small rabbit saw the eagle and asked him, 'Can I also sit like you and do nothing?

'The eagle answered: 'Sure, why not.'So, the rabbit sat on the ground below the eagle and rested. All of a sudden, a fox appeared, jumped on the rabbit and ate it.

Moral of the story:To be sitting and doing nothing, you must be sitting very, very high up.

A turkey was chatting with a bull.'I would love to be able to get to the top of that tree' sighed the turkey, 'but I haven't got the energy.

''Well, why don't you nibble on some of my droppings?' replied the bull. 'They're packed with nutrients.

'The turkey pecked at a lump of dung, and found it actually gave him enough strength to reach the lowest branch of the tree.

The next day, after eating some more dung, he reached the second branch.

Finally after a fourth night, the turkey was proudly perched at the top of the tree.

He was promptly spotted by a farmer, who shot him out of the tree.

Moral of the story:Bull Shit might get you to the top, but it won't keep you there.

Talk Cock King At Its Best

2008-07-12T22:30:00.002+08:00

The blogosphere is one of the most competitive places to be in. Being a blogger aint easy, we need daily intake of visitors, just like a drug addict which needs daily intake of drugs. To get this frequent visitors one has to be unique and creative in their own way or else you won't survive long.

Kenny and I do have a similarity, we both love to talk cock and our primary targets are usually low-life politicians that made fools out of themselves out of something so plaintively stupid.

Have it occur to you that anyone that has the name 'Sia' or something that sounds similar to it usually manages to bag in tones of visitors.

Take the new local blogger, brother of Kenny whose name ingeniously so-happen to be Benny'Sia', and also my new talk-cock rival for instance

(Pls spot the original from the wannabe)

Not to mention our Blogging Queen, which name has 'Xia' that sounds similarly to 'Sia' is the biggest HOO-HAA in town. Who knows, maybe this 2 really do have an agenda of their own....

Maybe I should change my name to Kevin Sia, who knows I might be more famous than the original.

Kevin Sia definitely have a better ass-face than the other 2 amateurs.

I wonder, what the other 2 "Sia's" would do after reading this post.

Its either we all become friends due to our common name and we all would have an outing to watch "Starwars Clone Wars" at a local cinema to know each other better

or

Start a "SiaWars Clone Wars" due to our names being the same and to determine which of us is the original

Either that or we would compare who's ~~balls~~ fruit is bigger

Coconut too small

Durian too ~~horny~~ thorny

Nothing beats the gigantic WATERMELON

Disclaimer: No bloggers were harm in the posting. No offence to Kenny, XiaXue and Benny, this was merely a joke. Pls don't sue me, I no money.

How To Check Your Sexuality

2008-06-30T00:01:00.001+08:00

Today was the Euro 2008 cup finals. Unlike other guys, I'm not the least enthusiastic about it. Sad to say I'm not interested in watching 22 man running around a box in a field chasing after a ball.

(Got 2 already still not enough arr?)

While other guys are staying up late, screaming their lungs out and wetting their pants at the sight of 20 man(not including goal keeper) trying to kick a ball in between two poles with a net at 3am in the morning, I am sleeping soundly on a bed with noise pollution in every single neighbouring direction.

The thing is, I'm not a 'kaki bola' and I don't fancy watching football. I used to get teased that I'm not a man because I don't watch football.

Whats worst, I can't take alcohol, can't drink caffeine and dislike football badly. Even sometimes I myself wonder if im a guy since I dislike the stuff mentioned above as most guys love them.

Not knowing your sexuality is bad, really bad and definately worst than Anwar's sodomy case.

After all that have been said and done, if there are other people out there just like me and are really confused about their sexuality, have no fear, adventerror.blogspot.com is here with the greatest way possible to check your sexuality. No, you don't need to play/watch football to prove that you ~~have 'balls'~~ are a man.

All you need to do is unbuckle your pants......

Look down.......

and scream!!!

If you really did scream you are of the opposite gender because, as if you hadn't see what's down there everyday.

To the ladies out there don't hesitate to try this method as it works for both boys and girls.

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When The Going Gets Tough, The Tough Gets Going

2008-06-20T22:02:00.007+08:00

Open Day is the most dreadful day of a students life. Im pretty much sure alot of us would not like the idea of our parents going to school to have a 'cup of tea' and as well as picking up our 'death certificate'.

(Click to enlarge)

Nothing is as terrifying as to see your parents enraged due to the shortlistings you've made. Especially when their eyes starts burning, smoke comes out of their ears and nose, a volcano errupts right out of their skull and all of a sudden they take out a ~~lightsaber~~ 'rotan' and chases you around the neighbourhood.

Not to mention when your teacher speaks blaesphemy such as "Your son murdered a mosquito in class, he should be charged for murder and animal cruelty". Sometimes, their remarks can be downright ridiculous.

24% gred 9G - Ada potensi

and when your parents question you, all you have to do is give them the innocent look and everything will be settled, since were angels at home but devils in school. So they'll most probably believe you.

I still remember the conversation I had with my dad on the way to tuition.
Dad: Why your marks so bad? Especially maths.......
Me: Emmm.......... no comment.
Dad: Last time when I was in school I was top in maths.
Me: Sry la. I hate maths.
Dad: You cannot hate maths. Maths is important
Me: I got other subjects to back me up.
Dad: Other subjects are not as important as maths
Me: Well, were living in Malaysia. So BM is equally important. Care to explain why you failed BM?
Dad: BM not important out of Malaysia mah
Me: Why are you still here then?
Dad: Because I like lor
Me: =.="

Scammed by Giant Hypermart

2008-06-16T20:05:00.004+08:00

I hate grocery shopping, especially when I go here...

Somehow I never do trust Giant. Their "Lowest prices in Malaysia" motto is really arguable in the sense that their prices is not as low as the kedai runcit I always go to near my place. I still think Tesco provides cheaper goods than Giant.

Since Giant was the nearest hypermarket around my area and I needed some stuff for CF camp so urgently I had no choice but to bump in at Giant and grab a few stuff with Julian. Going to Giant was our last resort, especially since petrol prices had increased. It would be too much hassle, a waste of time and money(petrol increase) to go all the way to Tesco in Mutiara Damansara just to get stuff by a few sens cheaper, but It was rather ironic to see this on the way.......

No damage, no abnormalities, good car but no money to pay petrol izzit? The owner of the car must be very tulan but that's what you get with the drastic hike in petrol prices. I don't think I'll be surprised to see a Ferrari or a Porshe get towed away next due to no money to pay fuel.

Continuing from where we left off, as we reached Giant,we got what we needed like eggs, flour and other personal stuff like my pants.

Now tell me if the pants below here is worth RM54.90

and before you start shooting at me for being an idiot for choosing an expensive pants. Let me assure you that I was imagely scammed by a big sign that says...

and after being scanned at the counter the price oh-so-magically shoot up to RM54.90. That's just ridiculous, who in this round round world would actually buy a 'cipalak' pants for RM54.90?! Pasar malam's could do better if you ask me, cheap, affordable and not-too-bad quality. The eggs that we bought was labelled for RM5.00, but God knows what black magic occurred and it suddenly became RM6.00.

I couldn't be bothered to argue with the cashier lady as there was a long queue behind. So half heartedly I had to pay for the pants though it was price labelled wrongly.

After that I went in again to find Julian. After we got we needed, we checked out at the nearest cashier and that's when hell broke loose. The prices were inaccurate and we ran off budget. But luckily I came prepared with a discount voucher.

Cashier: Semuanya RM25.39 (All together RM25.39)
Me: Boleh guna voucher ni? (Can use this voucher?)
Cashier: Tak boleh la, RM50 ke atas jer boleh guna. (Cannot, only RM50 above can use)
Me: Har???
Cashier: Baca kat belakang (Read the back)
Me: !$%&^#$*@

So much for a life saver. Not to mention that was the last day it was usable since it expires the next day and it was only issued 2 days ago. I felt so cheated and if things continue, we might have to wash dishes for them. Somehow managed to get my dad to loan me a few extra bucks.

Nevertheless, I hate Giant. Their prices are high and they scam alot. With that said I'll never acknowledge Giant as the 'Leading Low Prices In Town" as they claim to be. I think this suits them more..........

How To Save Yourself From Exam Results

2008-06-10T21:55:00.000+08:00

After the holidays, the period of time that students dread the most has arrived. After all the partying during the holidays, its about time we get back to reality as we receive our exam results.

I just hope that none of the teachers would invite my parents for tea with them. If that ever happens, that's one tea I know my parents wouldn't enjoy and im pretty sure I wouldn't get away with my 2 failed subjects which so happens to be their favourite subject which is called maths.

Yes, once again the legacy continues as I failed both Mod Maths and Add maths. You people must be thinking how stupid I am to be able to fail Mod Maths since its the easiest subject to score out of the 10, but I assure you that any subject that is related to maths im bound to fail no questions asked. That explains why i semi-failed physics since there was maths in it.

So how am I going to save my self from my 2 monstrous parents who would bite my head off for failing both maths subject? Well, I've been doing some research and I found this very interesting letter. So to all those people who are in the same league as me, this is really gonna spare you the anguish of your parents if you had the guts to write this.

A father passing by his son's bedroom, was astonished to see the bed was nicely made, and everything was picked up. Then, he saw an envelope, propped up prominently on the pillow. It was addressed, 'Dad.' With the worst premonition, he opened the envelope and read the letter, with trembling hands.

'Dear, Dad.
It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you. I had to elope with my new girlfriend, because I wanted to avoid a scene with Mum and you.

I've been finding real passion with Stacy, and she is so nice, but I knew you would not approve of her, because of all her piercing's, tattoos, her tight Motorcycle clothes, and because she is so much older than I am.

But it's not only the passion, Dad. She's pregnant. Stacy said that we will be very happy. She owns a trailer in the woods, and has a stack of firewood for the whole winter. We share a dream of having many more children.

Stacy has opened my eyes to the fact that marijuana doesn't, really hurt anyone. We'll be growing it for ourselves, and trading it with the other people in the commune, for all the cocaine and ecstasy we want.

In the meantime, we'll pray that science will find a cure for AIDS, so Stacy can get better. She sure deserves it!

Don't worry Dad, I'm 15, and I know how to take care of myself. Someday, I'm sure we'll be back to visit, so you can get to know your many grandchildren.

Love, your son, Joshua.

P.S. Dad,
none of the above is true. I'm over at Jason's house. I just wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than the school report that's on the kitchen table.

Call when it is safe for me to come home

Now, I wonder if that would work, but I do know it'll buy me some time before I officially get a Jalur Gemilang tatooed across my butt.

Good Bye Old Friend

2008-06-05T23:25:00.003+08:00

It's been raining heavily this days. No one had expected something so tragic could happen to a young 16 year old. No one had anticipated this. Its hard seeing the people that we once knew leaving us so suddenly at just a tender age of 16. Shows that our life is as fickle as the flame of a candle which can be put out any moment.

Farah Hani (1992-2008)

Though we may not have been very close in primary school, you were a friend to me and I regretted that I wasn't close to you. It's too shocking for me to handle this. You were a great friend to many and you would be dearly missed by us all. Though I may not know the details of the accident, but I have no choice but to accept your loss. May you rest in peace.

~Life Goes On~

A twisted Plot

2008-05-30T01:05:00.003+08:00

I dunno why, but it seems that im busier during the holidays than during schooling days. Loads of work just keeps rolling in one by one. Just when you think it's done, a new task to be done comes at your doorstep with very short deadlines.

I had plan to relax during this holidays but it seems that its not possible especially when CF camp is just this Sunday.

I can hardly even take the time to read a book due to packed daily schedule, but I did manage to rake up 20 minutes just to read one of my all time favourite japanese manga, Rave.

I've been a fan of Rave since I was a teeny-weenie 10 year old kiddo. Infact its the first ever anime i've ever watched and until this day im still its loyal fan catching up on every book. What's so great about this anime? For one, it's story line is freaking twisted and unpredictable. Its unlike any other manga that you can basically get a clue on whats going to happen next.

Heck, its storyline is even more twisted than the Lingam Case

(It Looks like me, Sounds like me, but I will not say 100% that it's me)

Personally I think it's one of the best mangas around. Its just that most people don't know about it because it wasn't greatly comercialised like Bleach for instance. What I can say is that its one of a kind and you'll be looking forward to each chapter released. But the one problem is that it's release of each book is tremendously long and has the potential of causing mental trauma to die hard fans.

Overall It's a worthwhile manga to read, I wouldn't mind delaying my busy schedule just to read one chapter.

Due to that Im gonna get my ass whopped by my Officer and President very soon. Maybe you'll see a 'Jalur Gemilang' across my butt on my next post.

Politicians Goes Blogging

2008-05-18T10:35:00.000+08:00

After the election, one by one polticians have been starting up blogs. I guess this is to stay in touch with their people in order to bag in more votes in the next general election 5 years from now. Since most of the bloggers in the blogosphere had voted off the barisan nasional for their lousy service.

Khir Toyo, Anwar Ibrahim, Lim Kit Siang and even our former Prime Minister, Tun Dr Mahathir had joined in this mass community.

(Picture courtesy of SotongZai)

But the thing is, political blogs are boring. All it is to it is non-stop talk about our country's progress, whats right whats wrong, im right you're wrong and other subdue promises that never comes true. They have nothing interesting other than the fact of shooting down other politicians.

How I wish I live to see the day where this politicians starts a internet war by aimlessly shooting down other fellow politican bloggers. Its would be cooler than a 'Khairy' shooting a gun.

They should really learn to loosen up and take things lightly. Blogs aren't just for work basis, its also a place where you can release unwanted stress, clear the mind, share your thoughts and the most important thing is to have fun. They can start by making a movie review of a movie of their liking.

Or even join a blog advertisement community such as Nuffnang as well as participating in its activities or gathering. There's always so much they can do.

I wonder when Badawi will start a blog. Maybe the only reason why he hasn't started one is because he's too ~~sleepy~~ busy to start one.

and even if he does, we might see the biggest internet war of the century between Badawi and Mahathir.

(Blog Wars Episode 3 - Revenge of Mahathir)

We all know the tension between Badawi and Mahathir don't we. It seems Mahathir hates Badawi to his guts and I have a feeling I know why......

16 Things To Do While Im 16

2008-05-14T23:59:00.007+08:00

Year after year after year and it has already been 16 years since I came to be in this world. Today has been like any other day. The cold atmosphere in the air and the bright sunshine lits up and comes to a downpour at noon.

Its a quiet day with out cheers or laughters as the exam sweeps everyone to their books and pens in their hand which writes non-stop. Why in the world is this 'day' always on a test day!!!!!

Well, not that I can do anything about it so since im a year older today, I better make the best of my sweet 16 while im able to. So here are some things I want to achieve.
(Edit: Other pictures will be uploaded later as this post is already late)

1)Take my 'undang' this year and get my drivers license exactly 1 year from now.

2)Go on a holiday out of this country

3)Get Promoted in St.John

4)Lead the Prefects of the prefectorial board

5)Earn my first pay check for part time job

6)Watch the sunrise from on top a hill

7)Stroll along the beach during sunset

8)Experience snow for the second time

9)Go for a concert

10)Go on a date

11)Cycle to Damansara

12)Staying overnight at a friends house for the heck of it

13)Go for paintball

14)Sleep under the stars

15)Make a confession

16)Enjoy Life till its fullest

And with those said I'll be letting this day pass without many knowing the special occasion today. Sayonara, 14th of May 2008.

Exam Stress Companion

2008-05-12T22:15:00.000+08:00

It's the exam season once again. The season where students crank their heads and go crazy flipping through books as thick as 2 Mcdonalds 'MegaMac'.

Still considered small if you ask me

Unfortunately im one of them. I haven't got much sleep this days due to homework pilling up. In addition, I haven't even revise a single subject thus having more sleepless night on books. Heck, I even sleep with my books when i doze off unwillingly. (It's not what you think)

In this period of time, even teachers go crazy no thanks to students bugging them for answers, leak question, extra marks and loads more. Not to mention marking our exam papers that's filled with alot of crap. It definately drives a teacher up the wall to actually take time to sit and read what rubbish we may have wrote. I bet after the exams you'll see more teacher going crazy in class.

It's not easy being a student. We study till late hours at night without anyone to accompany us, but fortunately for me, I do have 'something' with me while I stay up late trying to suck in this thing called 'knowledge'.

Yes, the all new “Two All-Beef Patties,Special Sauce, Lettuce,Cheese, Pickles, Onions On A Sesame Seed Bun!” MegaMac. Somehow those words are rather stress relieving and not to mention Mcdonalds are giving away free Big Mac coupons by chanting those words in 4 seconds or less.

So, since i need to clear off some unwanted exam stress, I've been going down to the local Mcdonalds alot to take on the challenge and grabbing a MegaMac while im at it. I've been doing this so frequently that I have four coupons already.

Whats more, Macdonalds is giving away Ten Grand for the most creative video of themselves doing the “Big Mac chant”. Yes, Ten Thousand Ringgit Malaysia, I kid you not. Upload it to youtube and send the URL to BigMacChant@nuffnang.com and wait for your call. Contest ends 28th May 2008

Thats killing 2 birds with one stone. I get to relieve stress as well as standing to win a chance of winning ten thousand ringgit. Now, think of the things I can get with ten thousand ringgit. LOADS if you ask me. So what are you waiting for?

Im seriously gonna fail!!! Someone buy me a MegaMac to cheer me up, please.

Time and Tide Waits for No Man

2008-05-05T23:45:00.008+08:00

"The Clock is running, make the most of TODAY,

To realise the value of one year, ask a student who failed a grade,

To realise the value of one month, ask a mother who gave birth to a premature baby,

To realise the value of one week, ask the editor of a weekly newspaper

To realise the value of one hour, ask the lovers who are waiting to meet

To realise the value of one minute, ask a person who missed a train

To realise the value of one second, ask a person who just avoided an accident

To realise the value of one milisecond, ask the person who won a silver medal in the olympics

Treasure every moment you have, and remember time waits for no one

YESTERDAY is HISTORY
TOMORROW is a MYSTERY
TODAY is a GIFT this is why it is called the PRESENT

Even clocks get left behind by time

Time and tide waits for no man, so make the most of the time you have now while you still can. You might never know what might happen tomorrow. No one can turn back the hands of time, don't regret the past whereas take it as a lesson to each and everyone of us to improve in the time to come. None of us are perfect anyway.

Feeling really down lately. Too many things have been crossing my mind. I really wanna unwind time. Man, how I wish I had a time machine.

~Life goes on~

Some People Should Learn to SHUT UP

2008-04-30T23:55:00.002+08:00

I bet you people must have thought I died since I haven't posted for almost 3 weeks. Beforehand I would like to apologize as I was involved in many stuff and coping with other works, affiliation, studies etc.etc.etc.

So many things happened in this past few weeks. I had a devastating foot drill and first aid competition, a thrilling 2 day camp and not to mention sports day today. (Will be blogging about it soon)

Gone were the days where life was simple, stress less and worry-less. Even more the days where friends were fun to be around.

Seriously, some people should learn how to SHUT UP!!! It's not fun shooting someone who is already dead. No seriously its not, especially when the fella is already freaking pissed.Trust me, nothing can be more tulan than that.

You might even end up making the other person so heartbroken till tears. So in order to keep the peace we use to have I suggest you learn how to shut up. If you really don't know how, you've reach the right place.

Lesson 1
Look in the mirror before you comment about other people. Do you commit the same mistakes as the person you are going to comment on? If yes, then don't bother trying because being hypocritical will only end up reflecting on you.

Lesson 2
Think before you speak or you'll bleed. Words can change some one's life, either for the good or the bad. So watch your words or you might drive someone off the cliff. God gave you a brain for a reason, so use it wisely. Speaking without thinking is suicidal, If you don't watch what you say, you might end up in ISA.

Lesson 3
Think about others. Don't be self-centered, your words can hurt someone directly or indirectly. Do not pour petrol over fire, make sure you consider others feelings before you speak. If you only speak for your own good without a single care about the people around you, you're no different from our ~~retarded~~ "fantastic" government officials. Who knows, maybe the hatred of the people around towards you might stir some thing like HINDRAF against you.

From the above, I hope you have learnt that it is better to shut up if you have nothing better to say. It makes everyone develope the sense of hatred towards you. This post was not meant to offend anyone in any kind of way, so if you feel the pinch, it's time you change the way you do things

Anyways, I just went through a hard day this morning due to our annual sports day. I'm proud to say that St. John Ambulance Malaysia, Seaport Division renewed their one year bragging rights in the annual march past competition by coming in first place in front of Cadet Police.

Despite all the hard trainings we went through even though it was well worth it. But here's a tip on marching. The mother of all basic, SHUT UP when you're in line, leave the shouting and scolding to the commander. Dun even bother to comment or shout at others when you your self don't do it right. Someone should really look into the mirror before they start bossing people around.

World Domination

2008-04-10T22:40:00.002+08:00

There's an evil lingering among the top leaders without us even sensing their presence. If you think Bush and Osama are bad enough, sad to say that you are as hollow as a nutshell. There is a greater evil out there that is deliberately controlling us right under our own two nostrils.

I find it intriguing that this 2 pictures look alike

You might never know, he might be planning world domination from being the worlds holy-est man. Who knows they might be related or either the same person. Talk about evil undercover.

With his intelligence he might even be able to manipulate the most innocent person such as Jar Jar Binks to join the dark side by making them think that it's the path to God.

and then he might even plot a rebellion against the world leaders such as Bush

by recruiting many of his believers into thinking they have the 'force' given by God with his trademark 'Come to the dark side'.

The world is definately coming to an end soon.

My Noble Prize Theory

2008-03-31T22:55:00.001+08:00

Ever remembered the day when you were taught that 1+1=2?
Here I am to prove you wrong, because 1+1=3. Yes, you heard me. 1+1=3 and I'm not trying to sound sarcastic here. It's an undeniable fact. Seriously, I kid you not.

According to my 'sifu', a theory becomes a law when it is practiced and accepted world wide. Apparently, my 1+1=3 law is even practiced in the back waters of Africa and even accepted by kids as old as 15 years old in the United States which is now the leading country that this equation is being practiced widely and openly.

(1+1=3)

So there you have it.

Now tell me, which place in the world does not practice this. Furthermore this equation can be used anywhere anytime no matter in a hotel room, public toilets, the park and even your bedroom. So, don't hesitate to answer the right equation in your exams, for you know that this equation is proven to be correct. I should get a noble prize for this seriously.

(p.s. This equation does not apply for twins, triplets, quadruplets, droplets and so on.)

Mans REAL Best Friend

2008-03-23T22:25:00.001+08:00

Good friends are hard to come by. Only a certain few would stick with you through thick and thin some others would even back stab you for their own greedy purposes.

Sometimes your friend can be the worst consolers.

Me: Dammn stress wei, got so much work.
"Friend": You so smart take so much work for what?
Me: You think I ask for it meh?

Don't you feel more tulan when a friend comes up to you when ur in distress and instead of consoling you, he/she comes up with a very sarcastic remark. I for one would feel very tulan that the waiters at Tulan restaurant would seem like the nicest people on earth.

Have you ever wondered, where your friends are at a times of sadness and distress?

When there's a party they're there.

When you won a million dollars, they're there.

But where are they when your feeling down and under?
Most probably talking bad behind your back.......

They're so bad hearted that they make George Bush look so innocent

As the saying goes, Dogs are mans best friend, but to me dogs aren't really mans best friend at times, especially when I get chased by it. Maybe to the owner but not to me, not to mention I get chased by dogs frequently this days. Whats more, dogs may not be very loyal to their own owners at times.

This whole week, I've been searching and searching but finally I've found my one 'true' best friend that doesn't flinch an inch when your in anger, who lends you its shoulder when your sad, doesn't bite you when your mad at it and best of all, it listens to all your problems without gunning you down with heart stabbing words.

Ladies and gentleman, I present to you, MY Best Friend.

The one and only, extraordinary POLE

Huggable

as well as a good anger reliever

One thing's for sure, pole dancing isn't my thing.

The Language Factor

2008-03-20T00:30:00.001+08:00

Language subjects has been my top scorers ever since I've entered the world of schooling. With a close of an eye and a snap of a finger, I'll be able to achieve high grades for Bahasa Malaysia or English without even studying.

Unfortunately, my monthly exam this time shows otherwise. I need 2 freaking extra marks to get an A2 for BM and 4 more stinking marks to get an A1 in English, but what bugs me more is not being able to converse in my own mother tongue.

It sucks not being able to speak in your own mother tongue, especially when you go to a hawker centre where all the hawkers speaks in chinese and the only word I can reply to them is "Wo Pu Tong" which means I don't understand in chinese.

I seriously regret not taking up chinese. Well, I did when I was in kindergarten but in the end all i remember is "wo pu tong". Well, there's no such thing as too late too learn, to the others out there who themselves can't converse in chinese such as myself, here's a 'speak chinese in 5 minutes guide'. I bet after this you can converse happily with the hawkers at those 'ionicanspeakcina' hawker centres.

(Click on picture to enlarge)

But no matter how bad my language is, nothing beats this

EPIC WIN!!! Her english so superb that I myself dunno what in the world she's talking about. Looks like my language sucks after all.

Butchering Mans Best Friend

2008-03-15T12:00:00.007+08:00

Warning, this post contains gore, readers discretion is advisable.

Whaling are well known among us, as the Japanese tend to hunt this nearly dying breed for their meat which they consider exotic. It's so well known that I think the orang asli(native tribes) have heard of it as well.

But, have you ever heard of dog butchery?

It's rather disturbing to hear about this. If it's chicken I wouldn't be bothered, but DOGS? They're man's best friend for crying out loud. They are meant to be kept at home not being butchered. Heck, I bet they don't even taste good. They're innocent, what did they do to deserve this?

Where's the SPCA??!!!! This poor creatures are being butchered and later serve to an authentic customers table for their eccentric tongue to savour this exotic delicacy. I just can't get you people, I can't bare eating snails or frogs what more dogs. Get a life will ya.

I hate the fact that this bastards are doing this just for the money, have they no pity for this poor animals? I wonder how would they feel if I butchered they're kids for money.

We slaughter chickens for their meat so much that we think it's normal, but have it occur to you if we were in the chicken's shoes. Think about it, we wouldn't want other species to man slaughter us now do we. So for once try thinking about their condition. Try being in their shoes for once.

If a human kills other species it's regarded as normal but if other species kills a human, we would declare war and hunt down that specific organism even to a rat hole. Most probably they'll even send a whole battalion army just to kill it.

and later massacre their whole population with some stupid reason like It's dangerous to mankind or It has potential to wipe out the entire human race. I wonder what drug this monkeys are sniffing.

That just shows that we humans are greedy little beings trying to play GOD.

I for one can't stand the act of cruelty towards animals and therefore I'm posting this for others to know about the cruelty that has been afflicted towards this poor dogs. I hope this post has raised awareness that cruelty towards animals is increasing as humans become more ignorant.

The Tag Continues

2008-03-13T22:20:00.000+08:00

It's been a long time since I last posted something. To tell you the truth, this holiday has been the most busy, most tiring, most boring, most devastating, most hectic, most collateral brain damage, most tulan, most quiet, most-quito.

When am I ever gonna enjoy my holidays? Most probably not this 2 years to come.
As I haven't been updating much this holidays, I do owe a few people something from the last tag post. So to Adrissa, Jenzen and Nick. Here's my reply(Hopefully now you can stop bugging me). I'm just gonna copy paste from the previous one cause i don't think there will be much changes.

5 things found in my bag
(I rarely carry a bag around, but if I do then this would be in)
-My W810i walkman phone
-My Olympus Camera
-My laptop
-A set of house keys
-Files/paper/stationary

5 things found in my wallet
-Money
-Identity Card
-Plasters
-Spectacles cloth
-A few coins

5 favourite things in my room
-My pillow
-My laptop/Camera/Hand Phone
-My sub woofer
-My set of comic books
-My headphones

5 things I always wanted to do
-Drive around KL at night
-Go to Japan for a vacation
-Go somewhere I can enjoy the scenes of nature
-Something for my country
-Say 3 words to someone special

5 things I'm currently into
-Blogging
-Photography
-Sleeping
-Looking for my 1st car
-Food

List out the top 5 presents you wish for
-A car
-A holiday without work
-A new bike
-Someone to say to me 3 very special words
-An all expenses paid for all you can eat buffet

The person who tagged you is: Adrissa, Jenzen, Nicholas
Your 5 impressions of him/her:
Adrissa
-Thoughtful
-Strong willed
-Kind
-A good problem listener
-Cheerful

Jenzen
-Annoying at times
-sarcasm freak
-Happy go lucky
-A good conversation starter
-Dunno wat to say bout u redi

Nicholas
-A good friend
-A good flirter
-A good adviser
-A good sportsman
-Lazy fella

Most memorable things he/she has give/done to you:
Adrissa
Chatting with me as well as consoling me and also offered me a hug when im in a time of distress. Thank you for being there when i needed company.

Jenzen
Emmm...... thank you for bugging me. Life wouldn't be annoying without you.

Nicholas
Over this past 12 years that I've known you, there are too many to remember so thank you for being my friend for this 12 long years.

If he/she becomes my lover, you will:
Adrissa
Wouldn't mind and as she said it's all up to the dood up there to decide.

Jenzen
so sorry to tell you that Im not gay

Nicholas
and again, im not gay

If he/she becomes your enemy, the reason will be:
Adrissa
Become Yusri the second

Jenzen
I dunno, you too carefree but if so, kicking your ass literally.

Nicholas
This one, all I have to do is announce to the whole school that he's a playboy(which he says he currently isn't) with his beloved P.A system. I won't just get hated, Ill get killed.

Pass the quiz to 5 people that you wish to know how they feel about you
I think I'll pass.

Hopefully I'll be able to post a few stuff before March ends. Stay tune to adventerror.

The Truth Behind BN

2008-03-08T07:00:00.000+08:00

Its finally election day and also the day I uncover the truth behind our political ~~monkeys~~ parties.

MIC ( meaning “must I Come” whenever there is a parliament sitting)
because Samy Vellu is a lazy bum

MCA ( meaning “money conquers all”)
because we chinese only care about money

and UMNO ( meaning "U must not object”)
because they proclaim it's their country

This are the true faces of the Barisan National.

So vote wisely or watch as your harga 'barang naik' because of 'BN'

PMR straight 'A' Bribes

2008-03-06T23:00:00.007+08:00

I was suppose to post this up last month but due to technical difficulty, I only manage to post it now.

Last month, I and a few other straight A PMR scorers attended a prize giving ceremony at stadium Malawati, Shah Alam which was organized by our dear government of the state of Selangor. This vast event was attended by at least 10,000 people.

Its as if the everyone was rushing for the last day of the Malaysian Year End Sale. The line was freaking long, it stretched all the way to the parking lot. I bet it beats the HINDRAF protesters line formation.

Any Difference? Except for the fact that the ones at the stadium weren't protesting and are rather more civilised.

That's not all, this event was attended by the Menteri Besar Selangor, Y.A.B Dato' Sri Dr. Haji Muhamad Khir bin Toyo. I feel so honoured.

The first thing that hit me when I looked at his picture was "did this fella go for botox?". Well, I wasn't the only one who thought so. It was a verbal agreement made by us.

(We all nodded in agreement)

Its the first time I'm heard about this award ceremony. Why suddenly our Goblement so kind to give each straight A students RM200 cold hard cash? Makes me wonder what scheme are they up to.

(Skim Cepat Kaya?)

My guess is that this people are desperate as the elections are coming to town soon. It feels as if they're bribing us with the RM200 for us to support them and to earn our parents votes.

Well that's just too bad for them because

I believe everything has its pro's and con's, this event is no exception. The fun part about it was being able to meet long lost friends that we're from my good old times in primary school. As such we were able to move about the stadium freely and reunite with this long lost souls.

(People moving about freely)

Whereas the con's was during this little bugger's speech.

Almost half of the stadium people fell asleep, if i could zoom in further, I bet you could catch a glimpse of the minister sitting on that comfy red chair sleeping. It was freaking boring I tell you. I think reading the whole history text book would be less boring than this.

The next best thing that almost killed me of boredom was the uber long line to receive the award on stage.

Short? Look where it ends

Not to mention our school was the last to go on stage.

(A not-so-very good photo of me receiving my award)

The event then ended after my school had received their award. As I was walking towards the exit, there was a big crowd near the stage. Being my curious self I went and check it out. Apparently the Menteri Besar was having a photo shoot with random people. What do you think my next move would be? Of course join la. This is my chance to have a photo with someone 'BIG'.

I wasn't too happy with the outcome of the photo. Look at where that perverted fella was looking. To tell you the truth, all the menteri are very 'miang' old dudes.

Despite all the trouble I went through, it was well worth it for I am now RM200 richer

and it was well spent on this

Don't be jealous arr.........

The next day as I turn up for school, I was attacked by a group of jealous straight A scorer of 2007 as they did not have such event last year.

I almost died I tell you.

The Modern Rasa Sayang

2008-02-28T21:00:00.002+08:00

The latest and hotest news around now is the upcoming general elections, as the leaders present their manifestation to woo their voters to their leagues while others are talking about the lousy job they have done for us so far and this has to be the best one i've found so far.

Behold the modern version of the 'Rasa Sayang.

Rasuah sayang eh
Rasuah Sayang Sayang eh,
Hey lihat Pak Lah tidur
Rasa sayang sayang eh,

Budak mongolia di luar pagar,
Ambil C4 tolong bombkan,
Saya budak baru nak mengajar,
Kalau salah you duduk diam - diam.

Rasuah sayang
Eh rasuah sayang sayang eh
Eh lihat Zam bodoh rasa sayang sayang eh

Zainuddin kita nak marah al - jazeera,
tapi sendiri tak berpengetahuan,
Mungkinkah belajar dari Mara,
Kerana jawapannya macam ketam.

Rasuah sayang
Eh rasuah sayang sayang Eh
Eh lihat parliment rasa sayang sayang eh

Parliment kita macam zoo negara,
Penuh dengan banyak binatang,
Ada beruk, monyet dan kera,
Kalau pergi sana bawalah kacang,

Rasuah Sayang
Eh rasuah sayang sayang eh
Eh lihat rempit jauh rasa sayang sayang eh

Khari kata rempit sangat terer,
Mereka ialah mat cemerlang,
Otaknya sekarang entah mana,
Mungkin nak jadi rempit di longkang.

Rasuah sayang
Eh rasuah sayang sayang eh
Eh lihat bola kita jauh rasa sayang sayang eh

Dulu kita main bola peringkat antarabangsa,
Sekarang main macam ketam,
Kalah 5 - 1 kepada Cina,
Semalam pula kalah kepada vietnam .

Rasuah Sayang
Eh rasuah Sayang Sayang eh
Eh lihat Indonesia jauh rasa sayang sayang eh

Rasa sayang milik indonesia,
Malaysia kata mereka punya,
Otak engkau lagu ini milik kita,
Kita punya Rasuah sayang sebenarnya.

Rasuah sayang
Eh rasuah sayang sayang eh
Eh lihat polis jauh rasa sayang sayang eh

Bila nak tiba hari raya
Polis kita merata rata
Muka mereka semacam saja
Bagi IC dan ringgit Malaysia

Rasuah sayang
Eh rasuah sayang sayang eh
Eh lihat Pak Lah tidur rasa sayang sayang eh

Air di Johor melimpah limpah
Pak lah beli rumah di Australia
Bila Mahathir kita marah
Dia kata rumah itu orang lain pula.

Rasuah sayang
Eh rasuah sayang sayang eh
Eh Malaysia hancur rasa sayang sayang eh

Terima Kasih!!!

Short saying, politicians are dirty buggers running around causing havoc.

A~Z of the thing called 'Love'

2008-02-18T21:30:00.000+08:00

I was suppose to post something in conjunction with Valentines Day, but apparently I wasn't too free to do so. So here I am to make up for it, though it might be late but oh well.

I was browsing through the blogosphere where I happen to find this interesting article. Valentines day is also the day where we share stuff. So im sharing this with those lovey-dovey couples out there. Hope that this would help improve your relationship.

A - Accept
No one is perfect. There is no such thing as perfect match, like a Lego. So if you love the person, you have to accept everything, including his/her flaws.

B - Belief
If you are with a person, belief him/her. If you are suspicious and constantly not trusting that person, the only ending is separation.

C - Care
The level of care you show to that person means the importance of that person in your life. Once in a while, call him/her and ask, “How’s work? Is everything fine?” or message him/her, “The weather has turned cold, so please remember to wear an extra clothes.” This kind of care might be pointless, but at least it makes that person feel loved and wanted.

D - Digest
We are not saint, so we have our emotional ups and downs. If the person is not in a good mood, try to digest it just a bit to avoid argument?

E - Enjoy
Enjoy the company, enjoy everything that person is doing for you. If you enjoy it, your life will be joyful. But if you try to pick a bone in an egg, criticize everything that person is doing, how can you find happiness and joy in life?

F - Freedom
Even if you are married, give your partner freedom, room and privacy. Your partner is not a slave, so don’t cage him/her up and make them prisoners.

G - Give
Give also means love without condition. Giving out your love, you cannot expect to take back the same amount of love. But if you don’t give your love, then you will not get anything back at all. True love is love without conditions.

H - Heart
Use your heart to treat a person. Use your heart to love a person. Without using your heart, where is the source of true love?

I - Independence
Some people say, “I live for you.” Truth is, everyone has a meaning in his life, so don’t be too dependent on a person. If you depend on him/her too much, you are only adding extra burden on his/her shoulders.

J - Jealousy
A suitable amount of jealousy can means you care. But if you are jealous without logical reasons, then you are only unreasonable, and that is really annoying.(Reminds me of a certain someone).

K - Kiss
A kiss means more than a thousand words. Kiss him/her when you go to work. Kiss him/her when you come back from work. A kiss can mean you love and care for him/her. So start kissing your love one today.

L - Love
Love is different than like. If you love a person, you are willing to do anything for him/her. You will take a bullet for him/her and sacrifice your life. If you love a person, try to say “I love you” once in a while because that simple 3 words means more than just some gifts.

M - Mature
Childish is annoying. For adults, we should remain mature when we love, treat matters and that person with maturity will lead you a long way.

N - Natural
A lot of times a person will try to hide his/her flaws and pretend to be someone else. Unfortunately, as time goes, all the flaws will be revealed and your partner will be shock to find you as someone he/she doesn’t know. So be natural, be who you are.

O - Observe
Observe your love ones to understand his/her likes, dislikes, habits, so you can understand your partner more and try to accommodate him/her. For example: If you see her linger at a watch poster for a long time, admiring the beauty of the watch, why not buy that watch for her as a gift?

P - Protect
A boyfriend should protect his girlfriend’s safety and well-beings. A girlfriend can protect his dignity, not allowing others to insult the boyfriend.

Q - Quarter
Be generous and forgiving. If your love ones make a mistake, forgive him/her if you truly love him/her. That is the least you can do. (Of course, if he/she is having an affair, that’s betrayal, and that cannot be called a mistake)

R - Receive
When your love one is doing something for you, receive it gratefully. When the other person is giving, that means he/she loves you so much so please receive with great gratitude to show that you appreciate him/her.

S - Share
Share everything you have with him/her. Share your happiness, share your sorrow, share your wealth, share your adversity. This is the most simple task in a relationship.

T - Tender
Be tender and gentle to your love ones. No one loves a person who is rough and not tender.

U - Understand
Try to be understanding. When you are having a conversation with your love ones, try to understand his/her situations, how he/she feels. If not, you are just being selfish.

V - Veracity
Veracity, also mean honesty. Be honest in a relationship. Who will want to spend the rest of his/her life with a liar?

W - Wait
When two person is together, they grow together. One might grow faster, but please wait for your company, wait for him/her to grow at the same level as you. Don’t abandon him/her while you continue to venture out further and further.

X - `X`
The “X” means multiply in mathematical sense. Use your love to that person and multiply it everyday, so you will love him/her more and more everyday.

Y - Yearn
When you are at work or away, try to miss him/her. If you send him/her a message saying “I miss you,” the receiver will feel warm and sweet.

Z - Zest
Don’t be cold. A suitable amount of zest can make a big difference. Who would want to spend the rest of his/her life with someone who is cold and unromantic?

It sucks to be single on Valentines day. So to you lucky buggers out there, treasure those happy moments.

Non-Halal Footwear

2008-02-17T14:00:00.001+08:00

As I was window shopping in One Utama the other day, I happen to stumble upon a very interesting shoe shop.

So as I was looking around at the shoes that were on display, suddenly Rafiq came up to me.

Rafiq: Dei, please wash your hands after you get out of this shop and please call me when you're done.
Me: Why? Where you goin?
Rafiq: I can't stay in here any longer.
Me: Why? Afraid that the prices of the shoe will give you a heart attack?
Rafiq: Take a closer look at the tags on the shoe.

So does one consider this as halal or non-halal?

If so, shouldn't they be putting this sign on it?

(Taylor, your finger nails very long. How you survive arr?)

While they're at it, may as well register their shop as a non-halal shop and serve char siew pau and char siew fan. Sure business laku wan.

I've Been Tagged

2008-02-12T21:50:00.000+08:00

Awhile ago, a dear friend of mine tagged me to answer a few stuff. So, doing my job as a friend and a blogger I shall fullfill it. Here goes nothing.

5 things found in my bag
(I rarely carry a bag around, but if I do then this would be in)
-My W810i walkman phone
-My Olympus Camera
-My laptop
-A set of house keys (The discipline room keys are in there too)
-Some random stuff I might put in to.

5 things found in my wallet
-Money(Thats the whole purpose of the wallet now isn't it)
-Identity Card(Its stated that you're suppose to bring it everywhere)
-Plasters(Just to be on the safe side)
-Some notes
-A few coins

5 favourite things in my room
-My pillow(Who said guys can't like their pillow)
-My laptop/Camera/Hand Phone
-Air condition
-My personal work desk
-My set of comic books

5 things I always wanted to do
-Drive around KL at night(I love the scenery of KL at night)
-Go to Japan for a vacation
-Go somewhere I can enjoy the scenes of nature
-Something for my country(Hope I do a better job than our government)
-Say 3 words to someone special

5 things I'm currently into
-Blogging
-Photography
-ICT/Nanotech/Technology
-Looking for my 1st car.
-Food(Everyones favourite)

List out the top 5 presents you wish for
-Company(Im very lonely at times)
-A hug(Everyone needs one)
-A car(I always wanted one since I was a kid)
-Someone to say to me 3 very special words
-An all expenses paid for all you can eat buffet

The person who tagged you is: Elisa Tan Lee Yan
Your 5 impressions of him/her:
-Smart
-Kind
-Thoughtful
-Caring
-A very good senior/ P.K.P.P

Most memorable things he/she has give/done to you:
Lets see..... Ahhh. I know. She was one of the 4 people whom actually remembered my birthday last year. Thanks for wishing me. ^^

If he/she becomes my lover, you will:
Won't mind though, she has a great personality and a very pure heart but due to the 'kempen anti-couple' looks like it will never happen. >.<

If he/she becomes your enemy, the reason will be:
Hmmm lets see, most probably If I took her little dolphine plushie away. I think I would get killed instead of hated if that were to happen. >.<

Pass the quiz to 5 people that you wish to know how they feel about you
(oooo~!!! Now its my turn to tag people. Nyahahahahaha)
-Elisa(Hahaha. I tagged you back. XD)
-Adrissa(This should be fun)
-Jo'Anne(She doesn't read my blog but i wanna tag her anyways)
-Keana(Now wouldn't this be interesting)
-Safinah(Don't worry I still remember, see who sombong now)

The reason why I didn't list any guys name is because I'll get an obvious reply of 'I'm not gay'.

The Few Days of CNY

2008-02-10T22:00:00.000+08:00

Chinese New Year is all about getting together with your other relatives. It doesn't matter if the person lives on the other side of the world. He/she is bound to return for a reunion feast. You can expect their cars to cramp in your frontyard/sideyard/backyard/Where ever there's space.

and what other better way to host a reunion than to cook up a feast.

and the joy of eating together.

Now thats what I call a feast.

and most of all the joy of collecting your ang paos

Now this shall be well spent on ~~my future~~ Monday as I'm going to One Utama.

CNY Balik Kampung

2008-02-07T22:00:00.000+08:00

Happy Chinese New Year everyone. Wishing all my readers a happy and prosperous year of the rat. I am currently blogging from my hometown. I'll be staying here for the next 2 days.

As usual every chinese new year, I and my family would travel back to my hometown in 'Pekan Nenas', Johor. For those of you whom are curious to know where in the world this god forsaken town is, It is located near the southern most tip of peninsular Malaysia.

Being here isn't the problem, getting here on the other hand is mind torturing. Why? Cause its a four hour long journey from PJ through the North-South Express Highway. "Express" my foot, Samy Vellu did a bad job in naming this highway, or did he not?

Four hour long journey with good scenery isn't that bad, but nooo~!!!! All I ever do see on the highway is Oil Palm Trees.

The whole entire highway is infested with them. There's palm trees here, there, everywhere. I see nothing but palm trees through out the whole journey.

I got so bored I even tried counting them

I wouldn't really call my 'kampung' a typical kampung as it is well developed. Not as developed as PJ but it somehow resembles 'Old Klang Road'

As KL is identified with the Petronas Twin Towers, Pekan Nenas is identified with its giant pineapple in the heart of the town.

It is a tradition of the chinese to have a grand reunion dinner/feast with family members on New Years Eve.

So much for grand reunion dinner/feast.

The best part about celebrating the new years here is when night falls.

At the tick of the new year, countless fireworks were launch into the sky which then brightens and colours the dark sky. The spectacular view of the fireworks display is breath taking.

Watching alone wasn't satisfying, we decided to join in the fun. Though we may not have those huge colourful firecrackers, but its still enjoyable.

This year we really didn't bother about the police. As we know the elections are near, I doubt they would take action. Heck, I even saw someone selling them infront of the police station and a few neighbours even launch a cracker into their facility. Man, the things they do to please us for our votes is very amusing.

Stay tune for part 2 of my chinese new in my hometown.

Monopoly World Edition

2008-02-04T22:40:00.000+08:00

To all monopoly fans, Hasbro and Parker Brothers will be releasing their latest creation, "Monopoly. The World Edition".

Finally something classy and creative unlike the 'Starwars' and 'Lord of the Rings' monopoly set.

Whats more, their having a poll. The top 20 countries in the world will be added to their board.

This isn't anything like our lousy general elections where our Garblement spews rubbish in order to attract voters for lousy causes. This my friend is a noble cause of popularizing Malaysia in a world renown board game. So that means your doing something much beneficial for our country than our nut headed government politicians.

Here are 5 reasons why you should vote for Malaysia.

1.Now wouldn't you feel proud when you purchase this item and to see your own country on it?

2. Malaysia is a unique multiracial and truly asian country, so adding that to the board would be something different than the others.

3. Malaysia will be known better worldwide. That reflects on the citizens as well.

4. We are patriotic and we should uplift our country in pride.

5. Cause Im pestering you to vote.

So go over to the official site and support your country. Join me in listing malaysia in the top 20.
Votings are allowed once a day. So go over everyday and spam your vote.

Malaysia Boleh!!!

Movie of the Year

2008-02-01T21:00:00.000+08:00

This February, In conjunction with the annual first aid exam. Something big will hit the big screens near you.

From the directors of "Marching Field"

comes the most antipated movie of the year

Directed by Cheong Wing Hoh

Co-staring your favourite blogger, Kevin Tey of adventerror.blogspot.com

Special screenings are on the 2nd of February 2008 in Block E, SMK Sri Permata.

1st 100th visitor will be able to watch some hot steamy action by our actors on a little girl.

Success!!!

2008-01-27T18:35:00.000+08:00

What a tiring day I had during this past week. Not to mention the overdose of homework and the tones of work pilling up, I still managed to build up the strenght to go for my prefects orientation camp which was held in school on the 25th and 26th.

Sleeping bags(checked), water(checked), sufficient clothes for a day(checked), things needed(check), underwear(checked), ~~adult rated magazines(not checked)~~ and lastly, my own personal name tag(Checked)

Its ugly, but who cares. So after tuition on Friday, I quickly set pace to school before 7pm. I won't write the details that happen during the orientation but I'll just note down the stuff that got me moving. No pictures were taken coz I didn't feel like it. You got a problem with that? No? Good!!!

On the first day we had the usual thing every camp had. Ice-breaking, group sorting, attendance, etc,etc,etc. So, as the groups were set and the leaders where chosen, could you now imagine me being appointed as the 'Assistant Leader' of group 5? Most probably you would be giving me this look as i failed badly as one.

Stupid fella got assistant leader. He gonna fail badly.

During ice-breaking session, we are to discuss among our group members. So I thought, since this camp is for getting to know and getting closer to our fellow prefects. I suggested a cheesy moto and from there we got our team name.

T- Together
E- Everyone
A- Achieves
M- More

A very cheesy moto if I said so myself and then, our team genius, Dylan suggested the team name to be 'Team Titans'. Yet another cheesy name right out of cartoon network's Teen Titans. I don't have astro yet I know. Shows how cheesy it is, but hey at least it was something and I must say it was one of the best team names I've heard that day.

As I said, I won't get to the details, So I'll jump towards bed time. Apparently we were asked to sleep at 2:00 a.m. but after the preparations to sleep, the lights were offed at 2:30 a.m. While everyone were fast asleep, I, Richard, Wing Yew, Nick and Nixon didn't apparently sleep due to reasons of our own. Nick had to look out for the bags that were placed outside, Nixon couldn't sleep whereas I, Richard and Wing Yew were chatting all night, but in the end, Wing Yew fell asleep at approximately 4:30.

So at 5:30 where they called in, I and Richard which didn't sleep the whole night set out to Richard's house to get his uniform for St. John.

So after a tiring time in st.johns not to mention I didn't sleep the whole night. I wasn't in the mood the whole day for anything that comes by during the orientation.

In the end, the orientation ended at 5:30. Upon arriving home, I hit the sack and had a good 14 hours sleep to make up for the other night. Though I didn't had the mood, I still enjoyed the camp and I shall forever remember this useful stuff thought to me by our to-be-future-philosopher Kuhan Raj.

FLY!!!

Fly!!!

SUCCESS!!!

"Itu bola kecik bila dia naik dia akan menjadi besar" Success!!!
Saw dat or not!!!

Translation:
"When the small ball goes up, It will be big" Success!!!
Saw that or not!!!

Anyways congrats to Kuhan and Jo'Anne for being the best camper.

My Homework Killed Me

2008-01-23T20:30:00.000+08:00

It's Thaipusam, a public holiday for us all. While everyone is enjoying themselves by sleeping the whole day, eating the whole day, went out whole day, ~~watch porn the whole day~~, [insert random form of entertainment here], I got stuck at home the whole day finishing HOMEWORK!!!!

BIO, PHYSICS, BM, ENGLISH, MATHS, ADDD MATHS, EST

Im gonna die of stress sooner or later. If only teachers this days would except excuses like 'My dog ate my homework' (Eventhough I don't have a dog) or 'My dad used it as a toilet roll cause he thought it was rubbish'. Makes life much easier if it we're that way.

I better get back to my homework before my teacher runs her ruler up my arse.

If this ever happens, you people better visit my grave at least once a year or I'll come and haunt you.

A Gift From Above

2008-01-18T22:00:00.000+08:00

Ever wondered how the world would end?

You might never know. Maybe thats how dinosaurs became extinct.

Deal or No Deal: AdventError Edition

2008-01-13T22:15:00.000+08:00

I'm on deal or no deal!!!!

Ok lah, not the real one, but I'm playing deal or no deal as a flash game

Watch as I go down as 'De WORST player in the history of Deal or No Deal'

It all went well

Until........

So now, I'm stuck with 2 choices. If I Deal I get 500k, but if I don't Deal I might be a million dollar richer or just a poor guy that only won 1cent from Deal or No Deal

The chances are slim.

To Deal or not to Deal that is the question

Why so hard? No Deal only lor. As if la I'm getting the money. If it we're real then maybe I should think harder. What have I got to lose? If all goes well I'll be a million dollars richer(In game). (Try guessing what I got before looking at the results)

And so........

I got.........

Kenny's Quote of the Day: "I shall go down in history as the WORST player on Deal Or No Deal!"

- Kenny Sia, 18 April 2007.-

Sorry Kenny, that tittle belongs to me. Now I know how you feel. I'm sorry i laughed at you. You have all the right to laugh at me now.

For those of you who are interested in playing Deal or No Deal on flash, you can play it right here, right now on adventerror.blogspot.com.

Deal or No Deal

For those of you who got higher than me. You guys better treat me to an 'All you can eat buffet'.
For those who got the same amount as me, tough luck. Try again. It would be embarrassing to lose to me.

Its Complicated

2008-01-11T20:55:00.000+08:00

Sorry for the lack of update this few days as I didn't have the time to blog bout anything since I'm now too busy with my studies, work and affiliation.

Im now currently in pure science stream torturing my brains to its limits. But to think that my worst nightmare, add maths wasn't really a nightmare at the first few chapters. I kinda understand what im doing which is a big shocker since I failed maths badly for all my semester exams.

The real head blower was physics. I could have activated my automatic self destruct anytime soon while I was stuck in tuition. I was so blur that the little kid below here failed to outwit me in blurness expression

=.="

So as I was stuck with an expression far worst than the poor kid above, the teacher came up and comment on how smart the girls were and how slow we guys are in understanding.

Guess what?!! I got back a very astounding feedback.

"Guys like to take shortcuts mah"

Walan, if like dat arr, girls like to take the longer way? So that means if you were given a choice of driving to a specific destination using the longer way or the shortcut, girls would rather use the long way? You'd rather spend more time and money on petrol when you have the choice not to?

o.O

Girls thoughts are complicated. I guess I would never understand them even till the day I leave this cruel world for a better place.

Streaming The Streams

2008-01-03T19:30:00.000+08:00

Today the wrath of school has fallen upon me.

Its been awhile since ive last worn my uniform not to mention that I haven't hand written anything during the holiday so now my hand writting looks something like this

abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz

All went well for the first day at school, but there was something that I wasn't quite satisfied with.

I GOT MY BELOVED DATA ROOM TAKEN AWAY FROM ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

For crying out loud!!!! You have your own stinking room in the teachers room. Not to mention got air condition there some more. Don't be greedy la, give the room to your poor data committee. They all so poor till their LCD monitor got one big black mark across it.

I seriously wonder why he need that small stinkin hot room when he already has a gigantic perfume air condition room. Maybe I should install a camera there and we might find out something.

The next thing you'll know is that this particular teacher might hit the newspapers

Who knows he might even be more famous than Datuk Seri Chua Soi Lek that was on the news for his modest act.

Haihz. Whats done is done, not that I can do anything about it.

So, Ive finally gotten my stream forms

Im planning on going to pure science stream. I don't care, im going for it and none of you can change my mind now. Using "u failed" at maths excuse at me to change my mind aint gonna work.

For those of you who have trouble choosing your stream, here's my guide for you.

Pure Science
If you think you possess the quality of exceeding einstein or just want to be an einstein wanna-be. Just so you know, getting into science stream aint gonna a breeze and it won't make you famous by being in it. So for those lazy bums out there such as myself, pure science isn't your icing on the cake.

Sub-Science
For those who think they are normal and has no wish to share the glory of outsmarting einstein.

Art Stream
For those who doesn't want a death wish. You're free from the devastating add maths. For creative people and potential lazy bums.

So for those who are choosing their stream, Choose wisely.

The power is in your hands.

Farewell 2007

2008-01-01T00:00:00.000+08:00

The year 2007 is coming to an end.

Here's a review of 7 things ive done in the year 2007

1. Became a prefect and got promoted to the post of Deputy Head of the Birodata in the prefects board

2. Went for NCO course and got promoted to Acting Lance Corporal in St. Johns Ambulance Seaport Division

3. Created adventerror.blogspot.com

4. Got myself a laptop

5. Made/editted some videos and posted it on youtube using the account name AdventError and rune92

6. Sat for the PMR exam and obtained straight A's

7. Got myself a proper camera

So as we embrace the new year, we would be coming up with a few new years resolution. This would be my new years resolution for the year 2008.

Study, study, study and study. Must continue getting good grades.
Start wearing short pants out more often
Get promoted in St. johns
Get to the top 6 of the prefects board
Get taller
Put on at least another 5 kg
Be more patient with my rascal little sister (I might break this one)
Blog more
Get a girlfriend (This might not be achievable)
Stay alive

Sorry if this post was too plain. Im really not in the mood at the moment.

Happy New Year my dear readers. Have a blessed 2008 year ahead of you.

What I Want For Christmas

2007-12-25T00:00:00.000+08:00

Its my favourite time of the year again.

Ever heard of the mastercard advertisement?

I don't really ask for much this christmas

'Ciplak' Pasar Malam Tag Huer Watch
RM 10

Sony Ericson walkman phone

RM 1000

Acer Aspire Laptop
RM 3500

Failing PMR subjects
PRICELESS!!!

There are somethings money can't buy

For everything else, MasterCard can't buy 'HAPPINESS'

Merry Christmas my fellow readers, may you people have a joyous holiday on this joyful day.

A Day at Sunway

2007-12-18T23:55:00.001+08:00

Warning! Extremely long post ahead. Please be mentally prepared.

Time is flying immensely fast this few weeks. As soon as I know it, we already had our second class party that we thought it might not come. I wouldn't really call it a class party with only 8 3G mates and 3 outsiders.

I wonder how long has it been since I last visited Sunway Lagoon. The last time i remembered was when I was so young that i would freak out and wet my pants at the sight of people plunged high into the air and if my memory serves me correctly, I still remember someone actually died here after being flung out of a train ride. That was about when I was 5 where it came out on our local newspaper.

So, at 10:00 a.m. everyone gathered infront of the entrance to collect our tickets which we got discounted by 30% of the original price. Just when we thought everyone was there, we noticed something was fishy. So fishy that it beats the fish sold by the fishmongers at your local morning market and then it hit us.

WHERE ON GOD'S GREEN EARTH IS MAHESH???!!!!

As usual, he would most probably be in bed and it was later proven when we called him. So after Mahesh arrived we wore our admission passes and went in.

The idiot at the entrance tied the admission pass too tight that it disrupted my blood flow. I couldn't take it out after it was on and if i do ill most probably rip the whole thing off.

After we entered the theme park, we decided to go for the rides at the dry theme park before heading down to the wet theme park. So we went to the lockers so that we don't have to carry our belonging's every where we go.

The bad thing bout this locker is it takes 3 tokens which cost RM1 each to enable the usage of the lockers and you can only close and open once. If it were an emergency, you'll have to get another 3 tokens. I guess this is how they rip-off your money knowing that you'll need to use it more than once.

The 1st ride we went on was 'The Boot'

The thing just goes round and round with a high rpm(revolution per minute) which is not really challenging but it makes a good ice breaker. So after going round and round we headed for the flume rides at the niagara falls.

Oh look its a bird, its a plane. No~!!! Its our all time favourite ass kicking super hero.

SANDWICHMAN!!!

(Sandwichman returns)

After that ride, we ended up getting ourselves soaked. Why in the world is a ride that can get you wet in a dry theme park? Its not just one there's more.

The man eating snake ride

(Pray hard rahimi, may your life be spared)

Looks like a pretty decent ride, but looks can be deceiving. This ride takes you into a dark tunnel, go up a hill and suddenly release you down the slide into the water. There was 2 slides in this ride. The first was from the dark tunnel. The second one is higher than the first and when you go down that slide it will look like you came out from a snake's mouth.

(Come to the dark side, young one)

Spooky, this was what I saw in my imaginations. The ride was fun despite almost falling off the ride due to no safety belts and it ended with a splash.

(SPLASH~!!!!)

Yes, we got out of there even more soaking wet.

After a few other rides we went to the 'The Lost City of Gold'.

Despite its name, its actually a giant roller coaster ride. With the word 'roller coaster', you should know how it feels like so I don't think I need to elaborate further except that it was really cool. No photos were taken here for the fear of losing my camera phone.

The next ride was heart throbbing, head bursting and life clinging. Why? Because the ride is called the pirates revenge and this is what it does

(o.O.W00T??? WTH???!!! IT GOES 360. faints*)

I can die from a friggin heart attack if I ever do go on that, so obviously I chickened out, not to mention im afraid of heights(Yea laugh all you want). This was the day I knew the meaning of shame. Even a short, demure, innocent looking girl went on that and came out fine. Respect wei, now I may as well go cut off my balls.

To redeem myself, i mustered all my courage and went for the next ride which was the 'Tomahawk'

Yes this thing goes 360°, not once but twice. Hahahahaha....... beat that. I retain my balls.

I could see stars in the middle of the day on the next ride. It was those spinning cups where when you twist the handle it spins faster. As usual being our hyper self nothing would stop us from doing the darnest things. We kept twisting the control knob faster and faster till when we got down we ourselves were still spinning.

Here's something amusing I found. Sunway Lagoon's theme park is not really suitable for underaged kids for they have some hidden meaning en glyph in certain places. adventerror.blogspot.com unveils the truth behind the truth of sunway lagoon's hidden materials.

Maybe they should rate this park 13sx.

After all those rides, we finally hit the wet theme park. Sorry, no pictures beyond this point for the fear of getting my camera phone wet.

At the wet theme park, we went in every pool and went on every slide. In order to enjoy the wet theme park to the fullest, tubes were needed. So we rented 2 twin tubes for the heck of it. Renting this tubes don't come in cheap. Renting it cost RM15 and we must pay a deposit of RM10 just in case anything were to happen to the tube.

Just when all things were going right, some Pakistani man came and took our tubes without permission and we were on a wild goose chase finding back that tube. Go get yourself a tube of your own for crying out loud. We rented it, It wouldn't be fair if you just took it. Apparently this was not the first time, when we were queuing up, some lady came and took our tube without asking. Luckily we saw that and manage to stop her before she ran away. Geez~!! people cant you get yourself a figgin tube than to take others.

As mentioned before, they should rate this park 13sx. While we were relaxing on our tubes in the pool, suddenly a friend pointed out to me. What we saw was rather disturbing. A couple were making out in the pool. Dei, don't you people have somewhere better to do that. If everyone were to do that here, the hotels will run out of business.

After all the fun we had, we got changed and went to sunway pyramid for lunch. I wouldn't exactly call it lunch since its 5 p.m but then again we never did have lunch the whole day. Here's a tip, if you are ever going to buy food in Sunway Lagoon, I suggest you bring extra cash for the food here cost twice the price than outside.

So at around 6 p.m, we split up and go our separate ways home. It was a tiring yet fun day at Sunway. I recommend this place for people who like the outdoors. Phew~!! Im beat, got back home tired and started blogging this. I can still smell chlorine on me.

Asian Idol review

2007-12-17T21:30:00.000+08:00

It looks like I have no choice but to blog bout the Asian Idol that has found its first crowned winner for this year. With the best singers representing their country, it was a worthwhile show to watch.

Malaysian Idol - Jaclyn Victor

Philipines Idol - Mau Marcelo

India Idol - Abhijeet Sawant

Vietnam Idol - Phuong Vy

Indonesia Idol - Mike Mohede

Singapore Idol - Hady Mirza

It was a great 2 hour live performance show which I manage to not get bored.

Im not really a fan of singging competitions, but I must say the Asian Idol was great. At least im not listening to voices that could torment me for life or the voices that could cause a tsunami.

The best voices that ive heard throughout the competition was Jaclyn and Mau, the rest was so-so. Oh, and did I mention? Phuong Vy is HOT!!! Even the emcee was after her and whats worst, he has the chance while I don't DAMMNN~!!! If only I was there.

International and local singers such as Guy Sebastian, Peterpan, Taylor Hicks were also invited to perform whiched really spiced up the show. I guess I would be bored without them and last but not least the final performance was great.

Sorry for the bad quality video. It was taken on my camera phone.

I enjoyed the performance all the way till the results. The results were disappointing, it was a total let down. Who would have thought the black sheep of this competition actually reign victorious. For all I know I didn't even hear any of the judges voicing out his name when they were asked to predict the winner.

No offence to Singaporeans but in my opinion he didn't deserve it. Among the other idols, I find him incompetitive as he's voice did not give that certain oomph~! I don't care if he wins with a good voice, but nooo~!!! I can't help but say he sucks.

I thought of going for the next Asian Idol. But on second thought, I think ill pass. I can't bear to see our second Malaysian Idol compete with other nations while humiliating himself. So overall the Asian Idol was a total let down.

A Lost Soul

2007-12-13T23:30:00.000+08:00

As I was going through my old picture album today, I found a few photos that we had during our good old Form 2 years.

The pictures was taken during our sivic project where we had to go to a neighbours house to clean their house so that we can make a scrap book out of it. But somehow I kinda feel like we have been tricked into giving free janitor services

I was even forced to do this

(Haihz what have i gotten myself into)

While looking through the album, a certain photo caught my attention

Looks like your every day typical photo, but look closely. If you still haven't manage to find the weird part of this photo, let me give you a pointer

(o.O. WTH??? GHOST???!!!!)

Oh no~!!! Its a ghost and its haunting Andy.

But somehow this ghost looks rather familiar as if ive seen him before

I saw him here

and here

and even here

(compliments of Rahimi)

May the poor lost soul find its peace. I hope you would pass on to a better life some place else.

Most Awesome Ringtone Ever

2007-12-12T12:00:00.000+08:00

This is currently my ringtone

Warning! Please do not set your speaker too loud or it might lead to collateral hearing problems and might even result in deaf. adventerror.blogspot.com and its blogger shall not be held reponsible for any of the deficiency above. Please listen at your own risk. Thank you.

As much as I find this ringtone amusing, but I wouldnt want to set it too loud. For one, I could go deaf at the sound of the valicious opera voice

But It would be rather amusing if your actually caught in this situation

When you're at the cinema watching a horror movie and your phone rings when the show intensifies. I bet your gonna get your butt kicked out of the cinema if that ever happens.

Maybe even when you're having a sleep over and your phone rings when you're telling a ghost story. Imagine the look of your friend's faces, priceless. >.<

The ringtone im using was originally editted from this video.

Awesome aint it, and here's a nicely edited video using that song.

This song bring's opera to a whole new level. Don't ya think? XD

Nostalgia

2007-12-10T14:45:00.000+08:00

I don't know about you guys, but everytime I see this

It reminds me of

Ah. The old days. Brings back memories.

Chipmunks on the Loose

2007-12-09T17:30:00.000+08:00

Chipmunks, their voice is stuck and its playing like a radio recorder in my head.

(Radio recorder + chipmunks = HELP~!!!!!)

Here are some really great songs chipmunked into something much greater.

Warning! adventerror.blogspot.com and its blogger shall not be held responsible for extreme addiction or severe brain damage. Watch at your own risk.

Kelly Clarkson - Because of you

Rihanna - Umbrella

Chris Daughtry - Home

Its really highly addictive. I love it. For more you can head down to youtube and find chipmunkalex. Not to mention he accepts request. Keep the chipmunks coming.

Im addicted, so addicted that i even tried downloading the software to convert my songs into those off-tune-chipmunk-like vocals.

(Amazing Slow Downer)

Here's the outcome of the songs.

Heck, I even made Keana sound like a chipmunk. >.<

I have a strong feeling that im gonna get killed after she hears this. Let this be a secret between us.

From all the trouble and time wasting that I went through just to get this software. It turns out to be an unregistered version. With the unregistered version of this software I only manage to play a quarter of the song in chipmunk voices. To play the song in full with the chipmunk voice, Ill have to register my software. Thats why the songs above are not complete.

Okla want me to register. Ill register lor.

(Click on the picture to enlarge)

But to my dismay, I saw this staring back at me.

( 94.95 USD? WTH??!!!)

$94.95USD???!!! Thats RM332.33(According to my calculator). I don't mind paying a few dollars, but this is outrageous. Call me cheapskate if you may, but RM332.33 is not worth it in my opinion. Add another 67 cents and my RM332.33 would be well spent on 333 plates of nasi lemak. That should be able to last for approximately a year.

Forget it. Ill search somewhere else. If anybody out there knows any software kindly let me know. Thanks a bunch.

Speaking of chipmunks, I heard that Alvin & the chipmunks are hitting the big screen soon.

( Alvin & the chipmunks)

Talk about nostalgia of childhood period. Brings back old memories. Not to mention it's now graphically enhanced, but they kinda look like some retarded low life. Oh well, better not judge a show by its looks. I might consider watching this after christmas, so who's with me? ^^

U-Dong!!!

2007-12-07T16:25:00.000+08:00

Udon, a type of thick wheat-based noodle popular in japanese cuisine. Udon is usually served as hot or cold noodle soup in a mildly flavoured broth, in its simplest form as kake udon, served in kakejiru made of dashi, soy sauce, and mirin. It is usually topped with thinly chopped scallions. Other common toppings include tempura, often prawn or kakiage (a type of mixed tempura fritter), or abura age, a type of deep-fried tofu pockets seasoned with sugar, mirin, and soy sauce. A thin slice of kamaboko, a halfmoon-shaped fish cake, is often added. Shichimi and beni shoga can be added to taste.

The flavour of broth and topping vary from region to region. Usually, dark brown broth, made from dark soy sauce is used in eastern Japan, and light brown broth, made from light soy sauce is used in western Japan. This is even noticeable in packaged instant noodles, which are often sold in two different versions for east and west.

-referrence from wikipedia.org-

One day in a japanese restaurant.

Waiter: Hi, welcome to Baka Restaurant. May I take your order sir?

Ah Beng Customer: Ah? Emmm.... Give me green tea and plain U-dong.

Waiter: Err... Im sorry sir, do you meant by a bowl of Udon?

Ah Beng Customer: Ha? Just give me a plain U-dong.

Waiter: Im not meaning to be rude sir but could you please be a bit polite. It isn't nice calling people a dong(stupid).

Ah Beng Customer: Ha? What crap u toking now? I want plain U-dong la.

Waiter: THATS IT!!!! UVE CROSS THE LINE SIR!!! I QUIT!!!!!! EVER SINCE IVE BECAME A WAITER, MY GIRLFRIEND LEFT ME, MY PARENTS LAUGH AT ME AND NOW A CUSTOMER COMES AND CALL ME A DONG. WHY??!!! WHAT DID I DO TO DESERVE THIS??!!!

Ah Beng Customer: Huh? Cross line? Infront there got zebra crossing mah. Why so tulan wan?

After all the commotion the manager comes out.

Manager: Im sorry sir, please excuse my employee's rudeness. I assure you that it wont happen again.

Ah Beng Customer: Har? Why like at one? Why your emplo-ee veli tulan wan. I just ask for plain U-dong.

Manager: Excuse me sir?

Ah Beng Customer: I want plain U-dong.

Manager: Are you moking me sir?

Ah Beng Customer: Huh? Moping? No la I just want plain U-dong oni.

Manager: GET OUT OF MY RESTAURANT BEFORE I CALL THE COPS!!!!

Ah Beng Customer: Har? Why so tulan wan? I just want plain U-dong.

Manager: OUT!!!! WE DON'T SERVE CUSTOMERS LIKE YOU!!!!! GO OR ILL REALLY CALL THE COPS!!!!!

Ah Beng Customer: ok. ok. dun angry. I go, I go.

At the Ah Beng's home

Ah Beng: Next time i neva wan go that restaurant anymore. Everyone so tulan wan. I ask for a plain U-dong oso wan call police. Next time tell everyone that that restaurant full of tulan people then ask them change the name of that restaurant to tulan restaurant.

So from that day onwards, that place has received many criticism. Due to its misinterpretation, they have changed their type of food served and hence the name has been changed to...

and it all started because of.....

Such a bad name for your product. tisk* tisk* tisk*

Grand Prior

2007-12-06T00:00:00.000+08:00

Today, I have officially lost my chance of getting this. What is this you may ask. This is the Grand Prior Badge. The highest award a cadet of St. John Ambulance can receive after undergoing some badge collecting.

Some of you might say, 'Highest award? No big deal. Can buy at 'professor' or somthing.
But here's the thing. This badge can not be found in Malaysia. The only place you can get it is in England plus if you manage to attain the Grand Prior, your certificate will be signed by the Queen of England, which means Queen Elizabeth. Further more you will attain bragging right even until you reached the age of 21 or above. Big or small deal now is up to you to decide.

Dammn sad wei, I failed to attend all of the state camp which is the camp where you can take your probadge test in order to achieve the Grand Prior. This year is no different. In order to achieve the Grand Prior one must attain a total of 12 probadges before the age of 21.

Im below 21, why have I lost my chance of getting one of those? Well, you see. You must have at least 4 probadges before you reach the age of 16 and I dont even have one plus im 16 next year. Man how crappy can this get? Maybe I should start getting all emo and slit my wrist or something.

HELL NO!!!! Im still sane ok. Besides, I still have something to chase after. wanna know what it is? look below.

Yep. This is so far my aim. Doubt ill ever get it. If I do, remember to belanja me ya. For those who will be attending state camp this year, have fun. ^^

Symptoms of Holiday Boredom

2007-12-05T18:00:00.000+08:00

Its the holiday season, ever felt really bored that you could lose your mind or even do stuff that you've never tried because its the total opposite of your personality? If you had, you might be suffering from 'Holiday Boredom Syndrome'. Here are 10 signs you are suffering from Holiday Boredom syndrome. Remember you saw it first on adventerror.blogspot.com.

1. You sleep like a pig all day, all night no matter the cost for you have nothing better to do. Even if you do wake up, its only to eat/drink/take a piss.

2. You eat and eat knowing you'll gain weight and when the holidays are over you start complaining you're fat

3. You do absolutely nothin except staring at the computer screen the whole day as if there is some girl posing nude for you behind the screen

4. You bug and drive your siblings/parents/grandparents/uncles/aunts up the wall till no end

(Sry Kenny, I couldnt find any other suitable pics)

5. You have pointless conversations online

6. You do maths revision

(Yes I know my maths is bad. Thank you very much)

7. Your phone bill increases drastically

(Click on picture to enlarge)

RM554.71???!!!! ADD ANOTHER 29 CENTS I CAN BUY 555 PLATES OF NASI LEMAK!!!!! MORE WORTH IT.

8. Your poor pet suffers the consequences of your boredom tortures

9. You try every possible game created

Some people really should play this game then to stay indoors glued to the computer screen for more than 24 hours. Get a life you lifeless people. The fresh air will do you good or you might end up like this poor dude below

Poor kid, may his keyboard rest in peace. Someone call the ambulance, I think he needs the intensive care unit(ICU) in a mental problem hospital(MPH). Quickly before he gets even more lifeless.

10. You go crazy for no reason

That kid can really dance despite his size. Man, maybe I should learn how to dance. Might be handy in the future.

I am Kenny

2007-12-03T10:30:00.000+08:00

There's practically nothing to do this holidays. Everyday its the same boring routine of waking up early, go bath room, on my laptop, screaming my head of cause streamyx fails, stares at the screen the whole day, etc, etc, etc.

IS THERE NOTHING BETTER TO DO ARR???!!!

While everybody is enjoying they're holidays at U.S, Paris, Rome, Spain, Afghanistan, Madagascar, [insert favourite holiday places here] im stuck at home in front of glass to the world wide web looking at nothin but ~~porn~~ anime.

I doubt I'll be going anywhere this holidays. Seeing my parents giving me this excuse everytime I ask them.

Kevin: Are we going anywhere this holiday?
Parents: Sorry, Were busy this year.
Kevin: Owh.... ok.(Thinks to myself* Wasnt this the same excuse as last year?)

So what I have been really up to this holidays?(and no I don't watch porn). Ive been going around the blogosphere reading as much as I can as well learning and interacting with other bloggers. As a junior blogger, I think I should be learning from the professionals.

So as I was going around the blogosphere, I found this on Kenny's blog. It's a test on which Malaysian blogger you are most likely to be.

Guess who I got on my first try?
*drum rolls* Its none other than our most favourite, most influential, most ingenius, most famous Kuching blogger......
The one, the only........

Kenny sia

Congratulations Kevin, you are...

Kenny Sia of kennysia.com

You have it all, or so you think. Big balls, big bird, big everything. Also a big heart and ever-ready big hug to give out to everybody who needs one. But you didn't know this. You're the one who need a hug the most. So hugs to you!

Which Malaysian Blogger Are You?

I think i better start drinking more coconut water.

(Who shall prevail, Kenny's coconuts or my watermelons?)

Or maybe not.

My Life's a Candle

2007-12-02T00:30:00.000+08:00

My life could end anytime soon.

(A hole in the roof)

(Another hole)

As you can see here, my ceiling has been crashing down one by one. God knows when one of them might fall on me. It could be anytime/anywhere in this house.

I was almost struck down by one of it earlier this morning. It was barely an inch away from me. Somehow I manage to avoid the fatal accident which could cause me my life.

Before I reach the other world I would like to thank my parents/friends/aunts/uncle/etc/etc for being with me till the end. Don't be surprised if my blog has not been updated for over 3 months. If that happens u'll know what happened to me and I apologize in advance.

Hilarious UPSR Essay

2007-12-01T01:00:00.000+08:00

Heres what i've found in my mail inbox recently.

Page 1

Translation:

My Family
Everyone in this world has a family. Family is keluarga in English. A family consist of a father, a mother, sisters and brothers, grandmother, grandfather, uncle, aunt etc, etc, etc.

Firstly, I would like to tell you that everyone in this world has a family which lives peacefully cause there are no wars among them, but there are some that aren't at peace due to wars among themselves.

I would like to talk about my family. I have a mother and a father but my mother said that she had slept with three other men in a hotel which in that case its proven that im a legitimate child because my blood is different from my father

ROTFLOL

Page 2

Translation:

(continued from 1st page) which is at home now. My father does not care if my mother goes out with another man. My mother on the other hand is not worried if my father does not come home for a month.

My sister and my brother are no longer schooling because they have stopped. My sister is beautiful. She looks just like Marilyn Monroe which had died. She died because she was knocked down by my grandfather's motor car which its enjin has a horse power of 500cc.

My brother is handsome or good looking just like Amitabh Bacan(an indian actor) or Sunjay Dutt(another indian actor). Sometimes he's face changes into Aacapan(he's a fan of indian actors) when he just woke up. When he finishes taking a bath he's face looks like himself. That my brother's specialty

o.O

Page 3

Translation:

Next, im going to talk about my youngest sibling. Eventhough i don't have a younger sibling but I lied to you in saying that I have a younger sibling.

Thats all the story about my happy family but not so happy afterall. Let it be known to you.

-yours sincerely-
Bob (Badan orang besar?)

ROTFLMAO

The poor boy must have endured alot. sniffs* Hope he has better luck in the future.

2 and a half marks? I think he deserves more. Who knows he might be the best comedian in the future. Im looking forward to it though.

This is Sparta!!!!!

2007-11-22T01:00:00.000+08:00

One of the most brilliant ideas of the year. This really made my day. I doubt I'll be able to sleep now after hearing this. For those of you who have watched 300 you would most probably remember this. For those of you who haven't, Buckle up your seat belts coz this is Madness. Get ready for one of the most hilarious video of the year. ROTFLOL

THIS IS SPARTA!!!!

This is Madness!!! Madness??? This is SPARTA!!!

Hope you enjoyed that. Its late and I better get some sleep.

Tales of the Pool Party

2007-11-20T00:00:00.000+08:00

We finally had our class party on 16th of November. Oh boy it was great. We had it at Tiara Damansara which happens to be the place my parents live. At 3 o'clock, A few of my friends came over to my grandparents place to get a ride there. We thought we could squeeze all 11 people into a Perodua Rusa, but our luck ran out when we came to know that the road tax had expired. Just our luck for it to expire recently. So my dad had to take 2 trips back and fourth from here to section 17. Oh well wasnt a problem though. Not till Syarifuddin called me and said he had no means of transportation and Mahesh got lost so he needed a ride. So on the second trip we had to squeeze 8 people(including driver) into a small Perodua Viva.

(The cramped viva-cious car)

We ended up sitting on each others lap. Everyone that passed by gave us this weird look as if we were gonna bomb the Streamyx headquarters(I would if I could) or kill the president of the united states for his deminion acts of justice. The car which were behind us made sure he was at least 3 metres away especially uphill and the police that passed by smiled at us as if we killed Osama and we're labelled as heroes. How does it feel to have 6 people at the back seat all cramped up you ask? Well, try imagining yourself being sandwiched. Thats how it feels.

(The Amazing adventures of SandWichman)

Upon arrival, I saw one of the management dogs shouting at my friends to get out of the pool and when I asked one of the manager who was wearing a orange colour shirt whats the problem, he told me that we were not properly attired to go into the pool. Damn 'tulan' wei. Then I asked what we should wear and he told me as long as we attire ourself properly we could go in. Wearing something like a surfers pants and a t-shirt is allowed. Most of us were already wearing a t-shirt and surfers pants, so we all jump in again. Suddenly, the other dog who were shouting at us before came out and shout at us again. This time he wanted to see the organizer of the party. So I went, our conversation is recorded below:

Me: Ada masalah ke encik? (Is there any problem?)

Idiotic manager: Kamu ke yang 'organize' party ini? Kamu ingat lu siapa? Nak masuk kolam renang kena berpakaian betul. Lu ingat ini tempat kamu ke? Halau mereka keluar dari kolam sekarang!!! (Are you the one who organize this party? Who do you think you are? If you want to go in the swimming pool you have to wear the proper attire. Do you think own this place? Ask them to get out of the pool now!!!)

Me: Tapi encik, saya dah tanya encik yang berpakaian oren itu. Dia kata kalau kita berpakaian kemas kami dibenarkan masuk dengan baju-t dan seluar pendek.(But I've asked the guy in the manager in the orange clothes and he said if wewear neatly we are allowed in the pool regardless if we wear t-shirt and shorts)

Idiotic manager: Lu ingat lu siapa? Mana ada orang in-charge yang pakai baju warna oren. Saya boleh saman lu RM100 tau. Ko jangan cuba lawan dengan saya. (Who do you think you are? There's no one incharge wearing orange clothes. I can summon you RM100. Don't try and fight with me)

Me: (furiously) Encik!!! Saya seorang resident kat sini dan saya faham akan peraturan disini. Saya dah tanya encik yang berpakaian oren itu dan dia kata kami dibenarkan masuk ke kolam dengan pakaian yang kemas. (Im a resident here and I understand the rules here. I've asked the orange clothes guy and he said we're allowed as long as we wear proper attire.)

Idiotic manager: (Long pause) Tak boleh, tak boleh. Ini peraturan. Panggil orang yang kamu beritahu itu ke sini. (Can not, Can not. This is the rule. Call that person you told here.)

Only when I told him I am a resident here did he finally stop shouting at me. He almost wet his pants when I told him that I lived here. So after I called the other manager, that idiotic manager asked the other manager if he had allowed us in the pool and when he answered yes, he scold the other manager and said he has no right to decide. This results in us not getting to use the pool except for Afiq and Danial because they had the so-called proper attire. What? You want us to swim naked izzit?

Another thing that made me furious was when a friend of mine asked why one of the residents that were wearing a t-shirt is allowed in the pool. That idiotic dog answered. "No, no that is allowed. Look that is my resident. All follow the rules one". It was obvious she was wearing a t-shirt which we weren't allowed to go in the pool with. This is descrimination to non-residents. We we're all damn furious at that idiotic manager that we would take a rope, tie him up, sink him to the depths and make sure he drowns and die.

But if you think this puny thing is going to stop us from having fun. Think again. What we want is what we get. After all the managers left the area we all jumped into the pool and splashed around (Credits to my dad for the brilliant idea). So after we had a little game of truth & dare and ate, the dogs were no where to be seen. So what else? Its splashing time

(Splash time in the pool)

After awhile we decided to head to the sauna.

(Sauna's main heating source. Don't burn urself, Amir!!!)

(Sauna Party Time)

Then after somemore pool splashing time, we decided to pack up and call it a day. But guess what? We still have RM150 with our treasurer, not to mention a few haven't fully paid their class fund. I guess we will be looking forward for another party elsewhere ^^. For those who have ideas, please contact Rahimi or Me.

(Spectacular view of the pool at night)

Weird Al Yonkovic

2007-11-15T10:45:00.000+08:00

To those of you who don't know him, this is the lengendary Weird Al Yankovic. Dont let his looks fool you. Behind that sheepy grin lies the master of jokes and parody. Check out the videos below.

Why is he so famous?
Well have you heard his songs such as 'you're pitiful'(James Blunt's you're beautiful parody) or 'A complicated song'(Avril Lavigne's Complicated parody). He manage to convert lovey-dovey song lyrics into something outrageously hilarious. I seriously repect him for the work he's done. He's a pure genius if you ask me.

ROTFLOL AT THE VIDS ITS SERIOUSLY HILARIOUS
Weird Al Yankovic - You're Pitiful

Weird Al Yankovic - A Complicated Song

Weird Al Yankovic - Ebay

Weird Al Yankovic - White & Nerdy

Weird Al Yankovic - Canadian Idiot

Im not responsible for any brain damage. Please watch at your own risk. There's plenty more from where that came from. You can search them up at youtube.

The Problem With Streamyx

2007-11-14T12:00:00.000+08:00

I was so angered and frustrated over our ISP(Internet Service Provider). Not once has it given me smooth net surfing and not to mention during this holiday season not once has it not fail me every week.

Whats more, Streamyx uses the term 'the number 1 broadband in Malaysia'. Some how I think this is an insult to Malaysia. I think 'the number 1 broadband to fail in Malaysia' suits it more. With this kind of service I think even Jaring or TMNet would be better eventhough its slower. (Yes, Im well aware that streamyx is under TMNet and that TMNet and Jaring are dial-up connections). But hey, which would you prefer? A slow but steady internet connection with less problems or attend more anger management courses because of streamyx failing.

I do know alot of people complaining about streamyx and I do know alot of people who really wants to sue streamyx for lousy service because I am one of them. Another thing that made me more enrage was when they cut my connection when I just received my bill 2 days ago and when I called them to clarify, they say its your problem.
WHAT THE HECK? I JUST RECEIVED MY BILLS 2 DAYS AGO AND PLUS I DON'T HAVE THE TRANSPORT TO GO OVER AND PAY!!!!!! WHAT SORT OF CUSTOMER SERVICE IS THIS???!!!! I THINK THE MAMAK STALL HAS A BETTER SERVICE THEN THIS!!!

Soon I myself might have to take anger management courses due to this fact or I might pay a visit to the doctor more often due to high blood pressure. If any streamyx official reads this, please take full consideration of this as im not only speaking for myself. Please improve the quality of your service.

And here's a fact, streamyx is not 100mbps per housing unit. Its 100mbps shared among 5km radius of the nearest TM point. So the more people that uses streamyx in the area the slower it may be. Last but not least, STREAMYX!!!! YOU FAILED TO MEET THE EXPECTATION OF THE CITIZENS THAT LIVE IN MALAYSIA!!!! YOUR SERVICE IS MUCH MORE FRUSTRATING THAN THE GOVERNMENT THEMSELVES!!!!

Good Luck SPM-ers 2007

2007-11-12T00:30:00.000+08:00

From today onwards, every form 5 shall be sitting for their SPM papers.
I wish every form 5 the best of luck in going through one of the hardest obstacles in life. Yes, Ive known how you all suffered to get ready for this time of your life as I have sat for my PMR this year. Plus SPM is 10 times harder than PMR. So for all of you who are fighting for yourself to achieve excellent grades, I pray that you all would succeed.

For those who werent ready, just give it all youve got. Theres no turning back now.
For those who have failed in their trials, don't worry. Failure is the mother of success.
Last but not least, I wish you all Good Luck and may the A's be with you.